Anymore Brits out there on Dialysis?

[Sluff]

Ah but there must be someone that would like to duel.

I am a man of my word and remaineth loyal to my superiors, sorry ladies, now if you would like to wrestle amongst each other Jello wrestling is a safe way to go in case you get hungry while wrestling. The men will be the ones with the lounge chairs and popcorn.

[Ken Shelmerdine]

Ah but there must be someone that would like to duel.

I am a man of my word and remaineth loyal to my superiors, sorry ladies, now if you would like to wrestle amongst each other Jello wrestling is a safe way to go in case you get hungry while wrestling. The men will be the ones with the lounge chairs and popcorn.

  That's more like it!  The Damn Dame  Paris and Romona covered in mud.  Pass the popcorn

[cabarle]

Ken,

I am a huge Doctor Who fan and watch BBC America. Funny thing is, most Brits I know don't watch the show. Thanks to my new center, I can bring my laptop in and watch 4 hours worth of Doctor Who during treatment. This is a BIG MORALE booster for me.

http://tv.groups.yahoo.com/group/Ohio_Type_40/

Doug

[goofynina]

Who dareth commandeth Damn Dame Lady Countess Duchess Goofynina and her Royal Subjects Romona and Paris to partake in such mayhem, thou shalt knoweth that JELLO is high in Phosphorus thereforth  maybeith  deadly to thy Royal Party...


 (but wouldnt that be a site)   

[kitkatz]

Romona,  Paris and the Grammalady I'm most disappointed in you both. Your Lord of the Court was in mortal danger and all you 3 could think of was beer, lawn chairs, male strippers and whooping it up!!

of course, what fun would life be without, beer, lawn chairs and male strippers!! bring it on!!!!     (and you're worried about a little blood)

Oh yeah!

[Ken Shelmerdine]

Who dareth commandeth Damn Dame Lady Countess Duchess Goofynina and her Royal Subjects Romona and Paris to partake in such mayhem, thou shalt knoweth that JELLO is high in Phosphorus thereforth  maybeith  deadly to thy Royal Party...


 (but wouldnt that be a site)   

Phosphorus Shmosphorus! JELLO JELLO JELLO!  MUD MUD MUD!

[Ken Shelmerdine]

Romona,  Paris and the Grammalady I'm most disappointed in you both. Your Lord of the Court was in mortal danger and all you 3 could think of was beer, lawn chairs, male strippers and whooping it up!!

of course, what fun would life be without, beer, lawn chairs and male strippers!! bring it on!!!!     (and you're worried about a little blood)

Oh yeah!

Yeah, MY BLOOD!!! 
My noble ladies have shown much disloyalty but are forgiven if they agree to wrestle with the Damn Dame Goofynina in Jello. 

[Sluff]

After the Ladies are done they must report to me how much strength the Dam Dame goofynina has in her right arm. I will be dueling the Dam Dame to an arm wrestling match in Vegas. I would like to know what I'm up against.   

[paris]

Oh my goodness!!  Jello, mud, dueling------I think I like this kingdom!!!  There is more fun here than in my real kingdom     You are making this Lady be a little less a Lady----getting me ready for Vegas!   I so wish our Lord and Master could be there!!  He could bring our tiaras!

[goofynina]

After the Ladies are done they must report to me how much strength the Dam Dame goofynina has in her right arm. I will be dueling the Dam Dame to an arm wrestling match in Vegas. I would like to know what I'm up against.   

Be afraid Court Jester, be verrrrry afraid   

[Sluff]

Due the dietary restraints we will change the jello wresting to Cole slaw wrestling.

[thegrammalady]

Due the dietary restraints we will change the jello wresting to Cole slaw wrestling.

foo on the diet restrictions. take extra binders, BRING ON THE JELLO!!!!!!!!!!  i vote for strawberry.

[Romona]

Ladies, I spent the day preparing for our mission ahead. I had a day of pampering and luxury in a city 2 hours away. I was at a spa (OK, it was a hospital). I had hair extentions put in (actually electrodes glued to my head). I was encouraged to get some beauty rest (those people treated me like I was 5 and forced me to take naps).They lovingly catered to my every need and watched me closely (they watched me while I napped). What skill they displayed performing this glamorous job (must not be any openings in the paint drying department). I was permitted to shop (went to the gift shop to get a bottle of water). I could tell the men wanted me and the women wanted to be me (they looked at me like I was a freak). I was all decked out with beautiful accessories (I had this box thingy hanging around my neck). My biggest fear is when the Doctor reviews my brain activity he will find I am actually a blond trapped in a redhead's body. What a wonderful day and I wished you could have joined me.

I am all ready for the jello or coleslaw wrestling. But I believe both jello and coleslaw might stain our outfits. What is the solution to this dilemma? 

