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« Reply #25 on: May 04, 2009, 05:51:40 AM » |
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Willow was on the news chasing puppies in her skimpies
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Blessed are the poor in spirit, for theres is the kingdom of heaven.
Blessed are they who mourn, for they will be comforted.
Blessed are the meek, for they will inherit the land.
Blessed are they whohunger and thirst for righteousness, for theywill be satisfied.
Blessed are the merciful, for they will be shown mercy.
Blessed are the clean of heart, for they will see God.
Blessed are the peacemakers, for they will be called children of God.
Matthew 5:3-9
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« Reply #26 on: May 04, 2009, 06:33:41 AM » |
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Manda's blue-ribbon award winning chocolate chip cookies are really made from Pillsbury refrigerated dough.
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« Reply #27 on: May 04, 2009, 06:53:40 AM » |
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Cherpep and I had a long lasting affair.
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« Reply #28 on: May 04, 2009, 06:54:23 AM » |
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Sluff was sighted floating over the Mississippi in a giant bubble gum bubble.
(Oh, you are so bad, Sluff!)
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« Reply #29 on: May 04, 2009, 06:54:30 AM » |
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okarol used to model for Victoria's Secret.
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« Reply #30 on: May 04, 2009, 08:17:22 AM » |
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Sluff relives tension by painting himself blue, and beating drums while naked in the woods.
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« Reply #31 on: May 04, 2009, 08:47:16 AM » |
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WallyZ is a die hard Replican and misses Pres. Bush..
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Curiosity killed the cat
Satisfaction brought it back
Operation for PD placement 7-14-09
Training for cycler 7-28-09
Started home dialysis using Baxter homechoice
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« Reply #32 on: May 04, 2009, 09:06:21 AM » |
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Paul.karen let Al Gore let Al Core take credit for inventing the internet.  |
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« Reply #33 on: May 04, 2009, 09:18:47 AM » |
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Ramona has a set of yard gnomes named after the 7 dwarfs.
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« Reply #34 on: May 04, 2009, 10:02:02 AM » |
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Cherpep and I had a long lasting affair.
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE --- EXCEPT FOR OKAROL AND KITKATZ AND MIBARRA willowtreewren --- slaughters her own beef and when she cooks them she remembers their names " this is steak Elsie" or "this is a brisket from Old Blue Boy.'' |
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« Reply #35 on: May 04, 2009, 11:00:38 AM » |
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I read the paper today and Twirl won the Lotto in Texas and now she plans on Buy a Male strip club..
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Tina
Fistula Oct 2007
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David13
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« Reply #36 on: May 04, 2009, 11:16:03 AM » |
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Tinah loves to go camping in bad weather.
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“The first human being who hurled an insult instead of a stone was the founder of civilization” - Sigmund Freud
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« Reply #37 on: May 04, 2009, 11:23:11 AM » |
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David won a spelling bee pretending to be in the fifth grade class.
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Come to think of it, nothing is funny anymore.
Nothing that I post here is intended for fact but rather for exploration into my personal thought processes. Any slight, use of words with multiple connotations or other percieved insults are totally unintended. I reserve my insults for private.
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« Reply #38 on: May 04, 2009, 11:23:43 AM » |
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Psssst! dwcrawford is a compulsive liar and is supposed to be on medications for this!!
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« Reply #39 on: May 04, 2009, 11:25:19 AM » |
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KellyT hates most all animals. Specialy tigers and dolphines.............
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Curiosity killed the cat
Satisfaction brought it back
Operation for PD placement 7-14-09
Training for cycler 7-28-09
Started home dialysis using Baxter homechoice
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« Reply #40 on: May 04, 2009, 11:28:01 AM » |
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Paul won a hotdog eating contest by eating 132 hotdogs in 5 minutes.
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« Reply #41 on: May 04, 2009, 11:31:43 AM » |
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KellyT hates most all animals. Specialy tigers and dolphines.............
Slander! You'll be hearing from my Atty. What's your address, BTW? |
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1993 diagnosed with glomerulonephritis. Oct 41, 2007 - Got fistula placed. Feb 13, 2008 - Activated on "the list". Nov 5, 2008 - Received living donor transplant from my sister-in-law, Etta. Nov 5, 2011 - THREE YEARS POST TRANSPLANT! |
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« Reply #42 on: May 04, 2009, 11:46:24 AM » |
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Aleta is really a blonde. But can only find black hair extensions..... Blondes  Kelly Im at P&K 123 tiger lane Dolphine cove, cathill 11122-3334 This game is scary  |
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Curiosity killed the cat
Satisfaction brought it back
Operation for PD placement 7-14-09
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Started home dialysis using Baxter homechoice
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« Reply #43 on: May 04, 2009, 12:09:46 PM » |
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PaulKaren lives in a shoe with hundreds of children.
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06/85 Diagnosed with type 1 Diabetes
10/04 Radical Nephrectomy (Kidney Cancer or renal cell carcinoma)
02/08 Started Hemodialysis
04/08 Started Peritoneal Dialysis (CAPD)
05/08 Started CCPD (my cycler: The little box of alarms)
07/09 AV Fistula and Permacath added, PD catheter removed. PD discontinued and Hemodialysis resumed
08/09 AV Fistula redone higher up on arm, first one did not work
07/11 Mass found on remaining kidney
08/11 Radical Nephrectomy, confirmed that mass was renal cell carcinoma
12/12 Whipple, mass on pancreas confirmed as renal cell carcinoma
• Don't Knock on Death's door; Ring the bell and run away. Death hates that.
• I'm not a complete Idiot -- some parts are missing.
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« Reply #44 on: May 04, 2009, 12:10:41 PM » |
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they are really at the Texas State Fair
that prymid in the background is a big paper cutout
the only other choice was a paper cutout of a cow birthing a calf
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« Reply #45 on: May 04, 2009, 12:12:56 PM » |
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 Mikey beat me to it so here goes about Mikey 07840 Mikey is really Elvis Presley reincarnated 
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« Reply #46 on: May 04, 2009, 12:13:47 PM » |
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Twirl eats crawdad heads
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Come to think of it, nothing is funny anymore.
Nothing that I post here is intended for fact but rather for exploration into my personal thought processes. Any slight, use of words with multiple connotations or other percieved insults are totally unintended. I reserve my insults for private.
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« Reply #47 on: May 04, 2009, 12:39:58 PM » |
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dwcrawford thinks Blue Bell Vanilla Bean ice cream is disgusting.
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“The first human being who hurled an insult instead of a stone was the founder of civilization” - Sigmund Freud
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« Reply #48 on: May 04, 2009, 12:42:35 PM » |
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Psssst! David13's favorite TV shows are Antique Road Show and Head Bangers Ball.
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« Reply #49 on: May 04, 2009, 01:26:17 PM » |
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KellyT is a red-light district horizontal hostess with that red hair.
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