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A meow massages the heart.

« Reply #6400 on: May 19, 2009, 10:06:39 AM »

or maybe just
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Photo is Jenna - after Disneyland - 1988

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« Reply #6401 on: May 19, 2009, 11:29:16 AM »


an aphrodisiac for
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« Reply #6402 on: May 19, 2009, 11:30:50 AM »

every kind of
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« Reply #6403 on: May 20, 2009, 07:48:18 AM »

human that enjoys
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« Reply #6404 on: May 20, 2009, 08:48:03 AM »

that type of
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« Reply #6405 on: May 20, 2009, 10:59:15 AM »

Wild and Crazy
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Getting the heck out of town.

« Reply #6406 on: May 20, 2009, 02:08:03 PM »

GUYS ARE NUTS
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« Reply #6407 on: May 20, 2009, 02:18:16 PM »

with shells cracked.
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ESRD diagnosed 12/2006
03/2007 Fantastic Eye Surgeon in ND got my sight back and implanted lenses in both eyes, great distance & low reading.
Gortex 4/07.  Started dialysis in ND 5/4/2007
Gortex clotted off Thanksgiving Week of 2007, was unclotted and promptly clotted off 1/2 hour later so Permacath Rt chest.
3/2008 move to NC to be close to children.
2 Step fistula, 05/08-elevated 06/08, using mid August.
Aug 5, 08, trained NxStage and Home on 9/3/2008.
Fistulagram 09/2008. In hospital 10/30/08, Bowel Obstruction.
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« Reply #6408 on: May 20, 2009, 02:31:32 PM »

Also cracked is
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« Reply #6409 on: May 20, 2009, 02:33:53 PM »

the Yellow Submarine......
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Lost vision due to retinopathy 12/2005, 30 Laser Surg 2006
ESRD diagnosed 12/2006
03/2007 Fantastic Eye Surgeon in ND got my sight back and implanted lenses in both eyes, great distance & low reading.
Gortex 4/07.  Started dialysis in ND 5/4/2007
Gortex clotted off Thanksgiving Week of 2007, was unclotted and promptly clotted off 1/2 hour later so Permacath Rt chest.
3/2008 move to NC to be close to children.
2 Step fistula, 05/08-elevated 06/08, using mid August.
Aug 5, 08, trained NxStage and Home on 9/3/2008.
Fistulagram 09/2008. In hospital 10/30/08, Bowel Obstruction.
Back to RAI-Latrobe In Center. No home hemo at this time.
GOD IS GOOD
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« Reply #6410 on: May 20, 2009, 03:04:13 PM »

they were using
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Getting the heck out of town.

« Reply #6411 on: May 20, 2009, 03:08:35 PM »

to escape to
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« Reply #6412 on: May 20, 2009, 03:48:57 PM »

Gilligans island where
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Lost vision due to retinopathy 12/2005, 30 Laser Surg 2006
ESRD diagnosed 12/2006
03/2007 Fantastic Eye Surgeon in ND got my sight back and implanted lenses in both eyes, great distance & low reading.
Gortex 4/07.  Started dialysis in ND 5/4/2007
Gortex clotted off Thanksgiving Week of 2007, was unclotted and promptly clotted off 1/2 hour later so Permacath Rt chest.
3/2008 move to NC to be close to children.
2 Step fistula, 05/08-elevated 06/08, using mid August.
Aug 5, 08, trained NxStage and Home on 9/3/2008.
Fistulagram 09/2008. In hospital 10/30/08, Bowel Obstruction.
Back to RAI-Latrobe In Center. No home hemo at this time.
GOD IS GOOD
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« Reply #6413 on: May 20, 2009, 04:06:20 PM »

Gilligan and MaryAnn
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Getting the heck out of town.

« Reply #6414 on: May 20, 2009, 04:36:47 PM »

molest the professor
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« Reply #6415 on: May 20, 2009, 04:45:04 PM »

and rewire the
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Lost vision due to retinopathy 12/2005, 30 Laser Surg 2006
ESRD diagnosed 12/2006
03/2007 Fantastic Eye Surgeon in ND got my sight back and implanted lenses in both eyes, great distance & low reading.
Gortex 4/07.  Started dialysis in ND 5/4/2007
Gortex clotted off Thanksgiving Week of 2007, was unclotted and promptly clotted off 1/2 hour later so Permacath Rt chest.
3/2008 move to NC to be close to children.
2 Step fistula, 05/08-elevated 06/08, using mid August.
Aug 5, 08, trained NxStage and Home on 9/3/2008.
Fistulagram 09/2008. In hospital 10/30/08, Bowel Obstruction.
Back to RAI-Latrobe In Center. No home hemo at this time.
GOD IS GOOD
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« Reply #6416 on: May 20, 2009, 04:47:02 PM »

the skippers radio
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« Reply #6417 on: May 20, 2009, 05:06:47 PM »

with a coconut
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« Reply #6418 on: May 20, 2009, 05:18:12 PM »

milk and rum
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« Reply #6419 on: May 20, 2009, 05:21:10 PM »

when Ginger screamed
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« Reply #6420 on: May 20, 2009, 05:22:42 PM »

for gilligan to
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« Reply #6421 on: May 20, 2009, 05:24:08 PM »

run as fast
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« Reply #6422 on: May 20, 2009, 05:24:51 PM »

as the monkey
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« Reply #6423 on: May 20, 2009, 05:25:47 PM »

or the cheetah
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« Reply #6424 on: May 20, 2009, 05:26:38 PM »

from tarzan's tree
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