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« Reply #75 on: April 29, 2009, 09:48:23 PM »

One will last me about a week if I eat it everyday.. A couple bites is all you need to get your fix

Either size will last less than a day. The chunky monkey = less than an hour. When I was younger and we moved close to a grocery store, I spent my chore money on a 1/2 gallon of ice cream, a brick back then and ate it before m parents got home. Got rid of the evidence, but felt like I would hurl, but want to do it again. Of course this was bad for being a diabetic, but didn't know at the time nor knew anything about adjusting for it. Now days, they encourage me to to eat  ice cream because of the fluid content and having a k/p tx.
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Diabetes -  age 7

Neuropathy in legs age 10

Eye impairments and blindness in one eye began in 95, major one during visit to the Indy 500 race of that year
   -glaucoma and surgery for that
     -cataract surgery twice on same eye (2000 - 2002). another one growing in good eye
     - vitrectomy in good eye post tx November 2003, totally blind for 4 months due to complications with meds and infection

Diagnosed with ESRD June 29, 1999
1st Dialysis - July 4, 1999
Last Dialysis - December 2, 2000

Kidney and Pancreas Transplant - December 3, 2000

Cataract Surgery on good eye - June 24, 2009
Knee Surgery 2010
2011/2012 in process of getting a guide dog
Guide Dog Training begins July 2, 2012 in NY
Guide Dog by end of July 2012
Next eye surgery late 2012 or 2013 if I feel like it
Home with Guide dog - July 27, 2012
Knee Surgery #2 - Oct 15, 2012
Eye Surgery - Nov 2012
Lifes Adventures -  Priceless

No two day's are the same, are they?
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« Reply #76 on: April 30, 2009, 05:57:02 AM »

Either size will last less than a day. The chunky monkey = less than an hour. When I was younger and we moved close to a grocery store, I spent my chore money on a 1/2 gallon of ice cream, a brick back then and ate it before m parents got home. Got rid of the evidence, but felt like I would hurl, but want to do it again.

Wow that is a lot of ice cream to eat in one sitting. My little brother wants to eat a gallon of ice cream in one sitting.  He dose this weird stuff all the time. Like eating this burrito here that is big enough to feed a family of 4 and I mean a family of 4 who can eat.  Or drinking a gallon of milk at once (didn't go over to well) Haha.  It usually ends with him  :puke; and saying he isn't gonna eat ever again.  Good fun to watch.
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« Reply #77 on: April 30, 2009, 09:18:01 AM »

Yes, we have those burritos here and I have eaten them in one sitting when I was working. They are really good with melted cheese on top too. ;D

As for the milk, I think there is a biological reason that we would throw up drinking a gallon of milk or at least feel like  :puke; (Nestlie Quick flavored milk it must be there)
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Diabetes -  age 7

Neuropathy in legs age 10

Eye impairments and blindness in one eye began in 95, major one during visit to the Indy 500 race of that year
   -glaucoma and surgery for that
     -cataract surgery twice on same eye (2000 - 2002). another one growing in good eye
     - vitrectomy in good eye post tx November 2003, totally blind for 4 months due to complications with meds and infection

Diagnosed with ESRD June 29, 1999
1st Dialysis - July 4, 1999
Last Dialysis - December 2, 2000

Kidney and Pancreas Transplant - December 3, 2000

Cataract Surgery on good eye - June 24, 2009
Knee Surgery 2010
2011/2012 in process of getting a guide dog
Guide Dog Training begins July 2, 2012 in NY
Guide Dog by end of July 2012
Next eye surgery late 2012 or 2013 if I feel like it
Home with Guide dog - July 27, 2012
Knee Surgery #2 - Oct 15, 2012
Eye Surgery - Nov 2012
Lifes Adventures -  Priceless

No two day's are the same, are they?
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« Reply #78 on: April 30, 2009, 09:52:51 AM »

Well if you can eat this burrito I will faint.  I have never known anyone who can eat more then my little brother and Matthew and neither one of them ate it.  It was so much food. 

I really don't know how you should gain weight if you eat all the ice cream you want and lots of burritos. Hummm we will figure out a way. 
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Blessed are the poor in spirit, for theres is the kingdom of heaven.
Blessed are they who mourn, for they will be comforted.
Blessed are the meek, for they will inherit the land.
Blessed are they whohunger and thirst for righteousness, for theywill be satisfied.
Blessed are the merciful, for they will be shown mercy.
Blessed are the clean of heart, for they will see God.
Blessed are the peacemakers, for they will be called children of God.

