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« Reply #975 on: January 09, 2009, 06:01:58 AM »
Quote from: kitkatz on January 08, 2009, 03:15:12 PM
From the ladies to the Viscount:    :sir ken; :sir ken; :Kit n Stik;
You see Viscount my noble and trusted friend, treachery and disrespect will allways abound. Shall we strip her.......of her title and make her a mere commoner?
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« Reply #976 on: January 09, 2009, 06:13:11 AM »
I will NEVER be a commoner whether you strip me of my title or not.  See, I have been out using my title to gain prestige and followers. 


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« Reply #977 on: January 09, 2009, 07:05:55 AM »
Quote from: Ken Shelmerdine on January 09, 2009, 06:01:58 AM
Quote from: kitkatz on January 08, 2009, 03:15:12 PM
From the ladies to the Viscount:    :sir ken; :sir ken; :Kit n Stik;
You see Viscount my noble and trusted friend, treachery and disrespect will allways abound. Shall we strip her.......of her title and make her a mere commoner?

We must meet and discuss this situation further, she has dropped her pants down and mooned me several times. ;)
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« Reply #978 on: January 09, 2009, 07:23:07 AM »
I've been led to understand that Brits can be quite fond of the fantasies and practices of spanking...perhaps the Lady Kitkatz is just a terrible tease and feels that the gentlemen (note the gentle at the start of the word) need an image to spank , metaphorically speaking of course.   :rofl;
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« Reply #979 on: January 09, 2009, 02:30:15 PM »
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Monrein!  I am surprised!  Ladies we have to talk about this defrocking thing these gentleman (?) want to do.
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« Reply #980 on: January 09, 2009, 06:55:06 PM »
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« Reply #981 on: January 10, 2009, 08:21:26 AM »
tea time!!!!!!!! and scones with clotted cream and raspberry jam and a wee bit from that wonderful golden decanter on the sideboard.   :wine;
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« Reply #982 on: January 10, 2009, 09:20:38 AM »
Quote from: monrein on January 08, 2009, 02:25:34 PM
A most noble yet playful title Lady Okarol.  Being named a lady of the Order of the Garter is indeed a major coup although the Knicker elastic sounds suspiciously to mine ears like a girdle (not gerbil, girdle).

 


Thank you for the description. I will wear my garter belt proudly!
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« Reply #983 on: January 10, 2009, 12:06:35 PM »
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Quote from: monrein on January 08, 2009, 02:25:34 PM
A most noble yet playful title Lady Okarol.  Being named a lady of the Order of the Garter is indeed a major coup although the Knicker elastic sounds suspiciously to mine ears like a girdle (not gerbil, girdle).

 


Thank you for the description. I will wear my garter belt proudly!
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« Reply #984 on: January 10, 2009, 02:45:19 PM »
Here you go.  I call this one, girl with garter and at least one implant.   :rofl;





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(2 1/2 hours X 5 weekly)
Self-cannulated, 15 gauge blunts, buttonholes.
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« Reply #985 on: January 18, 2009, 03:57:58 PM »
Quote from: monrein on January 09, 2009, 07:23:07 AM
I've been led to understand that Brits can be quite fond of the fantasies and practices of spanking

Ooooh...... aaaaaaargh.... YES YES YES.... OOOH THAT HURT!  :rofl;
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« Reply #986 on: January 18, 2009, 07:47:02 PM »
Very nice and very thoughtful but I wanted to see Okarols.   >:D
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« Reply #987 on: February 11, 2009, 05:53:01 AM »
hi a brit here and a manchester united fan from MANCHESTER !!!!!! found this site last week been reading all the messages but not posted until i spotted you.
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« Reply #988 on: February 11, 2009, 06:26:22 AM »
Post an introduction here: http://ihatedialysis.com/forum/index.php?board=14.0   and then you will have to ask Sir Ken for a title to get in the action of this thread.  :)
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« Reply #989 on: February 12, 2009, 07:44:35 PM »
Hello to our new friend from Britain. If you go back and read this thread we are all kind of silly in it.


I am bumping the thread by asking Ken to be sure and have accommodations for us all when we fly over!
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Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #990 on: February 12, 2009, 07:50:40 PM »


Maybe we need some Green Kidney Awareness garters...?
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New kidney in a paired donation swap July 26, 2017.
Her story ---> https://www.facebook.com/WantedKidneyDonor
Please watch her video: http://youtu.be/D9ZuVJ_s80Y
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« Reply #991 on: February 12, 2009, 08:06:54 PM »
Oh I need one of those alright!   :bandance; :bandance;  Can you see me dancing around in that garter!
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Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #992 on: February 12, 2009, 08:36:43 PM »
i have figured away to remove those with my teeth.  :rofl;
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« Reply #993 on: February 13, 2009, 03:25:51 PM »
Are your teeth real or do you keep them in a glass? If you keep them in a glass, I guess you would have to use your hands too! >:D
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« Reply #994 on: February 13, 2009, 04:23:05 PM »
Kit, you could wear them to Vegas!   The guys can slip dollars in them and it would pay for your trip!   :rofl;

I do hope Sir Ken has things in order.  I am packing my bags with the hope I can stay at Windsor Castle.  Buckingham is just a little too much for me.   :rofl;
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« Reply #995 on: February 13, 2009, 05:12:51 PM »
Paris, I think Buckingham Palace would make a nice little vacation stop for us. Of course we could not stay too long,with its tight quarters and all.   :rofl;
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #996 on: February 13, 2009, 10:10:12 PM »
That's it our next IHD get together can be at Buckingham palace.  BRILLIANT!!
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« Reply #997 on: February 13, 2009, 11:38:19 PM »
:ukflag; Wouldn't it be nice if every one started off their new post with the flag of their country, one way of telling where they come from.  I always try to remember to do that when I post just go into the (more) sign. John comes from Newcastle so you can guess what football team he supports. I'm an Essex girl haven't got a clue about football but like Rugby.

I must add John's Hospital the Queen Alexandra, and all the other hospitals that have a renal department are all linked to a satellite, we are all given a pass word and within 2 days of coming back from a check up you can view your results and Dr. letters on line. The site is called www.renalpatientview.org and you could if you want give your pass word to any member of your family or doctor to look up on your results. Do any other country's have that in place.  Yvonne the wife
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« Reply #998 on: February 14, 2009, 02:29:02 AM »
Quote from: John on February 13, 2009, 11:38:19 PM
I must add John's Hospital the Queen Alexandra, and all the other hospitals that have a renal department are all linked to a satellite, we are all given a pass word and within 2 days of coming back from a check up you can view your results and Dr. letters on line. The site is called www.renalpatientview.org and you could if you want give your pass word to any member of your family or doctor to look up on your results. Do any other country's have that in place.  Yvonne the wife


It sounds great Yvonne but they're not all linked, the QE (Birmingham) is a huge hospital where Dad has to go for any inpatient issues, his unit is a satellite of it but neither are linked to renalpatientview.  I have asked severaltimes but there don't seem to be any immediate plans to link - just another example of the postcode lottery that is the UK NHS!!
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« Reply #999 on: February 14, 2009, 06:49:35 AM »
 :ukflag; Sluf please make the next meeting Windsor Castle as it's just up the road. Yvonne
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2007- since January 2007 carer to my husband John who has the following, allways been a very fit man up till then.
2007 - January Renal failure
2007 - March Diagnosed with a Horseshoe kidney and bladder cancer.
2007 - June One kidney, Prostrate and Bladder removed with stage 4 cancer. Urostomy
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