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« Reply #50 on: June 05, 2008, 02:57:35 AM »
wow
just what I need and a brother too
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« Reply #51 on: June 05, 2008, 05:13:45 AM »
I need something to clean my tub and toilet
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« Reply #52 on: June 05, 2008, 05:19:00 AM »
I don't need something...I just need someone    :thumbup;
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« Reply #53 on: June 05, 2008, 05:20:47 AM »
I need a goat to eat my dandelions
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« Reply #54 on: June 05, 2008, 05:48:50 PM »
I feel like sticking my tongue to a frozen lamp post
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« Reply #55 on: June 05, 2008, 07:01:47 PM »
I feel like laughing at you with your tongue stuck to a lamp post.
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« Reply #56 on: June 05, 2008, 07:20:05 PM »
Have you ever thought that the platypus is the creature that god just threw together at the last minute on the night before his day of rest and said "There that will really screw with their heads"?
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« Reply #57 on: June 07, 2008, 11:44:07 PM »
randomly my pd causes pain like a bad prostate exam  ???
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20 years navigating ESRD
Had a transplant but it rejected

To all of my kidney brothers and sisters who have left too soon -
Where you used to be, there is a hole in the world, which I find myself constantly walking around in the daytime, and falling in at night.  I miss you like hell.  ~Edna St Vincent Millay
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« Reply #58 on: June 08, 2008, 12:50:44 AM »
Grey Poupon dijon mustard is good stuff. Delicious on pastrami and swiss!!
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20 years navigating ESRD
Had a transplant but it rejected

To all of my kidney brothers and sisters who have left too soon -
Where you used to be, there is a hole in the world, which I find myself constantly walking around in the daytime, and falling in at night.  I miss you like hell.  ~Edna St Vincent Millay
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« Reply #59 on: June 08, 2008, 09:35:04 AM »
This morning is beautiful. I am glad I slept in.  I am off the lunch with a friend at eleven.
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #60 on: June 08, 2008, 10:55:46 AM »

I saw on "Take Home Chef" that if you eat 35 grams of fiber per day you can eat whatever you want after that because your body won't absorb it. (This was from a young woman, a nutritionist who Curtis found in the market to cook for.)

low carb fiber foods:
apple with skin
artichoke
asparagus
broccoli
brussels sprouts
cauliflower
celery
kale
spinach
winter squash
zucchini
blueberries
strawberries
raspberries
rye bread
multigrain bread
almonds
peanuts
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Jenna is our daughter, bad bladder damaged her kidneys.
Was on in-center hemodialysis 2003-2007.
7 yr transplant lost due to rejection.
She did PD Sept. 2013 - July 2017
Found a swap living donor using social media, friends, family.
New kidney in a paired donation swap July 26, 2017.
Her story ---> https://www.facebook.com/WantedKidneyDonor
Please watch her video: http://youtu.be/D9ZuVJ_s80Y
Living Donors Rock! http://www.livingdonorsonline.org -
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« Reply #61 on: June 09, 2008, 03:26:09 PM »
Thank god I don't plan on buying a house from the developer I'm renting from right now!!!
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« Reply #62 on: June 17, 2008, 06:32:08 PM »
I can't stand watching Lou Dobbs on CNN... the man makes my teeth itch   ;D
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« Reply #63 on: June 17, 2008, 08:41:40 PM »
I was thinking about going to a ballgame...Boxman
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« Reply #64 on: June 17, 2008, 08:54:58 PM »
I just bought a box of raspberries, was going to put some on my cereal, but I think instead I'll eat them with sugar & cream.
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« Reply #65 on: June 19, 2008, 09:12:04 PM »
Quote from: okarol on June 08, 2008, 10:55:46 AM

I saw on "Take Home Chef" that if you eat 35 grams of fiber per day you can eat whatever you want after that because your body won't absorb it. (This was from a young woman, a nutritionist who Curtis found in the market to cook for.)



If you actually ate that much fiber first, you wouldn't be able to eat anything else - no room!
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« Reply #66 on: June 19, 2008, 10:56:14 PM »
Ni!
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06/85 Diagnosed with type 1 Diabetes
10/04 Radical Nephrectomy (Kidney Cancer or renal cell carcinoma)
02/08 Started Hemodialysis
04/08 Started Peritoneal Dialysis (CAPD)
05/08 Started CCPD (my cycler: The little box of alarms)
07/09 AV Fistula and Permacath added, PD catheter removed. PD discontinued and Hemodialysis resumed
08/09 AV Fistula redone higher up on arm, first one did not work
07/11 Mass found on remaining kidney
08/11 Radical Nephrectomy, confirmed that mass was renal cell carcinoma
12/12 Whipple, mass on pancreas confirmed as renal cell carcinoma

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« Reply #67 on: June 22, 2008, 10:20:44 AM »
how much cream do you add to fruit
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« Reply #68 on: June 22, 2008, 10:32:36 AM »
I want a shrubbery!
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #69 on: June 22, 2008, 10:35:45 AM »
I never understood what shrubbery means
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« Reply #70 on: June 22, 2008, 10:36:55 AM »
Have you ever seen Monte Python's The Holy Grail Movie? There is a scene with the Knight of  Ni. They want a shrubbery in order  to let the people go by.
Here is the script  http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_scripts/ni.asp
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #71 on: June 22, 2008, 12:16:48 PM »
My computer doesn't have a virus, but the computer desk has ants!  Guess I need to stop munching while I'm surfing!
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« Reply #72 on: June 22, 2008, 12:23:37 PM »
OMG   I should have never passed on this PKD         what was I thinking and why was I so selfish
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« Reply #73 on: June 22, 2008, 12:40:01 PM »
Twirl is great and I want her to stop wasting her energy uselessly by beating herself up.
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Pyelonephritis (began at 8 mos old)
Home haemo 1980-1985 (self-cannulated with 15 gauge sharps)
Cadaveric transplant 1985
New upper-arm fistula April 2008
Uldall-Cook catheter inserted May 2008
Haemo-dialysis, self care unit June 2008
(2 1/2 hours X 5 weekly)
Self-cannulated, 15 gauge blunts, buttonholes.
Living donor transplant (sister-in law Kathy) Feb. 2009
First failed kidney transplant removed Apr.  2009
Second trx doing great so far...all lab values in normal ranges
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« Reply #74 on: June 22, 2008, 03:33:25 PM »
Couldn't be helped>  Besides we all learn something from you!
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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