The Random thread

[KarenInWA]

I do tech support for a national phone/broadband internet/tv company.  I once talked a customer whose last name was Slutsky and lived on Supreme Ct.!

[jbeany]

One of my good friends owns a gift shop.  She leaves her cat at the shop most of the year.  It lives there contentedly, perching on the counters and getting attention from the customers.  It's male, fixed, and getting on in years.  It's gained weight, and it's never been a little kitty anyhow.  "Milo the Magnificent" weighs about 20 pounds.

Today, a customer walked in to the store.  Maybe I should say waddled.  The woman was as wide as she was tall.  I don't find that surprising these days.  I live in Michigan, which is one of the most obese states in the nation.  Most of the time, people's weight doesn't really register with me.  I'm overweight myself - I don't throw any stones from this glass house.  This woman, however, thudded in, and down the aisle and saw Milo in full-belly sprawl across the glass counter top.  In a tone of absolute horror, all chins wagging, she yelped, "That cat is really fat!"

Uh-huh.  Pot, meet Kettle.

[Run8]

Sometimes i feel so tired that it takes me a hour and a half to watch 60 mins.

[kimcanada]

 

I can't swallow liver,(see I love IHD the most)

[twirl]

I will not buy my dogs Old Yeller dog food

[kitkatz]

Just because they shot old Yeller at the end of the movie?

[twirl]

yes
I have taught that novel so many times
and it would be bad luck to feed my dogs Old Yellar food
and they could get rabies---- except they do get their shots
or I could get rabies
my husband had to get the series of shots a few years ago
a dog bite him on the track during football practice
it cost the district 1200 dollars

[okarol]

Why don't they make the words SHAMPOO and CONDITIONER larger on bottles so you can tell the difference in the shower (Think about those of us that need glasses.)

[twirl]

why don't they make cross stitch patterns wall charts
it would be a lot easier
so why don't you wear glasses

[okarol]

so why don't you wear glasses

in the shower? they fog up

[twirl]

oh, do you shower in the shampoo aisle at Walmart
that would be interesting
contacts are okay in the shower
if you do not look up

[kitkatz]

Why don't they make the words SHAMPOO and CONDITIONER larger on bottles so you can tell the difference in the shower (Think about those of us that need glasses.)

I agree with you totally!

[paris]

I am in total agreement with the shampoo complaint.  I try to place them so I will remember which is which.   Two days ago, I shampooded, rinsed and then conditioned-------only it was the wrong bottle, so I shampooed again.      I don't wear glasses in the shower, either 

[jbeany]

Shampoo goes at the far end of the shower, and conditioner goes up by the shower nozzle.  Keep it straight, paris - that's where mine are!   

[paris]

     Some days just don't go like they should!       But, my hair was clean!   

[jbeany]

The instructions always say "Rinse and repeat" anyhow. . .

[okarol]

I keep asking our neighbors to think about having all the neighborhood gardeners come on the same day each week. That way it will be quiet - no mowers, hedgers or leaf blowers the rest of the time. They don't seem interested. I think they think I am 

[monrein]

Noise pollution bothers me enormously too.  The world seems to get louder day by day.

[twirl]

Allen will be 19 tomorrow

[paris]

Happy Birthday, Allen-Bubba-Aggie!    Twirl, a hug for you    i know you will miss being with him on his birthday.

[okarol]

Allen will be 19 tomorrow

  To Allen and  to Momma too!

[jbeany]

Barely legal!  Hmm. . . what fun! 

[kitkatz]

19. God, Twirl you are getting old! 

[twirl]

I was a pre teen when I had him
really

[twirl]

I have to make a test for my husband's high school level health class over depression and suicide
he says he wants it hard and my test are harder than the ones provided by the publisher in test maker