Anymore Brits out there on Dialysis?

[goofynina]

Maybe we should try to find more men. There must be a board out there like IHD made up of men willing to Duel. You know IHD "Incredibly Hot Dudes" or "Intelligent Hunks Dueling". 

Uh oh, are thouest getting annoyed with the "Brits"?  Shall we seek others as Romona has suggested?  Orrr, will Kinky Ken and Sexy Sluff deliver?  Hmmmm, Decisions , decisions, 

   You know Paris, i did see this shop that sold Tiara's down on Belmont and Olive, i say we go check them out and next door there is a Karaoke Bar (i am sure we can get some Hunky Menz in there)    What d'ya say?  How 'bout you Romona?  Do we dare live this Kingdom and seek, or shall we stay here and continue this pish posh?   

[Romona]

We must be patient and give our gentlemen time to respond.
Wait until daybreak breaks through the night sky across the Big Pond.
Tomorrow we'll get the answer we desperately seek.
We must stand by our knights, be brave and not weak.

If they are not willing to answer our plea.
On to Belmont and Olive's, Susie, Paris and me.
We'll sing sad and depressing tune.
Sluff and Ken the deadline is noon. 
We all live in different time zones so we'll give them a few hours. 

[angela515]

Hahahah... Very nice Ramona. 

[goofynina]

Ooooh Romona, verrrry nice 

OK Gentlemen?  What's it going to be?  *tick tock tick tock tick tock*  time's a-waistin' 

[kitkatz]

I want a tiara!

[angela515]

I am still waiting for my tiara also... since i'm a princess. 

[goofynina]

Sorry Ladies, we have a hold on passing out any more tiara's until we see some action.      You might want to send Sir Kenneth and Jester Sluff a message and let them know how you feel.  and maybe we'll get what we've been WAITING FOR!!! 

[okarol]

Ooooh Romona, verrrry nice 

OK Gentlemen?  What's it going to be?  *tick tock tick tock tick tock*  time's a-waistin' 

When time runs out... do we get to see the Royal Flogging?!?!   

[Bajanne]

This British thing has gone to you guys' heads!!!

Don't let me tell my Queen about your goings ons!

[Ken Shelmerdine]

Ladies, I spent the day preparing for our mission ahead. I had a day of pampering and luxury in a city 2 hours away. I was at a spa (OK, it was a hospital). I had hair extentions put in (actually electrodes glued to my head). I was encouraged to get some beauty rest (those people treated me like I was 5 and forced me to take naps).They lovingly catered to my every need and watched me closely (they watched me while I napped). What skill they displayed performing this glamorous job (must not be any openings in the paint drying department). I was permitted to shop (went to the gift shop to get a bottle of water). I could tell the men wanted me and the women wanted to be me (they looked at me like I was a freak). I was all decked out with beautiful accessories (I had this box thingy hanging around my neck). My biggest fear is when the Doctor reviews my brain activity he will find I am actually a blond trapped in a redhead's body. What a wonderful day and I wished you could have joined me.

I am all ready for the jello or coleslaw wrestling. But I believe both jello and coleslaw might stain our outfits. What is the solution to this dilemma? 

STRIP!! Now come on Romona you left yourself wide open for that one.

[Ken Shelmerdine]

Thunder Down Under are male strippers in Vegas and i dont care if i am stripped    of ALL my royalties, bring on the beefcakes  

  Sir Kenneth Shelmerdinizzle,  i was only kidding, please dont take my title or my crown, if you do, hmm, if you do, YOU will get a ROYAL ASS KICKIN' 

OH YES PLEASE!!!

[Ken Shelmerdine]

I want a tiara!

You're all becoming traitors. Bollocks to your Tiaras

[Ken Shelmerdine]

Ooooh Romona, verrrry nice 

OK Gentlemen?  What's it going to be?  *tick tock tick tock tick tock*  time's a-waistin' 

  Oh no ladies you're not going to turn the tables that easily. Nay nay and thrice nay. There'll be no more talk of dueling between Viscount Sluff and me.

