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« Reply #25 on: April 21, 2008, 04:42:50 PM »
Magical knomes and icecream cones.

When is the time to harvest the garden?
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« Reply #26 on: April 21, 2008, 05:03:17 PM »
an harvest time.

aren't we all a bit daft??
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« Reply #27 on: April 21, 2008, 07:20:20 PM »
Of course we're daft, it keeps us sane.


Which gnome is the daftest of them all?
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Pyelonephritis (began at 8 mos old)
Home haemo 1980-1985 (self-cannulated with 15 gauge sharps)
Cadaveric transplant 1985
New upper-arm fistula April 2008
Uldall-Cook catheter inserted May 2008
Haemo-dialysis, self care unit June 2008
(2 1/2 hours X 5 weekly)
Self-cannulated, 15 gauge blunts, buttonholes.
Living donor transplant (sister-in law Kathy) Feb. 2009
First failed kidney transplant removed Apr.  2009
Second trx doing great so far...all lab values in normal ranges
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« Reply #28 on: April 21, 2008, 08:38:38 PM »
Happy



Where was Sleepy when all this took place?
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #29 on: April 22, 2008, 04:33:35 AM »
Sleeply was with Snow White, but that's a different story.

Why Sleepy is not a dwarft?
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« Reply #30 on: April 22, 2008, 04:35:28 AM »
If he was one he would be "Nappy".

Who was the Gnarly Gnome?
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« Reply #31 on: April 22, 2008, 04:43:06 AM »
Gnarly was the dude gnome on the surf board.

Would a shark eat a gnome?
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« Reply #32 on: April 22, 2008, 06:34:53 AM »
Sure.  sharks eat anything

Where would the shark come from?
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« Reply #33 on: April 22, 2008, 07:23:34 AM »
From the coy pond that is next to the garden.

How many coy did they have?
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« Reply #34 on: April 22, 2008, 08:08:28 AM »
25

What can you do with coy?
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In His no-slip grip!

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« Reply #35 on: April 22, 2008, 08:11:30 AM »
Oh, you can enjoy a coy.

What are the ways to enjoy a coy?
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« Reply #36 on: April 22, 2008, 09:04:10 AM »
Coy pie with whipped cream.

When did the cops show up?
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« Reply #37 on: April 22, 2008, 09:07:33 AM »
They showed up when the whip cream got out of hand.

Why did the cops confiscate the whipped cream?
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« Reply #38 on: April 22, 2008, 10:48:20 AM »
they were having strawberries for lunch.

what would they have tomorrow?
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If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning how to dance in the rain.

Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.

Meddle Not In The Affairs Of Dragons
For You Are Crunchy And Taste Good With Ketchup
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« Reply #39 on: April 22, 2008, 03:39:35 PM »
Twinkies and toast



How old were the twinkies?
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #40 on: April 22, 2008, 06:50:58 PM »
Old enough to know better!

When did the lawyers jump off the bridge?
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« Reply #41 on: April 22, 2008, 09:05:30 PM »
at high noon after the new sheriff walked into town!



Why is the new sheriff so mean?
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #42 on: April 23, 2008, 02:17:50 AM »
The new sheriff had a tummy ache.



Why did his tummy hurt?
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« Reply #43 on: April 23, 2008, 04:12:11 AM »
Because of bad tuna salad.

Who made the tuna salad?
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« Reply #44 on: April 23, 2008, 05:51:59 AM »
Myrtle - she did it on purpose.

What horrid thing did she add to the salad?
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« Reply #45 on: April 23, 2008, 06:33:39 AM »
Peanut utter was added to the tuna salad.




Why is the sheriff allergic to peanut butter?
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #46 on: April 23, 2008, 06:52:08 AM »
Because his mother who is an elephant ate too many peanuts while she was pregnant with him.

What circus did his mother perform in?
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« Reply #47 on: April 23, 2008, 08:52:23 AM »
At the Watch Where You Walk Circus

Who was the ringmaster?
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« Reply #48 on: April 23, 2008, 09:21:58 AM »
The Sultan of Salami.

When did the Fire Eater and Lion Tamer marry?
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« Reply #49 on: April 23, 2008, 05:10:52 PM »
They married when the flame was very hot.

Who was the bride and who was the groom?
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