The Random thread

[highlite36]

Biggest lesson I learned at the Grand Canyon:  You should never step too close to the edge if you can't walk real well and have awful balance.....

[okarol]

Is there a point when your kids stop losing things? Mine are adults, and still lose sweatshirts, cell phone chargers, cash and a number of other things.

[skyedogrocks]

YOh Lordy, you mean it doesn't end?  My son loses things he just had in his hand seconds ago.

[twirl]

my husband is still his dad's son
and he loses his checkbook, glasses , keys and cups all the time
and the flashlight and the remote
it never ends
and the keys to the gym

[kimcanada]

I have a big honkin fly bite on my big toes 

[twirl]

honkin' fly?    is that like a horse fly?

dogs really laugh at us behind our backs

[okarol]

"Even overweight, cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim poses."
(John Weitz)

[jbeany]

The real answer to the question "Why me?" is "Why not?"

[monrein]

Exactly right jbeany.  If ever I say "Why me?" my husband says "Why you, why anybody?"  I seldom if ever question that any more.

[twirl]

I do not like chocolate

[jbeany]

Vanilla, instead, twirl?

My cat made a dash down the window ramp out into her fenced-in outdoor gazebo the other day.  A little bird had slipped thru the wire, and was sitting on one of the cat perches.  My silly, declawed kitty launched herself at the birdie, and managed to touch it before it fluttered back out of the fencing.  My cat was so excited, she came dashing back up the ramp into the living room and made three high-speed circuits around the coffee table before she stopped, and glared at me.  (I was laughing so hard, I'd had to sit down.)

Ahhh, to be that enthusiastic about almost reaching your goals. . .

[twirl]

strawberry is best

jbeany------ love the story can see it in my head

[kitkatz]

Not like chocolate?  Them is fighting words, Twirl! 

[twirl]

why fight               I will send all the chocolate to you       after my son and husband are asleep

[Sluff]

I shot the Sherriff, but I did not shoot the deputy.

[kitkatz]

Why did you shoot the deputy?

[rose1999]

Why did you shoot the deputy?

Kit pay attention now, the guy is innocent, he didn't shoot the deputy.........................now as to why he shot the Sherriff..........

[breezysummerday]

Sunset Magazine sent me a coupon for a Senior Citizens discount

Whatevah

     
I folded the coupon into an airplane and sent it flying off the back deck


I'm a little verklempt   

[Bajanne]

I had a first last weekend in St.Thomas, USVI.  I went to the cinema with my grandson and I qualified for a Senior Citizen fare!!!!  In my country and here in the BVI where i live, you only get senior citizens anything at 65!!!  I AM OFFICIALLY A SENIOR CITIZEN!!!!

[monrein]

We had a power outage here last night from 7:45 till about 10pm.  It ended up with about ten neighbours all gathered in the street outside my house chatting and catching up with each other for about an hour and we had a great time.  One guy said he's going to plan a pig roast in his backyard so we can do it again with lights.  We talked a lot about how being "plugged in" dramatically changes the way we interact socially, not always for the better, as we become an attention-deficit-disordered society in a way.

Then the lights came on and we all scurried away and back to our own houses.

[twirl]

Slugger, my black-no tail cat, is ignoring me.
I have no idea what I did to deserve this
maybe I am too loyal to Queen Ruth

[Sluff]

Slugger, my black-no tail cat, is ignoring me.
I have no idea what I did to deserve this
maybe I am too loyal to Queen Ruth

or Dr. Phil 

[thegrammalady]

heard on this evenings weather report....

"don't count on it getting cooler tonight, just dark"

[kitkatz]

At Toastmasters the other night: "Your goals should be goal oriented."

[mikey07840]

Please leave Her Royal Highness Queen Ruth out of it. She has enough to worry about with her daily chores of telling Mikey what to do 24/7, arranging for her adoring fans to lavish gifts and kibble upon her and laying still for tummy rubs.