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« Reply #175 on: July 30, 2008, 06:26:43 PM »
I've got nothing to input here.
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Diabetes -  age 7

Neuropathy in legs age 10

Eye impairments and blindness in one eye began in 95, major one during visit to the Indy 500 race of that year
   -glaucoma and surgery for that
     -cataract surgery twice on same eye (2000 - 2002). another one growing in good eye
     - vitrectomy in good eye post tx November 2003, totally blind for 4 months due to complications with meds and infection

Diagnosed with ESRD June 29, 1999
1st Dialysis - July 4, 1999
Last Dialysis - December 2, 2000

Kidney and Pancreas Transplant - December 3, 2000

Cataract Surgery on good eye - June 24, 2009
Knee Surgery 2010
2011/2012 in process of getting a guide dog
Guide Dog Training begins July 2, 2012 in NY
Guide Dog by end of July 2012
Next eye surgery late 2012 or 2013 if I feel like it
Home with Guide dog - July 27, 2012
Knee Surgery #2 - Oct 15, 2012
Eye Surgery - Nov 2012
Lifes Adventures -  Priceless

No two day's are the same, are they?
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« Reply #176 on: July 31, 2008, 05:50:00 AM »
Quote from: Sluff on July 30, 2008, 04:44:24 AM
I have two mosquito bites on my buttocks.

Is that one bite per buttock or 2 bites making a total of 4?
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« Reply #177 on: July 31, 2008, 06:11:54 AM »
Old Chinese proverb

'A bird in the hand will shit on the wrist' :sir ken;
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« Reply #178 on: July 31, 2008, 06:15:25 AM »
Confucius says:
"Man who drops watch in toilet has shitty time"
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Diabetes -  age 7

Neuropathy in legs age 10

Eye impairments and blindness in one eye began in 95, major one during visit to the Indy 500 race of that year
   -glaucoma and surgery for that
     -cataract surgery twice on same eye (2000 - 2002). another one growing in good eye
     - vitrectomy in good eye post tx November 2003, totally blind for 4 months due to complications with meds and infection

Diagnosed with ESRD June 29, 1999
1st Dialysis - July 4, 1999
Last Dialysis - December 2, 2000

Kidney and Pancreas Transplant - December 3, 2000

Cataract Surgery on good eye - June 24, 2009
Knee Surgery 2010
2011/2012 in process of getting a guide dog
Guide Dog Training begins July 2, 2012 in NY
Guide Dog by end of July 2012
Next eye surgery late 2012 or 2013 if I feel like it
Home with Guide dog - July 27, 2012
Knee Surgery #2 - Oct 15, 2012
Eye Surgery - Nov 2012
Lifes Adventures -  Priceless

No two day's are the same, are they?
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« Reply #179 on: July 31, 2008, 07:52:55 PM »
Bumper Sticker

Shit Happens
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« Reply #180 on: July 31, 2008, 10:27:50 PM »
Jesus is coming, Count to three and everyone yell surprise!
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Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #181 on: August 01, 2008, 03:00:15 AM »
calling Sluff

how did you get those skitter bites on your bare buttocks

IHD members want to know

 :sir ken;  how?
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« Reply #182 on: August 01, 2008, 03:14:20 AM »
Fool your neighbour into thinking you have more stairs than him by stamping loudly twice on each stair. :yahoo; :bandance; :bandance; :bandance;
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« Reply #183 on: August 01, 2008, 07:20:11 AM »
I can't get the thought of Sluff's mosquito bites out of my head  :Kit n Stik;
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« Reply #184 on: August 01, 2008, 10:06:49 AM »
Sluff

Rose and Twirl want to know how you got those skitter bites on your bare buttocks...... especially the bare part..... >:D
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« Reply #185 on: August 01, 2008, 10:58:05 AM »
hint*   :sir ken;
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« Reply #186 on: August 01, 2008, 11:02:21 AM »
hint :sir ken;            you were mooning someone
                             you forgot to wear your pants
                                     ???
                             you were on a nude beach
                             you were skinny dipping
                                 the possibilities are endless
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« Reply #187 on: August 01, 2008, 11:05:46 AM »
wait I know hint hint
you wanted to have a boo boo to show the IHD members in Chicago this weekend :guitar:
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« Reply #188 on: August 03, 2008, 04:25:07 PM »
Well after a few of us went to Chicago Saturday night, there was a private meeting, possibly with some alcohol, but we will never know what happened. What happened there will stay there  :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
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Diabetes -  age 7

