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« Reply #200 on: September 13, 2007, 01:38:33 PM » |
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Lord Schelmerdine I am in desperate need of a new loin cloth. Do we have enough budgeted for such attire? I'm afraid if we do not the Ladies will get just what they want.
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« Reply #201 on: September 13, 2007, 01:55:50 PM » |
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Sexy Sluff in a Kilt!! That's what we want!  They don't wear anything under the kilts, do they?  |
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« Reply #202 on: September 13, 2007, 02:22:49 PM » |
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« Reply #203 on: September 13, 2007, 04:12:39 PM » |
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Knobby knees under a kilt. You better get a scabbard for your weapon Sluff. Can't leave it out in the rain.
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« Reply #204 on: September 13, 2007, 04:50:53 PM » |
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Scabbard for Sluff's weapon We are going to banned from this site! Or the thread will be locked! I hope not, because I love our special little kingdom. |
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« Reply #205 on: September 13, 2007, 05:24:42 PM » |
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« Reply #206 on: September 13, 2007, 07:45:17 PM » |
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Lord Schelmerdine I am in desperate need of a new loin cloth. Do we have enough budgeted for such attire? I'm afraid if we do not the Ladies will get just what they want.
Hey guys I need your sizes. I am going to run to "Loin Cloths R Us". If they are out of what you need and I'll check "Kiltmart". Any allergies I should know about? I wouldn't want you to get "scabies" on your scabbord.  |
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« Reply #208 on: September 13, 2007, 08:45:18 PM » |
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« Reply #209 on: September 14, 2007, 01:49:39 AM » |
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Please tell me, can this thread get any crazier? ?? |
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« Reply #210 on: September 14, 2007, 03:19:13 AM » |
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Lord Schelmerdine I am in desperate need of a new loin cloth. Do we have enough budgeted for such attire? I'm afraid if we do not the Ladies will get just what they want.
Hey guys I need your sizes. I am going to run to "Loin Cloths R Us". If they are out of what you need and I'll check "Kiltmart". Any allergies I should know about? I wouldn't want you to get "scabies" on your scabbord.
Romana, I commission you as Royal Seamstress to the Court. Viscount Sluff and I will watch the porridge fight dressed in kilts which I hope my lady Romona will kindly fashion from only the finest Scottish Harris Tweed. As for suitable attire to be worn under the kilt, I personally will require some kami-knickers as I still pee! Also can you make me a comfortable bra because I am nearly sixty years old and am developing man breasts. A size 'B' cup should do.  |
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« Reply #211 on: September 14, 2007, 03:20:32 AM » |
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Please tell me, can this thread get any crazier???
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« Reply #212 on: September 14, 2007, 03:38:32 AM » |
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I'm out of the Scottish Tweed. Will burlap do? We certainly need the the Kami knickers. Would not want you to catch a draft. |
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« Reply #213 on: September 14, 2007, 03:55:00 AM » |
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Ken, I am trying to choose which tiara I would like. They are all so wonderful! Do I need to get my new wardrobe before picking a tiara? Harrod's --- remember I want to go shopping. I would like to stop in the Great Food Hall first for a little something to nibble on.
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« Reply #214 on: September 14, 2007, 04:00:48 AM » |
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I'm out of the Scottish Tweed. Will burlap do?
We certainly need the the Kami knickers. Would not want you to catch a draft.
Burlap it will have to be then. What about my sporron? The Mighty Weaponed one will need one too and it needs to match his scabbard. |
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« Reply #216 on: September 14, 2007, 06:20:38 AM » |
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Ahhhh- a shopping day at Harrod's! I am so excited! I certainly will try to keep within a resonable budget. Do I have to buy hats? I really don't look good in hats, especially those big brimmed ones with flowers on them. I know the Queen looks good wearing them, but it really isn't my style. And what about purses? What does the Queen really carry in her purses? Does she need money for a taxi? A drivers license? Cell phone? Breath mints? National secrets? Just wondering. Hope you have a lovely day, Lord Kenneth. Your royal court is here to serve you  |
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« Reply #217 on: September 14, 2007, 07:05:18 AM » |
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What does the Queen really carry in her purses? CRACK COCAINE  |
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« Reply #219 on: September 14, 2007, 11:49:08 AM » |
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« Reply #220 on: September 14, 2007, 02:06:29 PM » |
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I'm out of the Scottish Tweed. Will burlap do?
We certainly need the the Kami knickers. Would not want you to catch a draft.
Burlap it will have to be then. What about my sporron? The Mighty Weaponed one will need one too and it needs to match his scabbard.
I have no idea how to measure and fit the sporron and scabbard. Do I do the inseam first? How do I check the rise? I have decided that nothing but the finest silk will do. Now what color? Black is slimming and minimizing, but that might make objects appear smaller. |
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« Reply #221 on: September 14, 2007, 02:23:23 PM » |
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I am not going to touch that subject! I mean-----the measuring part! I don't think our Lords want ANYTHING looking smaller, well, Kinky Ken did mention his man boobs,use the black silk there---------can't believe I am even typing this!
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« Reply #222 on: September 14, 2007, 03:14:25 PM » |
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« Reply #223 on: September 14, 2007, 04:49:40 PM » |
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« Reply #224 on: September 14, 2007, 04:55:27 PM » |
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