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« Reply #175 on: May 13, 2008, 10:59:22 AM »

To compare the strength and durability of the bags they carry.



What kind of bag is the best?
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« Reply #176 on: May 13, 2008, 09:20:23 PM »

Snakeskin of course is the best bag to have. But our ladies have paper bags.



What did they use the paper bags for?
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« Reply #177 on: May 14, 2008, 06:37:02 AM »

Anything and everything.


Why aren't you a bag lady?
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« Reply #178 on: May 14, 2008, 06:40:29 AM »

Because I'm a man.


What would you call a male bag lady?
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« Reply #179 on: May 14, 2008, 06:49:16 PM »

A postal worker


What is she hiding in her bag?
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« Reply #180 on: May 14, 2008, 08:44:11 PM »

A large 7 milimeter toaster.


What will she do with the toaster?

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Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

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« Reply #181 on: May 15, 2008, 06:49:41 AM »

She will warm up bagels to feed to the pigeons.


What kind of bagels do the pigeons prefer?
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« Reply #182 on: May 15, 2008, 04:32:21 PM »

Three day old bagels are what pigeons prefer, but anything will do.


WHO will feed the pigeons the bagels?
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Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

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"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #183 on: May 24, 2008, 04:10:37 PM »

Rachael Ray will feed the bagels to the pigeons.

WHERE will the pigeons be feasting on their bagels?
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« Reply #184 on: May 24, 2008, 10:38:45 PM »

In times Square in New York City. Big fat pigeons!




Why are bagels being fed to pigeons in Times Square?
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Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #185 on: May 25, 2008, 05:04:43 AM »

Because the big, fat pigeons wanted to visit the Disney store there. 


When will the pigeons be in Times Square?
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« Reply #186 on: May 25, 2008, 11:50:55 AM »

6a.m to 9 a.m They are putting on show.





Why did the old man step into the pigeon show?
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Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #187 on: May 25, 2008, 11:58:04 AM »

To avoid stepping into the pigeon poop.

Who was the man who stepped into the show to avoid stepping into the pigeon poop?
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« Reply #188 on: May 25, 2008, 01:46:00 PM »


Donald Trump was the man who stepped into the show to avoid stepping into the pigeon poop.


Who helped Donald Trump avoid stepping into the pigeon poop?
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« Reply #189 on: May 25, 2008, 03:19:44 PM »

A little girl Scout helped him.

what was a girl Scout doing there?
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« Reply #190 on: May 25, 2008, 04:17:31 PM »

She was starting a new reality show on cookies

Why would a girl sell her cookies on a reality show
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« Reply #191 on: May 26, 2008, 12:26:21 AM »

There's money in them there shows

What reality show would you like to start?
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« Reply #192 on: May 26, 2008, 04:37:34 AM »

How about a reality show about why there are so many reality shows?

What would the contestants on such a reality show do?
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« Reply #193 on: May 26, 2008, 01:25:15 PM »

Bake cookies and have tea while having a discussion about the reality shows on TV.




What would Oprah say about all of this?



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Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #194 on: May 26, 2008, 02:07:37 PM »


Oprah says "Read the book, it's in my book club."

What is the title of the book?
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New kidney in a paired donation swap July 26, 2017.
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« Reply #195 on: May 26, 2008, 02:41:38 PM »

The title of the book is "Oprah's new Bookclub Book", subtitled "Read It or Else".

Where will Oprah and her Book Club have their discussion about the book?
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« Reply #196 on: May 26, 2008, 11:00:22 PM »

In the Tea House of The August Moon

Why did they decide to have their discussion in Japan?
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« Reply #197 on: May 27, 2008, 12:59:44 AM »

Because they are completely out of their existential minds.





Where will they go next on their reading journey?
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #198 on: May 27, 2008, 03:42:50 AM »

They will go to the Ukraine, of course, for their next reading journey.

What will happen in the Ukraine?
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« Reply #199 on: May 27, 2008, 07:16:08 AM »

Nothing at all.

where will they go next?
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