Neuropathy in legs age 10

Eye impairments and blindness in one eye began in 95, major one during visit to the Indy 500 race of that year
   -glaucoma and surgery for that
     -cataract surgery twice on same eye (2000 - 2002). another one growing in good eye
     - vitrectomy in good eye post tx November 2003, totally blind for 4 months due to complications with meds and infection

Diagnosed with ESRD June 29, 1999
1st Dialysis - July 4, 1999
Last Dialysis - December 2, 2000

Kidney and Pancreas Transplant - December 3, 2000

Cataract Surgery on good eye - June 24, 2009
Knee Surgery 2010
2011/2012 in process of getting a guide dog
Guide Dog Training begins July 2, 2012 in NY
Guide Dog by end of July 2012
Next eye surgery late 2012 or 2013 if I feel like it
Home with Guide dog - July 27, 2012
Knee Surgery #2 - Oct 15, 2012
Eye Surgery - Nov 2012
Lifes Adventures -  Priceless

No two day's are the same, are they?
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« Reply #189 on: August 03, 2008, 06:14:27 PM »
We want pics of the private meeting, especially the embarrassing moments!
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #190 on: August 03, 2008, 07:00:11 PM »
David 13 is a man of few words :rofl;
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« Reply #191 on: August 03, 2008, 07:00:55 PM »
yeah Kitkatz

did anyone see Sluff's bee stings ???
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« Reply #192 on: August 03, 2008, 07:04:02 PM »
Maybe the orderly at the Mental Clinic we were at? :rofl;
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Diabetes -  age 7

Neuropathy in legs age 10

Eye impairments and blindness in one eye began in 95, major one during visit to the Indy 500 race of that year
   -glaucoma and surgery for that
     -cataract surgery twice on same eye (2000 - 2002). another one growing in good eye
     - vitrectomy in good eye post tx November 2003, totally blind for 4 months due to complications with meds and infection

Diagnosed with ESRD June 29, 1999
1st Dialysis - July 4, 1999
Last Dialysis - December 2, 2000

Kidney and Pancreas Transplant - December 3, 2000

Cataract Surgery on good eye - June 24, 2009
Knee Surgery 2010
2011/2012 in process of getting a guide dog
Guide Dog Training begins July 2, 2012 in NY
Guide Dog by end of July 2012
Next eye surgery late 2012 or 2013 if I feel like it
Home with Guide dog - July 27, 2012
Knee Surgery #2 - Oct 15, 2012
Eye Surgery - Nov 2012
Lifes Adventures -  Priceless

No two day's are the same, are they?
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« Reply #193 on: August 04, 2008, 10:20:07 AM »
 :rofl;
 :shy;   Sluff showing his :sir ken; with skeeter bites
at the :urcrazy; Clinic
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« Reply #194 on: September 21, 2008, 02:28:38 PM »
Corollary to Murphy's Law - Smoke detector batteries may only die when someone nearby is sleeping.  Peeeeeeeep  peeeeeeeeep   peeeeeeeeep!
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« Reply #195 on: September 21, 2008, 03:32:04 PM »
hand me another can of bean dip and I would still eat it :bow;
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« Reply #196 on: September 22, 2008, 10:28:38 AM »

I found the shy guy - he was hidden?  :shy;
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Jenna is our daughter, bad bladder damaged her kidneys.
Was on in-center hemodialysis 2003-2007.
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She did PD Sept. 2013 - July 2017
Found a swap living donor using social media, friends, family.
New kidney in a paired donation swap July 26, 2017.
Her story ---> https://www.facebook.com/WantedKidneyDonor
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« Reply #197 on: September 22, 2008, 11:29:50 AM »
I think shy guy was playing hard to get....
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« Reply #198 on: September 22, 2008, 08:40:11 PM »
If my clothes are plus size, does that mean skinny people wear minus size?
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"Asbestos Gelos"  (As-bes-tos yay-lohs) Greek. Literally, "fireproof laughter".  A term used by Homer for invincible laughter in the face of death and mortality.
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« Reply #199 on: September 22, 2008, 08:52:16 PM »

My son made 2 touchdowns in flag football today!  :bandance;
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Jenna is our daughter, bad bladder damaged her kidneys.
Was on in-center hemodialysis 2003-2007.
7 yr transplant lost due to rejection.
She did PD Sept. 2013 - July 2017
Found a swap living donor using social media, friends, family.
New kidney in a paired donation swap July 26, 2017.
Her story ---> https://www.facebook.com/WantedKidneyDonor
Please watch her video: http://youtu.be/D9ZuVJ_s80Y
Living Donors Rock! http://www.livingdonorsonline.org -
News video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-7KvgQDWpU
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