I, Lord of the Court of King Kenneth sole distributer of 3 speed walking canes and world famous earthworm surgeon, order my treacherous Ladies of the Court to the Tower where you will all strip naked and do battle waist deep in porridge whilst singing Land of Hope and Glory accompanied by violin oboe and woopee cushion and do the housework cooking and cleaning all simultaneously until such time as I and the Mighty Weaponed One order you to cease. 

 I knoweth your game oh Damn Dame, to divide and conquer but me and the Mighty Weaponed One will stand firm (er..... I'd better re-phrase that)....er....The Viscount and I are United in our resolve to never,  nay, never, surrender to the will of the Damn Dame and her cohorts. So...there 



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[Ken Shelmerdine]

Ooooh Romona, verrrry nice 

OK Gentlemen?  What's it going to be?  *tick tock tick tock tick tock*  time's a-waistin' 

When time runs out... do we get to see the Royal Flogging?!?!   

Barbarian!

[Ken Shelmerdine]

Ken,

I am a huge Doctor Who fan and watch BBC America. Funny thing is, most Brits I know don't watch the show. Thanks to my new center, I can bring my laptop in and watch 4 hours worth of Doctor Who during treatment. This is a BIG MORALE booster for me.

http://tv.groups.yahoo.com/group/Ohio_Type_40/

Doug

Hi Doug,
I've only seen a couple of episodes of the new Doctor Who. They broadcast at odd times over here so either I'm out somewhere or it's on very early evening. (We don't usually put the telly on till about 7.30 pm) so I've quite often missed it by then. I used  to watch the old series, I saw the very first episode in 1962 I think it was. Glad it makes the time at your centre more bearable.

If you've read much of this thread you'd be forgiven for thinking we're as mad as a bag of rats. It didn't start out that way it sort of.......well......just degenerated! Don't let it put you off, please keep posting.

[paris]

My dear Lord Ken, I just want you to know that I am a loyal subject and even if there isn't a duel or blood bath or even a lovely man show, I remain loyal to your kingdom.   (ladies we must stay on his good side---they have been known to chop off heads over there!)   No head=no tiara!

[paris]

Do we want more men around?  Right now we are the majority----Oh I mean, right now we have two lovely Lords. Why do we need more?

[Ken Shelmerdine]

My dear Lord Ken, I just want you to know that I am a loyal subject and even if there isn't a duel or blood bath or even a lovely man show, I remain loyal to your kingdom.   (ladies we must stay on his good side---they have been known to chop off heads over there!)   No head=no tiara!

At last! The loyalty I deserve and now Lady Paris, pick your Tiara.
http://www.hair-we-go.co.uk/shop/products.asp?cat=111

 I call upon all my loyal ladies to turn away from the treachery of the Damn Dame and return to the court. There's a tiara in it for you ( But only after the porridge fight at the Tower)

[paris]

Won't we be attacked by those huge ravens at the Tower if we are covered in porridge??  They are very big and they scare me!

[Ken Shelmerdine]

Won't we be attacked by those huge ravens at the Tower if we are covered in porridge??  They are very big and they scare me!

No, they're muslim ravens and it's Ramadan.

[paris]

 

[Romona]

! Now come on Romona you left yourself wide open for that one. ;)That my friend was a test. I now know you are no gentleman

Now take off your shirt and flex those bi-ceps and apologize

Won't we be attacked by those huge ravens at the Tower if we are covered in porridge??  They are very big and they scare me!

No, they're muslim ravens and it's Ramadan.

 


I guess we can wrestle in traditional dress.


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[paris]

Ken, I  am trying to choose which tiara I would like.  They are all so wonderful!  Do I need to get my new wardrobe before picking a tiara?  Harrod's --- remember I want to go shopping.  I would like to stop in the Great Food Hall first for a little something to nibble on. 

[goofynina]

    I swear, if i could pee i would've done it in this here chair i am sitting on as i type,  You guys have me rollin' over here 

[Hawkeye]

  I swear, if i could pee i would've done it in this here chair i am sitting on as i type,  You guys have me rollin' over here 

I have to agree that this thread is a million times funnier than the joke thread.