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« on: April 17, 2008, 06:21:51 PM »

Make up a question using the 5 Ws listed above.
The next person answers it.  Your answers can be funny or true.
I will start it.


Who put the bop in bop bop baren?
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #1 on: April 17, 2008, 06:32:19 PM »

The Baron Von Bop.
What was he wearing?
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« Reply #2 on: April 17, 2008, 06:36:06 PM »

Bopaty bop pants
when did he have to change them?
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« Reply #3 on: April 17, 2008, 07:24:13 PM »

When he bopaty booped in them.


Who was going to the fair yesterday?


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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #4 on: April 17, 2008, 08:14:59 PM »

The fairest Maiden, to get away from the Baron.

What was the weather?
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« Reply #5 on: April 17, 2008, 10:21:40 PM »

The weather was fair for the fair.




Even if the Baron could not go, where is the Princess?
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #6 on: April 18, 2008, 03:24:57 PM »

The princess left with Ang.
What was she thinking?
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« Reply #7 on: April 18, 2008, 05:27:23 PM »

She thought he was charming.

When was the trial?
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« Reply #8 on: April 18, 2008, 05:52:30 PM »

On the twelfth of never.

Why did they have to wait so long?
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« Reply #9 on: April 18, 2008, 06:03:55 PM »

Ang had to learn the rules of being with a princess.

Was that a high price to pay for sexual attraction to a princess?
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« Reply #10 on: April 18, 2008, 07:06:24 PM »

A rebel he was, could not conform.

Who was the person that could reform?
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« Reply #11 on: April 18, 2008, 08:14:08 PM »

The Fortunate Fool could reform.



What did he need to reform from?
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #12 on: April 19, 2008, 08:03:09 PM »

Reform from matress tag tearing.

When will he learn his lesson?
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« Reply #13 on: April 20, 2008, 03:55:11 PM »

He will never learn his lesson.

What does he do with the tags once he has torn them?
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« Reply #14 on: April 20, 2008, 04:13:55 PM »

Wallpapers his bedroom with the tags.



When will he finish the room?

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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #15 on: April 20, 2008, 04:26:53 PM »

It depends on how many mattresses he uses.

What will his wife think of him?
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« Reply #16 on: April 20, 2008, 04:27:36 PM »

She thinks he is completely daft.





Where will he go when she throws him out finally?
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #17 on: April 20, 2008, 05:32:19 PM »

To the Old Fool's Home.



Who will the wife turn to?
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« Reply #18 on: April 20, 2008, 08:22:58 PM »

The wife will fall into the mattress saleman's arms.

Whose baby is she carrying?
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« Reply #19 on: April 20, 2008, 09:35:07 PM »

The happy go lucky Bagle Maker's.





What color was the boat?
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« Reply #20 on: April 21, 2008, 10:39:40 AM »

The boat's color was the color of a freshly baked bagel right out of the oven.

What is the number of bagels required to keep everyone happy?
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« Reply #21 on: April 21, 2008, 01:06:20 PM »

13, baker's dozen, of course!

Why would you want that many bagels?
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In His no-slip grip!

Living donor has one more test to go (4-14-2008).  Her left kidney could be mine in a few months.  No surgery date yet.
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« Reply #22 on: April 21, 2008, 01:07:53 PM »

To use as paving stones in the garden.

What kind of garden is it?
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« Reply #23 on: April 21, 2008, 02:22:50 PM »

A garden of beautiful red roses.

When will they bloom?
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Oct 41, 2007 - Got fistula placed.
Feb 13, 2008 - Activated on "the list".
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« Reply #24 on: April 21, 2008, 04:10:22 PM »

In rosebud season when buds become blossoms.

Besides roses and paving stones what else can be found in the garden?
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Pyelonephritis (began at 8 mos old)
Home haemo 1980-1985 (self-cannulated with 15 gauge sharps)
Cadaveric transplant 1985
New upper-arm fistula April 2008
Uldall-Cook catheter inserted May 2008
Haemo-dialysis, self care unit June 2008
(2 1/2 hours X 5 weekly)
Self-cannulated, 15 gauge blunts, buttonholes.
Living donor transplant (sister-in law Kathy) Feb. 2009
First failed kidney transplant removed Apr.  2009
Second trx doing great so far...all lab values in normal ranges
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