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[Ken Shelmerdine]

STUFFING!!!..... Huh! There'll be no need for any of that! 

[Sluff]

No stuffing needed here, but you sure can give it a try Paris. 

[paris]

Sir Ken and Sir Sluff, I will take you word!  I wouldn't touch those responses with a ten foot pole--------- 

[kitkatz]

You would have to stand away from them with a ten foot pole, truth be told, the way they go on and on about their mighty weapons.   

[kitkatz]

We are the Damsels OF Distress
We don’t take no mess!
When we hear the men shout
We haul their asses about!
“Mighty weapons indeed!” We say
And the men all run away.

We are the Damsels of Distress

[Ken Shelmerdine]

Really ladies you must think of nothing else. This like shows men with pikestaffes. Be Afraid!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pike_(weapon)

[Romona]

  I am shaking in my shoes!









EDITED:Fixed smiley tag error-kitkatz,Moderator

[kitkatz]

  Me too. Shaking in my shoes! 

[monrein]

Mine knees are of a sudden aquiver with fright.  Of course I jest and toy with you only, you silly men of the Kingdom.  Our wit far sharper than any pikestaff you could possess and our guile and wile far slyer than any stealth attack you could plan.  If we feed you not, you could not even lift aforementioned staffs.  Oops, silly me, I forgot that we must flatter you men, lest you bluster too much and hurt yourselves. 

Oh brave knights, I tremble with fear of the villainous pikestaffs.

The Baroness Monrein

[kitkatz]

By the By The Purple Feather Boa Brigade and The Damsels OF Distress will be having a meeting today at 4pm. english standard time. 
We simply must discuss the apparent overlooking of granting Okarol an official English title.
The wrong must be righted immediately by Sir Ken or there will be trouble brought about by these two amazing groups of women and their weapons of chocolate and leafy substances!

Purple Feather Boa Brigade and Damsels of Distress are united in their purpose!

[monrein]

Indeed fair lady, Mistress Okarol must, by all that we hold dear, be granted an official title by Sir Kenneth.  She has shown herself to be a worthy lady of clear virtue (as virtuous as any at any rate) and deserves an elevation of rank. 

I pray thee however, to describe further the "leafy substances" of which you speak.  Are we hinting at salads, cigars or illicit mind-altering smokables?  I ask merely for the sake of clarity, let me add.

The BM  (Oh dear me, what unfortunate initials, but what is done, is done)

[kitkatz]

My Dear BM ( Unfortunate initials, yes. It was part of their plan to discredit you) 

Yes, Lady Karol deserves a title.  The meeting is taking place at #$%^&&^$##. Please use your code books to decipher the place.

The Leafy green substance makes one happy, however vast quantities of food must be near when it is finished.   I will allow you to make your own conclusions.


Ladies rally to the cause!  Okarol must be granted a title immediately or forthwith the men with their mighty weapons have a fight on their hands!

[monrein]

    You may count on my full participation in all plans and activities of basically any kind but ssshhh.     Pass it on to the other ladies of the realm.  Perchance I'll bring a cake to complement the leaves.

Who needs a title?  Okarol, WOW!  When does she need it?  RIGHT NOW!
Repeat, whilst marching and looking gorgeously fierce.

[kitkatz]

If it does not happen soon, I shall be forced to give up my Duchy of Chocolate and move on to being the Empress of Chocolatedom! Allowing Okarol to assume the Duchess title.

[Sluff]

Ladies tho shall not make such hastily decisions, for decisions made in haste could have disastrous consequences. Wait for Sir Ken for he and only he can hand out respectable titles.

[Romona]

Ladies tho shall not make such hastily decisions, for decisions made in haste could have disastrous consequences. Wait for Sir Ken for he and only he can hand out respectable titles.

Haste, Smaste, since when have we been respectable.

[kitkatz]

We are being respectable. We have only just had a meeting about Okarol getting her coronet and title.  We have plans to fight to the seas about this matter!

[Sluff]

A fight to the seas will only bring destruction to the Purple Boa Brigade, no matter how much chocolate and green leafy substance you have. 

[thegrammalady]

  does the tree ornament with purple feathers count?

[kitkatz]

Yes the ornament counts.   The more the merrier with the brigade!   As for fighting to the seas and through the mountains we will unite within our sisterhood and defeat these weapon waving men. 

Or until Okarol gets her title!

A royal title for Okarol!
Or we fight, fight, fight!
We only want what is right!

[thegrammalady]

okarol will always have a royal title in my book!

[okarol]

  You gals are the BEST!

[monrein]

The Viscount Sluff (if indeed Viscount he be) forgets that when we ladies of the realm speak of taking to the seas, mountains or elsewhere in our battle to obtain a title for Okarol, we fully intend to call upon our friends in high places.  As ladies of rank we possess some considerable clout, some powerful allies and vast reserves of our own devious treachery.  Our weapons are hidden, our powers concealed and your pikestaffs, swords or other scary staffs frighten us not. 

We'll trick you with leafy things, stuff you with cakes, have our way with your weapons and not for a second forget our goal.....a major title for the fair and virtuous mistress Okarol. 

Fight, fight, fight
We're fighting for the right
Okarol deserves it
Sir Ken must bestow it
A royal title now for
We cannot allow
Injustice  to prevail.
We are the females
Of the realm and
We beseech you
Oh kind Sir Ken.

[pelagia]

I'm speechless.  This is a travesty 

[paris]

Sir Ken,  This can all be resolved with a stroke of your pen.  Only a moment to bestow the rightful title to our deserving Okarol.  Remember, the pen in mightier than the sword!   Not saying whos sword!!