[okarol]

Ladies, I spent the day preparing for our mission ahead. I had a day of pampering and luxury in a city 2 hours away. I was at a spa (OK, it was a hospital). I had hair extentions put in (actually electrodes glued to my head). I was encouraged to get some beauty rest (those people treated me like I was 5 and forced me to take naps).They lovingly catered to my every need and watched me closely (they watched me while I napped). What skill they displayed performing this glamorous job (must not be any openings in the paint drying department). I was permitted to shop (went to the gift shop to get a bottle of water). I could tell the men wanted me and the women wanted to be me (they looked at me like I was a freak). I was all decked out with beautiful accessories (I had this box thingy hanging around my neck). My biggest fear is when the Doctor reviews my brain activity he will find I am actually a blond trapped in a redhead's body. What a wonderful day and I wished you could have joined me.

I am all ready for the jello or coleslaw wrestling. But I believe both jello and coleslaw might stain our outfits. What is the solution to this dilemma? 

LMAO  What a glamorous life, Romona! 

[thegrammalady]

I am all ready for the jello or coleslaw wrestling. But I believe both jello and coleslaw might stain our outfits. What is the solution to this dilemma? 

nudity??     

[goofynina]

Sounds to me like they treated you like Royalty allright  

Now we need to get this right, we got all this food (and beer) brought out the lounge chairs and we have yet to see any action, hmmmm, the guys have somehow weasled their way out of "dueling" for us and have now requested that us Ladies do all the dirty work? hmmmm?   Well ladies, we got to do what we gots to do, pack up our stuff and head over to Thunder down Under and as for the gentlemen of the court, EHH, LET THEM EAT CAKE!!! 

[okarol]

Sounds to me like they treated you like Royalty allright  

Now we need to get this right, we got all this food (and beer) brought out the lounge chairs and we have yet to see any action, hmmmm, the guys have somehow weasled their way out of "dueling" for us and have now requested that us Ladies do all the dirty work? hmmmm?   Well ladies, we got to do what we gots to do, pack up our stuff and head over to Thunder down Under and as for the gentlemen of the court, EHH, LET THEM EAT CAKE!!! 

Now thouist is talking!!! 

[Romona]

I am all ready for the jello or coleslaw wrestling. But I believe both jello and coleslaw might stain our outfits. What is the solution to this dilemma? 

nudity??

Well if I must.........there will be more jiggling than jello. And I am not talking about melons. I am afraid I have inherited my mothers nice fingernails and my father's chest. 

Sounds to me like they treated you like Royalty allright

Now we need to get this right, we got all this food (and beer) brought out the lounge chairs and we have yet to see any action, hmmmm, the guys have somehow weasled their way out of "dueling" for us and have now requested that us Ladies do all the dirty work? hmmmm? Well ladies, we got to do what we gots to do, pack up our stuff and head over to Thunder down Under and as for the gentlemen of the court, EHH, LET THEM EAT CAKE!!!

Now thouist is talking!!!

Who is this Thunder Down Under? 

[goofynina]

Thunder Down Under are male strippers in Vegas and i dont care if i am stripped    of ALL my royalties, bring on the beefcakes  

  Sir Kenneth Shelmerdinizzle,  i was only kidding, please dont take my title or my crown, if you do, hmm, if you do, YOU will get a ROYAL ASS KICKIN' 

[angela515]

YOU will get a ROYAL ASS KICKIN'

I am putting my money on Damn Dame

[paris]

Romona, don't worry, I have the melon thing covered!!!  And lots of jiggling---not jello!   If we are the royals---why aren't the peasants doing all the work and entertainment???   I just want to sit on my throne, have "high tea"  and watch lovely English subjects duel or whatever!

[Romona]

Romona, don't worry, I have the melon thing covered!!!  And lots of jiggling---not jello!   If we are the royals---why aren't the peasants doing all the work and entertainment???   I just want to sit on my throne, have "high tea"  and watch lovely English subjects duel or whatever!

Ladies I have a new challenge. Let's put our brave knights together on one team and have them challenge the Thunder Down Under!

I'm betting on Kinky Ken and Sexy Sluff. 

[goofynina]

Romona, don't worry, I have the melon thing covered!!!  And lots of jiggling---not jello!   If we are the royals---why aren't the peasants doing all the work and entertainment???   I just want to sit on my throne, have "high tea"  and watch lovely English subjects duel or whatever!

So be it,  Hence forth I beith Damn Dame Lady Queen Countess Duchess Goofynina and thouest shall have ye request Lady Paris (with the melons)     Sir Kenneth Shelmerdinizzle and thee Court Jester WILL duel for the ladies at high noon tomorrow orrrrrrrrr, they have to do all the cleaning and washing and the cooking and the sewing and also mow the lawn of the castle,  for 1 month, AND THAT IS AN ORDER BY RULE OF THE DAMN DAME *gasp*  

Why you ask?? because............GIRLS RULE AND BOYS DROOL, so there

[paris]

I'm betting on Kinky Ken and Sexy Sluff. 

 



Why don't we just sit and watch Kinky Ken and Sexy Sluff do their thing?  I am getting tired of all the preparation and I don't see them doing anything to get this going.  I know--they are the Lords or Kings or whatever, but seems like they could order some lowly subjects to do the work we Ladies are doing.  I am just ready for my tiara, wardrobe--and man show!!!!!!

[Romona]

Maybe we should try to find more men. There must be a board out there like IHD made up of men willing to Duel. You know IHD "Incredibly Hot Dudes" or "Intelligent Hunks Dueling".