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« Reply #50 on: April 23, 2008, 07:00:20 PM »
Of course the Lion Tamer was the bride.

What did they name the baby?
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« Reply #51 on: April 24, 2008, 03:47:58 AM »
They named him Burning Love after Uncle Elvis.

Was Billy Joel upset, you know, he started the fire.
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« Reply #52 on: April 24, 2008, 06:31:44 AM »
No Billy Joel did not care, however Garth Brooks was standing outside the fire.


Why do we do the things we do?
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #53 on: April 24, 2008, 06:38:35 AM »
I know and Johnny was standing in the ring of fire.

OMG how many fires are still burning?
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« Reply #54 on: April 24, 2008, 07:10:43 AM »
we do the things we do because the fires are still burning.

why does the cat have nine lives?
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If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning how to dance in the rain.

Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.

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« Reply #55 on: April 24, 2008, 07:18:06 AM »
We do things when fires are burning when we feel the heat and cats have 9 lives because they stay away from heat. ( well, fire heat)

Why do cats sing so off key when in heat?
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« Reply #56 on: April 24, 2008, 07:19:57 AM »
because they forgot to keep their tails out of the fire.

do the cats stay out of the breakfast cereal?
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If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning how to dance in the rain.

Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.

Meddle Not In The Affairs Of Dragons
For You Are Crunchy And Taste Good With Ketchup
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« Reply #57 on: April 24, 2008, 11:10:10 AM »
No, they don't.

What kind of cereal is it?
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« Reply #58 on: April 24, 2008, 04:35:58 PM »
Krispy Kittie Kookies


When did the herd of ducks arrive?
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« Reply #59 on: April 24, 2008, 04:45:18 PM »
the ducks came just in the quack of time

Why did the ducks baste themselves in orange sauce
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« Reply #60 on: April 24, 2008, 05:04:55 PM »
For the halibut (hell of it)  Hehehehe!



When were you going to tell me all of this?
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #61 on: April 24, 2008, 05:07:55 PM »
We would tell you when hell froze over.

What will be come of the orange duckies?
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« Reply #62 on: April 24, 2008, 05:08:50 PM »
Duck  a'La'Orange


When does the clock start around here?
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #63 on: April 24, 2008, 06:54:24 PM »
a heck of a lot earlier than i would like!

where are the fishies swimming?
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If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning how to dance in the rain.

Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.

Meddle Not In The Affairs Of Dragons
For You Are Crunchy And Taste Good With Ketchup
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« Reply #64 on: April 24, 2008, 07:24:40 PM »
In the little fishies pond is where the fishies swim all day long.



When does the fisherman show up?
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #65 on: April 24, 2008, 08:21:19 PM »
After the forth Wednesday before the third Tuesday.


Where is the UPS guy?
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« Reply #66 on: April 24, 2008, 09:55:06 PM »
Out racing the truck with Dale Jarrett #88!






When is he going to retire?
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #67 on: April 25, 2008, 04:47:04 AM »
When UPS delivers the right retirement package.

Where will he live after he retires?
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« Reply #68 on: April 25, 2008, 07:07:31 AM »
On the moon so he can be the first person to open a moon buggy racetrack.


How fast do moon buggies go?
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Might as well smile
« Reply #69 on: April 25, 2008, 09:39:43 AM »
At the speed of moonlight of course.


What's the best selling snack on the moon?
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Pyelonephritis (began at 8 mos old)
Home haemo 1980-1985 (self-cannulated with 15 gauge sharps)
Cadaveric transplant 1985
New upper-arm fistula April 2008
Uldall-Cook catheter inserted May 2008
Haemo-dialysis, self care unit June 2008
(2 1/2 hours X 5 weekly)
Self-cannulated, 15 gauge blunts, buttonholes.
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First failed kidney transplant removed Apr.  2009
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« Reply #70 on: April 25, 2008, 09:58:57 AM »
Moon Pies are number one.

Will they moon on the moon?
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« Reply #71 on: April 25, 2008, 10:06:21 AM »
But of course, and none too soon, that goes even for Sun Yung Moon.

Where are the monasteries?
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Pyelonephritis (began at 8 mos old)
Home haemo 1980-1985 (self-cannulated with 15 gauge sharps)
Cadaveric transplant 1985
New upper-arm fistula April 2008
Uldall-Cook catheter inserted May 2008
Haemo-dialysis, self care unit June 2008
(2 1/2 hours X 5 weekly)
Self-cannulated, 15 gauge blunts, buttonholes.
Living donor transplant (sister-in law Kathy) Feb. 2009
First failed kidney transplant removed Apr.  2009
Second trx doing great so far...all lab values in normal ranges
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« Reply #72 on: April 25, 2008, 11:27:25 AM »
on the highest mountain tops.

how will we get there.
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If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning how to dance in the rain.

Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.

Meddle Not In The Affairs Of Dragons
For You Are Crunchy And Taste Good With Ketchup
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« Reply #73 on: April 25, 2008, 01:59:38 PM »
we can't wind surf

what will we do, what will be do?
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« Reply #74 on: April 25, 2008, 02:03:05 PM »
how about we hang-glide.


What will we do for fun in the monastery?
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Pyelonephritis (began at 8 mos old)
Home haemo 1980-1985 (self-cannulated with 15 gauge sharps)
Cadaveric transplant 1985
New upper-arm fistula April 2008
Uldall-Cook catheter inserted May 2008
Haemo-dialysis, self care unit June 2008
(2 1/2 hours X 5 weekly)
Self-cannulated, 15 gauge blunts, buttonholes.
Living donor transplant (sister-in law Kathy) Feb. 2009
First failed kidney transplant removed Apr.  2009
Second trx doing great so far...all lab values in normal ranges
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