Silly Poems about Dialysis

[kitkatz]

Almost an Ode to Angie and her Pee

So our little Angie
Does not pee
Even when she drinks Pepsi!

Teehee!Teehee!

Whama! Whamsa!
For Sandmansa.
He can go pee
When he drink Pepsi.
And he should not tease
Poor little Angie and Me

Bad bad man
That's what you are Sandman!

Sandman, Sandman
Bad little man
You should not pee
all over me
when you drink tea!
Nor should you offer Pepsi
to Angie or me.

[kitkatz]

The art of dialysis is
when a complicated machine
Helps you take a whiz!

[angieskidney]

Almost an Ode to Angie and her Pee

So our little Angie
Does not pee
Even when she drinks Pepsi!

Teehee!Teehee!

Whama! Whamsa!
For Sandmansa.
He can go pee
When he drink Pepsi.
And he should not tease
Poor little Angie and Me

Bad bad man
That's what you are Sandman!

Sandman, Sandman
Bad little man
You should not pee
all over me
when you drink tea!
Nor should you offer Pepsi
to Angie or me.

Me blushes immensely 

That is soooo cool!!!! Thank you Hee hee

[sandman]

HA HA HA!!!  That's great.  But honestly, im not that bad, am I?



Post edited by Sandman[SA]

[goofynina]

Oh come on, i dont think that was necessary to post that...  ENOUGH WITH THE GOLDEN SHOWERS PEOPLE... 

[kitkatz]

Mea culpa! Goofynina did not mean to offend . Hanging head in shame.

Goofynina had a day
Nothing went her way.
She got online to have her say
And Katherine was there to ruin her day!

[sandman]

I think it was to include something in reference to what I said but later deleted.    I didn't meen to offend anyone by it.

[angieskidney]

(psst .. I thought it was a great poem!)

[goofynina]

I was not referring to the poem (but since you brought it up)  I was referring to what Sandmansa had put in his post but it has been edited by him,  which by the way is greatly appreciated....

[angieskidney]

I think it was to include something in reference to what I said but later deleted.    I didn't meen to offend anyone by it.

I was not referring to the poem (but since you brought it up)  I was referring to what Sandmansa had put in his post but it has been edited by him,  which by the way is greatly appreciated....

I thought we weren't supposed to delete posts? I am confused (it was something Epoman said before) ... but of course I think I missed what was said by Sandman lol

[goofynina]

I did not say DELETE,  I said Edited.....

[angieskidney]

I did not say DELETE,  I said Edited.....

I was referring to what Sandman said... he did the same thing I did

[goofynina]

He did not delete the whole post, he edited out something he wrote IN the posts which was (what i found) to be offensive

[angieskidney]

He did not delete the whole post, he edited out something he wrote IN the posts which was (what i found) to be offensive

Oh don't get me wrong. I wasn't saying you did anything.

[goofynina]

I thought we weren't supposed to delete posts? I am confused  (it was something Epoman said before) ... but of course I think I missed what was said by Sandman lol

I was clarifying what you wrote in this post,  no one DELETED anything, it was edited...

[Bajanne]

I thought we weren't supposed to delete posts? I am confused (it was something Epoman said before) ... but of course I think I missed what was said by Sandman lol

Let me clarify the position of the message board.  Moderators do not delete posts, but if a moderator finds a post offensive, he can inform the relevant party, and if that person cooperates, he can delete or edit his post himself - which is what seemed to have happened in this case.
If moderators edit, we make it clear what we edited.
I hope this makes it very clear.

[angieskidney]

I thought we weren't supposed to delete posts? I am confused (it was something Epoman said before) ... but of course I think I missed what was said by Sandman lol

Let me clarify the position of the message board.  Moderators do not delete posts, but if a moderator finds a post offensive, he can inform the relevant party, and if that person cooperates, he can delete or edit his post himself - which is what seemed to have happened in this case.
If moderators edit, we make it clear what we edited.
I hope this makes it very clear.

Everyone is missing what I was talking about!

Never mind .... I give up ... let's just post a poem..

[kitkatz]

I am so glad it was not me
That got Goofynina so angry.
If I wanted to offend
Then this peom I would end.
So it is with great glee
That I send this message out to thee.


Come on folks the sillier the poem the better!

[sandman]

I admit, something I wrote could have been considered rude or discusting and was why I edited my post.  No one deleted it, "I" myself edited it because I realized that what I said may have been inappropriate.

[kitkatz]

Geez, after all this fuss I wish I had read it!

[angieskidney]

Ya he told me what he said Don't worry you didn't miss anything Just a disqusting story of something he did for money    lol but I still felt that he shouldn't have edited his post (until he told me what it said lol) because when I edited a post upon people's requests .. I was told by Epoman to never do that because we are allowed to speak our minds.. But ya .. you didn't miss anything lol

[kitkatz]

 

[Epoman]

Ya he told me what he said Don't worry you didn't miss anything Just a disqusting story of something he did for money    lol but I still felt that he shouldn't have edited his post (until he told me what it said lol) because when I edited a post upon people's requests .. I was told by Epoman to never do that because we are allowed to speak our minds.. But ya .. you didn't miss anything lol

Yes! DO NOT EDIT your posts just to make another member happy.

[sandman]

Ya he told me what he said Don't worry you didn't miss anything Just a disgusting story of something he did for money    lol but I still felt that he shouldn't have edited his post (until he told me what it said lol) because when I edited a post upon people's requests .. I was told by Epoman to never do that because we are allowed to speak our minds.. But ya .. you didn't miss anything lol

Yes! DO NOT EDIT your posts just to make another member happy.

Epoman, why are you quoting what Angie said about my editing my own post?  She was not the one that edit it nore did she ask me to.  I felt that what I said was inappropriate so I removed it.  No big deal, really.

[angieskidney]

Ya he told me what he said Don't worry you didn't miss anything Just a disgusting story of something he did for money    lol but I still felt that he shouldn't have edited his post (until he told me what it said lol) because when I edited a post upon people's requests .. I was told by Epoman to never do that because we are allowed to speak our minds.. But ya .. you didn't miss anything lol

Yes! DO NOT EDIT your posts just to make another member happy.

Epoman, why are you quoting what Angie said about my editing my own post?  She was not the one that edit it nor did she ask me to.  I felt that what I said was inappropriate so I removed it.  No big deal, really.

Because I was making a big deal about how come you had to change your post. No biggie. Anyway, who is gonna post the next poem?