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« Reply #79 on: April 30, 2009, 09:56:01 AM »

I saw my aunt milking a cow when I was 4
I asked if that was where milk came from
that was the end of my milk drinking
 :puke;
I also saw her cut a chicken's head off and it still ran around the yard but
do not touch my fried chicken !
 :urcrazy;
then she gathered eggs and I wanted to know where eggs come from --
that was the end of my eating hard boiled eggs
 :urcrazy;
now where the heck does pizza come from
 :waiting;
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« Reply #80 on: April 30, 2009, 10:25:35 AM »

from my oven so your good there  :2thumbsup;
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Blessed are they who mourn, for they will be comforted.
Blessed are the meek, for they will inherit the land.
Blessed are they whohunger and thirst for righteousness, for theywill be satisfied.
Blessed are the merciful, for they will be shown mercy.
Blessed are the clean of heart, for they will see God.
Blessed are the peacemakers, for they will be called children of God.

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« Reply #81 on: April 30, 2009, 01:08:23 PM »

Well if you can eat this burrito I will faint.  I have never known anyone who can eat more then my little brother and Matthew and neither one of them ate it.  It was so much food. 

I really don't know how you should gain weight if you eat all the ice cream you want and lots of burritos. Hummm we will figure out a way.
Before my transplant I could eat a lot and still have trouble gaining weight. When Burger King first started having Whoppers for 99 cents a friend bet me I couldn't eat the 3 I ordered. Told him I could eat more than that and bet him $50 on it. I ended up eating 9 and winning $50 bucks and still went out to a party.

Dialysis curved my eating a little because food was so dull with what I was told I could eat, but when I cheated, I cheated good. :2thumbsup;

Twirl, my mom use to cut the heads off chickens as a kid and now she can't cook them worth a darn. Well anything to be cooked as a matter of fact, but that could be a whole different problem and story. :rofl;
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Diabetes -  age 7

Neuropathy in legs age 10

Eye impairments and blindness in one eye began in 95, major one during visit to the Indy 500 race of that year
   -glaucoma and surgery for that
     -cataract surgery twice on same eye (2000 - 2002). another one growing in good eye
     - vitrectomy in good eye post tx November 2003, totally blind for 4 months due to complications with meds and infection

Diagnosed with ESRD June 29, 1999
1st Dialysis - July 4, 1999
Last Dialysis - December 2, 2000

Kidney and Pancreas Transplant - December 3, 2000

Cataract Surgery on good eye - June 24, 2009
Knee Surgery 2010
2011/2012 in process of getting a guide dog
Guide Dog Training begins July 2, 2012 in NY
Guide Dog by end of July 2012
Next eye surgery late 2012 or 2013 if I feel like it
Home with Guide dog - July 27, 2012
Knee Surgery #2 - Oct 15, 2012
Eye Surgery - Nov 2012
Lifes Adventures -  Priceless

No two day's are the same, are they?
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« Reply #82 on: April 30, 2009, 01:14:59 PM »


Before my transplant I could eat a lot and still have trouble gaining weight. When Burger King first started having Whoppers for 99 cents a friend bet me I couldn't eat the 3 I ordered. Told him I could eat more than that and bet him $50 on it. I ended up eating 9 and winning $50 bucks and still went out to a party.


9 whoppers! Haha  You wernt kidding.  Is it a guy thing? My little brother ate 9 duble cheese bugars from Mcy D's (not nearly as good as whoppers though) just to do it one night after one of his football games.  And he toped it off with two large fries and I don't know how many cokes. 

And what is with guys eating food for money.  I once new a guy who ate a cicada on a camping trip for 5 bucks.
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Blessed are the poor in spirit, for theres is the kingdom of heaven.
Blessed are they who mourn, for they will be comforted.
Blessed are the meek, for they will inherit the land.
Blessed are they whohunger and thirst for righteousness, for theywill be satisfied.
Blessed are the merciful, for they will be shown mercy.
Blessed are the clean of heart, for they will see God.
Blessed are the peacemakers, for they will be called children of God.

Matthew 5:3-9
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« Reply #83 on: April 30, 2009, 02:30:22 PM »

Must be a guy thing, my son ate a huge grasshopper for 5 bucks during his stint in the Army.  All of his Army buds thought he was WHACKED after that and didn't mess with him.  Oh wait...he is a bit....well..off...he ate a damned grasshopper after all!!
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« Reply #84 on: April 30, 2009, 02:48:14 PM »

Sounds like he takes after his momma..   :flower;
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Blessed are they who mourn, for they will be comforted.
Blessed are the meek, for they will inherit the land.
Blessed are they whohunger and thirst for righteousness, for theywill be satisfied.
Blessed are the merciful, for they will be shown mercy.
Blessed are the clean of heart, for they will see God.
Blessed are the peacemakers, for they will be called children of God.

