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« Reply #150 on: May 06, 2008, 04:13:25 PM »
you pinch as hard as can be until they yell "tulips rule"

Will that crazy man come sing "Tiptoe thru the Tulips?"
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« Reply #151 on: May 06, 2008, 05:40:10 PM »
No he likes to sing "Roses are Red my love violets are blue'.................

What color are his shoes?
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« Reply #152 on: May 07, 2008, 07:47:36 AM »
They are Blue Suede Shoes of course.

What kind of car does he drive?
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« Reply #153 on: May 07, 2008, 09:11:36 AM »
He loves his AMC Purple Pacer.

What color are his fuzzy dice?
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« Reply #154 on: May 07, 2008, 09:16:28 AM »
fuschia of course

How many are they?
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« Reply #155 on: May 07, 2008, 01:48:13 PM »
4 because twice the dice is very nice.

What does he order at the drive through?
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« Reply #156 on: May 07, 2008, 10:12:30 PM »
A Happy Meal to go, of course.





Why did he order the Happy Meal?
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Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

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« Reply #157 on: May 08, 2008, 07:24:53 AM »
He ordered a happy meal for the toy.


What kind of toy did he get?
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« Reply #158 on: May 08, 2008, 07:28:24 AM »
a little purple hot rod.

who will he give the little car to??
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« Reply #159 on: May 08, 2008, 07:35:15 PM »
To the mechanic at the "Home for Retired Race Car Drivers"


What was the mechanic's reaction?
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« Reply #160 on: May 09, 2008, 07:42:11 AM »
He did his best Michael Jackson dance routine ending with the Moonwalk.



Where will he put the toy car?
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« Reply #161 on: May 09, 2008, 04:17:38 PM »
In a safe place.

Who was he hiding it from?
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« Reply #162 on: May 09, 2008, 08:50:28 PM »
The Mob Boss who was coming to visit him tomorrow.




Why did the Mob Boss take an interest in his little place of business?
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« Reply #163 on: May 09, 2008, 10:25:18 PM »
Because this is where he bought the horses heads to put in the victims beds.



When will he put the horses head in the beds in chicago ?
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« Reply #164 on: May 09, 2008, 11:30:44 PM »
when ihd gets there.

why is ihd going to chicago?
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If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning how to dance in the rain.

Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.

Meddle Not In The Affairs Of Dragons
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« Reply #165 on: May 10, 2008, 09:48:35 AM »
To PARTY, of curse!  :bandance;




When does the shindig start?
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #166 on: May 10, 2008, 10:22:53 AM »


 As soon as you put your boa on!


 How many people does it take to rock the windy city??
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« Reply #167 on: May 10, 2008, 11:07:59 AM »
As many as you can find.

How manty of them will manage to stay out of jail?
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« Reply #168 on: May 10, 2008, 11:25:54 AM »
None of them. All of them end up in jail.
True friends are friends who are sitting in jail with you saying: Gee that was fun. When can we do it again?


When can we do it again?
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #169 on: May 11, 2008, 09:14:56 AM »
As soon as everyone gets paroled.


Where will the next adventure be?
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« Reply #170 on: May 11, 2008, 09:22:05 AM »
in las vegas of course.

will the parolees have just as much fun.
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If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning how to dance in the rain.

Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.

Meddle Not In The Affairs Of Dragons
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« Reply #171 on: May 11, 2008, 09:58:49 AM »
As long as they obey restraining orders.


Who took out the restraing orders?
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« Reply #172 on: May 12, 2008, 11:49:48 AM »
The people that the IHD members partied with last time they were in Vegas.


Where will the Purple Boa Parade start at in Vegas?
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« Reply #173 on: May 12, 2008, 02:37:35 PM »
Just to the right of the Baglady Convention.



When does the parade end?
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« Reply #174 on: May 13, 2008, 08:32:26 AM »
There ain't no parade like a purple boa parade, cause a purple boa parade don't stop (don't stop)


Why did the bag ladies have a convention?
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