Anymore Brits out there on Dialysis?

[Ken Shelmerdine]

It is nice to see more of Ken on IHD.

Calm yourself girl

[Sluff]

I agree. Sir Ken if I must here you are.. incase you can't read it it says Now I know why they call it ICU..

  Do you have any more arse pics in your collection Sluff 

As a matter of fact..yes

[paris]

Ken, be careful what you ask Sluff. He seems to have pictures of almost everytihng.

[kitkatz]

Yeah, Sluff seems to be spending more and more time in the dark room lately with the other admins.

[rose1999]

Yeah, Sluff seems to be spending more and more time in the dark room lately with the other admins.

Now I know why Karol has volunteered to be admin - she gets to be in a dark room with Suffbunny 

[Sluff]

  I'll never tell. and Kitkatz thats Admin not Admins 

[petey]

Yeah, Sluff seems to be spending more and more time in the dark room lately with the other admins.

Now I know why Karol has volunteered to be admin - she gets to be in a dark room with Suffbunny

I see we have another nickname for Sluff --  Rose called him "Suffbunny"    Add that to "Fluffly" and...what was it Goofy's mom called him, Karol?

[rose1999]

OOPS, meant SLuffbunny (missed the L out!) I think it really suits him 

[petey]

OOPS, meant SLuffbunny (missed the L out!) I think it really suits him

I think the picture and the new name suits our Suffbunny perfectly!   

[kitkatz]

SLUDGE was the other name for suffbunny. 
   This is SLUDGE!

[Ken Shelmerdine]

Sluffbunny er Sluff. They're getting at you, respond please.

[rose1999]

Sluffbunny er Sluff. They're getting at you, respond please.

Behave yourself Ken and stop stirring things up - or else we'll start on going on about your behind again!!!!

[Ken Shelmerdine]

  Rose I don't need anyone reminding me about my bottom It's bruised black and blue!

[Sluff]

Sluffbunny er Sluff. They're getting at you, respond please.

I'm not sure how manly Sluffbunny sounds but It gives them something to do...

[kitkatz]

  Sluffybunny and Sir Ken 
Sitting in a tree
One is as cute as a bunny, 
the other has an ass you can see. 
 

Sometimes I crack myself up!

[Sluff]

I think you have a hit there Kit...

[Ken Shelmerdine]

Viscount, the ladies of the kingdom seem much subdued do they not as of late but I sense more treachery afoot. Oh yea oh yea methinks they again plainly plotteth against us. They have disrespectfully called you Sluffbunny and made merriment about my royal arse. Although they have tragically lost a great leader (The Damn Dame) they are inspired by her legacy and plan an uprising.

Viscount be ever watchful and once again unsheathe thy mighty weapon and pleat thy kilt as I will also reach for my big ugly pikestaff. 

For those who joineth IHD since the last uprising, pray read this thread from it's commencement. Read how Sir Kenneth did bestow honourary British titles on the Americans Canadians and Australians and how some of their number did showeth much ingratitude with huge treachery.

Read tales of daring do with swords spears and baby oil and the great porridge wrestling championship contest. And when ye have digested this tale of heroism bravery and pornography, stand up and be counted and declare thy allegiance to the Kingdom of Sir Kenneth or, The Rabble of Treacherous Ladies.
LONG LIVE THE KINGDOM!!!
 

[rose1999]

Sir Kenneth it is truly magnificent to have you back in the Kingdom after such a time, forsooth I say your ladies have missed you. 

As a Brit myself (and one who only joined when the last uprising was almost ended) I should like to apply for a title, I would not expect anything grand to start out with, but a Lady or Baroness would be nice - what sayeth thee my Lord? 

You are quite right - we do all mourn the loss of the Damn Dame (as you so fondly called her) but she would not want us all to rest on our laurels, come fellow courtiers I say rise up and be counted.  [Well ladies, we must do something or it looks like Sluffbunny will "unsheathe his mighty weapon" and then none of us shall be safe  ]

I will pledge my allegiance to the Rabble of Treacherous Ladies. COME LADIES purple boas at the ready!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Long live the Kingdom!!!

[Romona]

Spy satellite photos have shown Sir Ken working out and quite buff. I am not sure if we can take him. 

[paris]

My lovely Lord and Master!! Welcome back to the kingdom.  It really has been too quiet here lately and I think our precious Damn Dame would want us to have some merriment.  She loved laughing and making jokes more that anyone.  Sluff has been trying very hard to keep everyone in line, but Lovely Lady Rose keeps calling him little animal names.    I think she is trying to get on his good side. Keep him busy Rose, while Romona plans our next attack.  No more porridge!  Yuck!     I am sure Sluff is very glad to have support again.  And Ken, any new songs?    You've been missed my all you ladies in waiting

[kitkatz]

Forsooth, I have begun the Revolution with the Purple Feather Boa Brigade!  Arm yourselves with the Purple boa and come hither and yon until we greet one another within the secret meeting place. Sir Ken and Sluffbunny are no match for our wiley minds!

Purple Feather Boa Brigade Unite!

[Sluff]

Sir ken we must put a stop to this Purple Feather Boa Brigade. The members there seem very well organized, but I think we shall strike and strike hard.

[kitkatz]

I am taunting you all.  You could not stop a feather if you tried, much less the Purple feather Boa Brigade!    Onward sisters!

[okarol]

 

[Ken Shelmerdine]

Sir Kenneth it is truly magnificent to have you back in the Kingdom after such a time, forsooth I say your ladies have missed you. 

As a Brit myself (and one who only joined when the last uprising was almost ended) I should like to apply for a title, I would not expect anything grand to start out with, but a Lady or Baroness would be nice - what sayeth thee my Lord? 

You are quite right - we do all mourn the loss of the Damn Dame (as you so fondly called her) but she would not want us all to rest on our laurels, come fellow courtiers I say rise up and be counted.  [Well ladies, we must do something or it looks like Sluffbunny will "unsheathe his mighty weapon" and then none of us shall be safe  ]

I will pledge my allegiance to the Rabble of Treacherous Ladies. COME LADIES purple boas at the ready!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Long live the Kingdom!!!

Then Arise COUNTESS ROSE. 'Tis though much to my chagrin that your allegience iis to the treacherous Purple Boa Brigade and not to the Pleated Kilt Clan.