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« Reply #85 on: April 30, 2009, 03:44:38 PM »

I would never!!!  They might be high in potassium or sumptin!  lol
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« Reply #86 on: April 30, 2009, 03:49:04 PM »

I like Wenchhie's son....  for $5...?   Do you  blame him?
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« Reply #87 on: April 30, 2009, 03:50:42 PM »

I night do it for 50 bucks but not 5
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Blessed are they who mourn, for they will be comforted.
Blessed are the meek, for they will inherit the land.
Blessed are they whohunger and thirst for righteousness, for theywill be satisfied.
Blessed are the merciful, for they will be shown mercy.
Blessed are the clean of heart, for they will see God.
Blessed are the peacemakers, for they will be called children of God.

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« Reply #88 on: April 30, 2009, 03:52:21 PM »

Hell, I'd eat a crawdad for $50
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« Reply #89 on: April 30, 2009, 03:53:48 PM »

Mud bugs?  I'll eat crawfish for free!!!!!
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« Reply #90 on: April 30, 2009, 03:54:22 PM »

 :bandance; :bandance;
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Blessed are they who mourn, for they will be comforted.
Blessed are the meek, for they will inherit the land.
Blessed are they whohunger and thirst for righteousness, for theywill be satisfied.
Blessed are the merciful, for they will be shown mercy.
Blessed are the clean of heart, for they will see God.
Blessed are the peacemakers, for they will be called children of God.

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« Reply #91 on: April 30, 2009, 03:56:24 PM »

Me too.  I'd even pay for them.  But why not get 50 if you can?
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« Reply #92 on: April 30, 2009, 09:17:15 PM »

Never ate bugs and don't plan to either.

Made money at the bar to eating hot sauce. I miss eating hot and spicey food.
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Diabetes -  age 7

Neuropathy in legs age 10

Eye impairments and blindness in one eye began in 95, major one during visit to the Indy 500 race of that year
   -glaucoma and surgery for that
     -cataract surgery twice on same eye (2000 - 2002). another one growing in good eye
     - vitrectomy in good eye post tx November 2003, totally blind for 4 months due to complications with meds and infection

Diagnosed with ESRD June 29, 1999
1st Dialysis - July 4, 1999
Last Dialysis - December 2, 2000

Kidney and Pancreas Transplant - December 3, 2000

Cataract Surgery on good eye - June 24, 2009
Knee Surgery 2010
2011/2012 in process of getting a guide dog
Guide Dog Training begins July 2, 2012 in NY
Guide Dog by end of July 2012
Next eye surgery late 2012 or 2013 if I feel like it
Home with Guide dog - July 27, 2012
Knee Surgery #2 - Oct 15, 2012
Eye Surgery - Nov 2012
Lifes Adventures -  Priceless

No two day's are the same, are they?
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« Reply #93 on: May 01, 2009, 03:20:01 AM »

I drink hot sauce  --- give me a bottle of it and a straw    :beer1;
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« Reply #94 on: May 01, 2009, 03:59:46 AM »

I drink hot sauce  --- give me a bottle of it and a straw    :beer1;

Sounds good to me (but probably not good for me)!   ;)
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« Reply #95 on: May 01, 2009, 09:47:54 AM »

I will sit down and eat just a bowl of red or green chili so I don't see how hot sause will be all that diffrent. 
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Blessed are the poor in spirit, for theres is the kingdom of heaven.
Blessed are they who mourn, for they will be comforted.
Blessed are the meek, for they will inherit the land.
Blessed are they whohunger and thirst for righteousness, for theywill be satisfied.
Blessed are the merciful, for they will be shown mercy.
Blessed are the clean of heart, for they will see God.
Blessed are the peacemakers, for they will be called children of God.

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« Reply #96 on: May 01, 2009, 10:06:25 AM »

You people are nuts!  Are the kidneys messing with you brains?
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« Reply #97 on: May 01, 2009, 10:18:48 AM »

Well Dan isn't you who says "Soon we shall all be insane"?
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Blessed are they who mourn, for they will be comforted.
Blessed are the meek, for they will inherit the land.
Blessed are they whohunger and thirst for righteousness, for theywill be satisfied.
Blessed are the merciful, for they will be shown mercy.
Blessed are the clean of heart, for they will see God.
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« Reply #98 on: May 01, 2009, 10:39:52 AM »

I just ate avocado ice cream --- well, that Italian stuff and it was good but I will never order it again -
very green and I could tell they used real avocado in it
it was not Blue Bell
and they did not serve chips or hot sauce with it
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« Reply #99 on: May 01, 2009, 10:57:21 AM »

I would try some avocado ice cream. I really like avocados. You just need to go in it with a open mind I think.
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Blessed are the poor in spirit, for theres is the kingdom of heaven.
Blessed are they who mourn, for they will be comforted.
Blessed are the meek, for they will inherit the land.
Blessed are they whohunger and thirst for righteousness, for theywill be satisfied.
Blessed are the merciful, for they will be shown mercy.
Blessed are the clean of heart, for they will see God.
Blessed are the peacemakers, for they will be called children of God.

Matthew 5:3-9
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