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« on: December 29, 2006, 04:24:50 PM »
No clue?....my Fresenius Medical Care Christmas present...now I have all I allways wanted for Christmas...I'm so happy...they are sooooo generous!!! ;D
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« Reply #1 on: December 29, 2006, 04:27:32 PM »
That's pretty funny.   :D
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« Reply #2 on: December 29, 2006, 04:27:54 PM »
You mean you got one of those little rubber mats that can do it all?  I had an insurance lady give me one of those recently.
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« Reply #3 on: December 29, 2006, 04:28:38 PM »
Quote from: jedimaster on December 29, 2006, 04:24:50 PM
No clue?....my Fresenius Medical Care Christmas present...now I have all I allways wanted for Christmas...I'm so happy...they are sooooo generous!!! ;D

Sounds to me like you hit the jackpot o'mighty jedimaster ;) ;)
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« Reply #4 on: December 29, 2006, 04:31:10 PM »
We got calendars... so we can see just how many MORE days of dialysis are coming..
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« Reply #5 on: December 29, 2006, 04:32:10 PM »
Better than a kick in the head...wait a minute..imaybe it IS a kick in the head!
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« Reply #6 on: December 29, 2006, 04:39:04 PM »
Yes it IS a magic rubber thing...I might use it when I have a conductivity alarm or something.... ;D
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« Reply #7 on: December 29, 2006, 04:45:29 PM »
Quote from: jedimaster on December 29, 2006, 04:39:04 PM
Yes it IS a magic rubber thing...I might use it when I have a conductivity alarm or something.... ;D

What are they thinking? now they are passing out those rubber thingys ;) ;)   What next?  Edible lotions  :o
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« Reply #8 on: December 29, 2006, 06:18:18 PM »
Can I sit next to Goofynina?  She has more fun!
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« Reply #9 on: December 30, 2006, 09:15:49 AM »
At least you got something,  I got nothing from my clinic.  WTF?
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« Reply #10 on: December 30, 2006, 06:49:42 PM »
That's one more reason I am glad I am at home now with NxStage, I don't have to get pissed every Christmas when Davita gives us this piss poor excuse for a gift.

You guys ever read my rant about my Davita Christmas present?

http://ihatedialysis.com/forum/index.php?topic=231.0

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« Reply #11 on: December 30, 2006, 06:52:53 PM »
Yes, that is why I felt I should share my story....now my kitchen ware is complete!
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« Reply #12 on: December 30, 2006, 07:24:24 PM »
Joe got a small bag of candy from his center.  I guess the thought is nice, but come on, probably 75% of the people there are diabetics!   >:(
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« Reply #13 on: December 31, 2006, 07:48:21 AM »
The answer is..... my Son. :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
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« Reply #14 on: December 31, 2006, 11:18:40 PM »
We had a catered Christmas party --Chicken, Beef , Rigatoni, Salad, Cottage cheese, Rolls, Cole Slaw, Cake, Cookies, Coffee, and punch. They had Frosty come pass out coloring books and crayons to our kids. And the Doctors gave every patient a poinsettia. It was pretty nice. Then when I went to dialysis the one day my dietitian gave me a bag of Clinique make up. It was VERY nice. I go to a private center and they are Awesome with us patients, they are very caring and always get me on on time, or on early. I feel bad for all of you that don't have private clinics.
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« Reply #15 on: January 01, 2007, 12:58:12 AM »
What works as a jar opener, light bulb remover and garlic peeler?
I thought you were gonna say a roll of duct tape (which, by the way, would be a GREAT gift!)
Jenna got no gift, but we brought a big basket of goodies for the staff.
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« Reply #16 on: January 01, 2007, 09:51:57 AM »
this being my first Christmas on dialysis getting a pen from my clinic for Christmas set the bar for next year. All I can do is hold on till next Christmas so I can see if that will be topped. The things we look forward too......
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« Reply #17 on: January 01, 2007, 09:56:18 AM »
If they offer a gift, that's fine.  But why should we expect a gift in the first place?  And then when we receive their gift, we're not satisfied.    :-\
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« Reply #18 on: January 01, 2007, 03:39:22 PM »
I think I would rather have no gift at all than a crappy, thoughtless, piece of crap!
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« Reply #19 on: January 01, 2007, 04:17:25 PM »
Agree. I´m not ungrateful, I just think that they should think better when sending a piece of promo as a present....promo is a thing and a present is another.... :-X
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« Reply #20 on: January 01, 2007, 06:07:26 PM »
I don't want any gifts from them.
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« Reply #21 on: January 07, 2007, 09:10:05 PM »
Come on!  They charge 30 to 40 thousand big ones a month and we get a bag of "chocolate" candy??  I was not at DaVita this Christmas as I was visiting.  But at the unit I was visiting we got a bag of candy that probably isn't on my renal diet. 

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« Reply #22 on: January 07, 2007, 09:20:24 PM »
Quote from: jedimaster on January 01, 2007, 04:17:25 PM
Agree. I´m not ungrateful, I just think that they should think better when sending a piece of promo as a present....promo is a thing and a present is another.... :-X

EXACTLY "SWAG" (Stuff We All Get) is not a gift, it is just FREE advertising for them. I mean why else PLASTER their NAME (Davita) all over the products they give as Christmas presents?

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« Reply #23 on: January 08, 2007, 02:48:48 PM »
Quote from: Epoman on January 07, 2007, 09:20:24 PM
Quote from: jedimaster on January 01, 2007, 04:17:25 PM
Agree. I´m not ungrateful, I just think that they should think better when sending a piece of promo as a present....promo is a thing and a present is another.... :-X

EXACTLY "SWAG" (Stuff We All Get) is not a gift, it is just FREE advertising for them. I mean why else PLASTER their NAME (Davita) all over the products they give as Christmas presents?

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OHHHHHH!!! Now i get it,  OMG,  i am being used as a billboard for Davita, well damn it all to hell anyways :P :P :P
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« Reply #24 on: January 08, 2007, 11:44:36 PM »
RAI gave us neck pillows just after New Years this year.  They have their name on it.  Whoopee!
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Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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