Anymore Brits out there on Dialysis?

[Sluff]

I am in agreement with you master Sir Ken.

[kevno]

Still in hiding. will never be found.  Apart from the times i have to go to the Town for my medicine See the Purple Boa mean grannies brigade. I will know what to do  

[Romona]

Curses Kevno, how did you get away from the Avon ladies? They were supposed to watch you and give you make up tips.

[kitkatz]

Alas the Avon ladies who were supposed to be watching Sir Kev were tempted by Sir Ken and Sir Sluffington into mischief created by some goat herd they had. Lady Kitkat saw the commotion while trying on a pair of shoes that would have matched the Purple Feather Boa.  She gave chase, but the men were faster and the goats were scary!


Any way The Brigade of the Purple Feather Boa shall ride onward to reap the benefits of the realm of Sir Ken.  (Or just pillage the villages in the area around the castle until our wants and demands are met!)

[paris]

The land of old goats and grannies-------well, that is probably closer to the truth than the royal titles----------but I like the fantasy better. Reality stinks!   So, I am ready for my tea and crumpets now, whenever the help is ready to serve it.

[okarol]

Alas the Avon ladies who were supposed to be watching Sir Kev were tempted by Sir Ken and Sir Sluffington into mischief created by some goat herd they had. Lady Kitkat saw the commotion while trying on a pair of shoes that would have matched the Purple Feather Boa.  She gave chase, but the men were faster and the goats were scary!


Any way The Brigade of the Purple Feather Boa shall ride onward to reap the benefits of the realm of Sir Ken.  (Or just pillage the villages in the area around the castle until our wants and demands are met!)

They outran you this time Kit, but keep an eye out - a security camera recorded their escape.

[rose1999]

Ahh they were true Scots after all  I see. 


Lady Kitkat, I have found shoes to match thy boa and (if this new fangled technology works ) I may have attached a picture of them.  All ladies of the realm shall henceforth be entitled to a pair and Sir Kenneth will foot the bill (no pun intended)!!!!!!

Come Purple Boa Brigade, we may have lost Kevno (and only he knows that he was in fact wearing the Avon lipstick and purple eye shadow when he fled) but we can soon snare a Sluffbunny...or an unsuspecting Uniballer who has yet to put his head above the parapet.

[kevno]

Somebody say tea and crumpets Hope you put jam on

Those Avon ladies will never catch me on them zimmer frames. I'm to quick with my trusted Steed Tornado. Well he getting on a bit so I have renamed him "Puff of Wind" He once belonged to Lady Kitkat Godiva. When she did that famous ride through the streets of Coventry

[monrein]

OOHH   My dear Countess Rose,  what divine footwear thou hast uncovered and with which the ladies of the Brigade shall to a woman clad their delicate feet.  Most divine of all (though please do not think me bellicose of nature) is the dual purpose to which those formidable heels may be put.  My mind wanders to defensive kicks swiftly dealt to the more roguish gentlemen (I use the term lightly) of the realm....those silly goats who dare to label our fair sex old ladies.  THE NERVE.  

They distract us with goats but we shall have the last kick and bring them to their knees but if they treat us with the respect due our noble rank we may agree to suspend hostilities for a night on the town with dancing and merriment.  Let them believe we are "obedient" as we charm them with our wiles.  What sayst thee lovely ladies of the empire??  

Oh there he is that scoundrel K and his Puff of Wind.  Taunting to the end.  I say we not give chase directly but rather lure him and his companions in with the promise of a nice High Tea.

[kitkatz]

I am paging Sir Ken  back to this thread immediately.  I have a few royal questions for him. After all he named me DUCHESS KITKATZ EMPRESS OF CHOCOLATE BARS. I need to know if you have recovered from the spending spree at Harrod's and if it is my turn to go, yet? I have a few wants and needs, as well as a need for high tea in the afternoon.  Please send one or more of your credit cards with the limousine as soon as possible to meet me at Heathrow Airport. I will be sporting the purple boa and high heels. 

[rose1999]

My Dearest Empress Kitkatz, here is a nice purple bag to carry the chocolate bars through Heathrow..............I thougth it went nicely with the shoes and boa (hope it attaches as one is not very good at attachments, being a Countess and normally having a butler to do these things). 

I will arrange for the red carpet to be rolled out at Heathrow if you would kindly advise of your arrival date.

If any other lady of the Purple Boa Brigade woudl like one of these bags then it can go on Sir Ken's credit card................see you all in Harrods!

[Sluff]

We are just a purple bunch. 

[rose1999]

Oh Sluffbunny when I saw your name as the last one to post I thought you'd dropped in to ask for a purple bag (to go with the shoes and boa that we know you have hidden away) 

[Romona]

 

[Sluff]

   you weren't supposed to expose my deepest fantasy like that.   

[rose1999]

 

[paris]

Oh the lovely Kingdom of Sir Ken.   Kitkatz, Ken may never recover from the damage done to his credit cards!   Hmmmm--I wonder if he has a store account at Harrod's that we can just charge it to there?  Sir Ken, you are missed by all your lovely ladies in waiting!  And not just for your credit cards!!

[kitkatz]

If I cannot have a shopping spree at Harrod's with Sir Ken's credit cards, I am going to cry large alligator tears for a week.  However I love the purple bag, it goes lovely with the shoes and the boa.  Now a search for the perfect garment to wear with it.  I cannot arrive in England naked.

[kitkatz]

Here is the dress I have found to go with the shoes and bag.

[paris]

Absolutely gorgeous!   You certainly will be a vision of purple.     Now, where is Sir Ken?  Maybe he is making plans for your arrival!

[Romona]

He's working 4 jobs to pay off his credit cards!

[paris]

Romona, if Kitkatz is getting new clothes, maybe we need to spiff up our wardrobes?  She might catch Ken's eye and then our meal ticket will be gone!

[Sluff]

I need to find someones credit cards to use.   

[kitkatz]

Too late, I have claimed Sir Ken's credit cards for the dress, shoes and hand bag!  You ladies will have to deal with the Viscount Sir Sluffington.

[rose1999]

I love the dress , Kit will look fantastic, a vision in purple, but don't forget we have Kevno's card (taken when we had him in captivity) and I think we other ladies of the Realm all need one of these if we are to catch the eye of a gallant Knight.