Anymore Brits out there on Dialysis?

[goofynina]

Ken, welcome home! Your royal ladies have missed you terribly!  As you noticed, we tried to continue without you, but we really needed our lord and master to keep us in line. Hope you had a lovely holiday and enjoyed your time away.      Now what was this thread about?  It is now a Ken and his royal court thread

Thank you my loyal subjects for your continued support. I must say the Royal Court of Kenneth functioned admirably whilst I was thus indisposed. One marvelled at the hiliarity of the various dispatches although some of you became a little flippant about the very serious subject of title bestowal. However I am now returneth to my spirtual home and all will be well.

Seriously we had a great holiday and for once the British weather was kind to us. Great to be back though, I'm really enjoying this.

Ahhhhhh, our Royal Highness has returned    All is well in the bell tower sir     WTF? 

Greetings Duchess. Thank you for keeping the Court of Kenneth in good order. I knew I could rely on one so masterful. 

Now just wait a gosh darn pickin' minute here!!  Who is Duchess?  i thought i was Countess?  Wait, which one is higher?      And dont you mean mistressful?  Or, um, well, hmmmmm, that almost sounds kinda naughty, i think we better stick to the masterful or people (the pheasants    i mean the peasants) are gonna start talking    

[Ken Shelmerdine]

Ken, welcome home! Your royal ladies have missed you terribly!  As you noticed, we tried to continue without you, but we really needed our lord and master to keep us in line. Hope you had a lovely holiday and enjoyed your time away.      Now what was this thread about?  It is now a Ken and his royal court thread

Thank you my loyal subjects for your continued support. I must say the Royal Court of Kenneth functioned admirably whilst I was thus indisposed. One marvelled at the hiliarity of the various dispatches although some of you became a little flippant about the very serious subject of title bestowal. However I am now returneth to my spirtual home and all will be well.

Seriously we had a great holiday and for once the British weather was kind to us. Great to be back though, I'm really enjoying this.

Ahhhhhh, our Royal Highness has returned    All is well in the bell tower sir     WTF? 

Greetings Duchess. Thank you for keeping the Court of Kenneth in good order. I knew I could rely on one so masterful. 

Now just wait a gosh darn pickin' minute here!!  Who is Duchess?  i thought i was Countess?  Wait, which one is higher?      And dont you mean mistressful?  Or, um, well, hmmmmm, that almost sounds kinda naughty, i think we better stick to the masterful or people (the pheasants    i mean the peasants) are gonna start talking    

  Sorry Countess. Iv'e handed out so many titles I can't keep pace.I don't know which one is higher but I should have known there's only one Countess.

[Ken Shelmerdine]

Where's Sluff in all this. I summon him to come and accept his title. Both myself and my noble ladies and gentlmen of the Court of Kenneth will be most offended he doesn't.

[goofynina]

Social Standing  Rank       Title(s)  
         B                            Knight  Sir, Dame  --  
                                     Baronet
                                    Baronet, Bart.
                                    Knight
                                     Lord, Lady

 
       C                              Baron  Baron, Baroness, von, haut, hault  (system-dependent)  
       D                              Marquis  Marquis, Marchioness  System  
       E                              Count  Count, Countess  Cluster of systems  
       F                              Duke  Duke, Duchess  Subsector, Sector  
       G                             Archduke  Archduke, Archduchess  Domain  
       H                             Emperor  Emperor  Imperium  

I cannot believe you gave me something in the E catagory?? How dareth ye    I will gladly be retitled as Dame thank you very much  

[goofynina]

Where's Sluff in all this. I summon him to come and accept his title. Both myself and my noble ladies and gentlmen of the Court of Kenneth will be most offended he doesn't.

"HEAR YE HEAR YE" The Court Jester has officially been summonds by the royal higness Sir Kenneth Shelmerdinizzle 

[angela515]

I don't understand this british stuff but I like the thought of being a princess... so can I be one? 

NO!!
Oh go on then.

Am I a princess or not? I'm confused.   

[Ken Shelmerdine]

Social Standing  Rank       Title(s)  
         B                            Knight  Sir, Dame  --  
                                     Baronet
                                    Baronet, Bart.
                                    Knight
                                     Lord, Lady

 
       C                              Baron  Baron, Baroness, von, haut, hault  (system-dependent)  
       D                              Marquis  Marquis, Marchioness  System  
       E                              Count  Count, Countess  Cluster of systems  
       F                              Duke  Duke, Duchess  Subsector, Sector  
       G                             Archduke  Archduke, Archduchess  Domain  
       H                             Emperor  Emperor  Imperium  

I cannot believe you gave me something in the E catagory?? How dareth ye    I will gladly be retitled as Dame thank you very much  

 ???Me thinks thee complaineth too mucheth but I am a kind man and shall grant you your wish. I hereby anounce that Goofynina formerly know as Countess is now bestowed the title of Dame Goofynina and will hereby be formally addressed as such.

With such an elevated title she will be even more mistressful  ......er masterful.

[Ken Shelmerdine]

I don't understand this british stuff but I like the thought of being a princess... so can I be one? 

NO!!
Oh go on then.

Am I a princess or not? I'm confused.   

Angela is a lovely name so I will make you a Princess.

I hereby annoint you PRINCESS ANGELA THE CONFUSED.

[paris]

Was that Dame Goofynina ---  or  Damn Goofynina?   Just kidding!   I just keep reading things the wrong way!

[Ken Shelmerdine]

Was that Dame Goofynina ---  or  Damn Goofynina?   Just kidding!   I just keep reading things the wrong way!

  Be careful what you say Paris she's right at the top of the aristocracy now she has the power to deport you to the colonies.

Well time for bedibyes. Clinic tomorow, I must alert the Household Cavalry.

[goofynina]

Was that Dame Goofynina ---  or  Damn Goofynina?   Just kidding!   I just keep reading things the wrong way!

Sheeeeit girlfriend, at this point you can call me anything you want      Just dont call me..................late for dinner 


I kinda like the way Damn Dame Goofynina sounds, lol 

[paris]

This is my favorite thread. Better than the joke one - this just makes me laugh.    Good night to our lord and master- pleasant dreams of you realm and kingdom.

[Sluff]

I am on my way, returning from a weekend of frolic.. 

Sir.. Sluff reporting, the dame goofynina, explained the honour of my presence was requested.

[Ohio Buckeye]

a weekend of frolic................... wow!

[Romona]

All of a sudden my Prime Minister title seems somewhat, how should I put this........lame.

I believe I need to find another country to give me a better title. 
Somewhere I can frolic like Sluff.

[paris]

Frolic? I want to frolic!!  Maybe --- well,maybe not.   Welcome, Sluff, to the royal family.  You do understand that this is Ken's little kingdom and he rules ---well, you rule, too. 

[kitkatz]

What are the rules for frolic around here, anyway?   Seems to me some people are way to frolicky as it is.  Like that damn Dame Goofynina.  An those Princesses.  I shall attempt to keep the games to a mild frolic.  Oh what the hell...Banana Dance across the grass!!!   

Lady Kitkatz in the house! 

[Sluff]

I may just have to challenge Lord Kenneth Shelmerdine, to a dual of sorts. What shall my title be Sir Shelmerdine.

[goofynina]

Do you not accept the title I have appointed you Court Jester?  lol, 

[Sluff]

Court Jester suits me fine, I shall wear that title with the utmost respect as appointed from the honourable Dame goofynina.   WTF am I saying...

[Ken Shelmerdine]

I may just have to challenge Lord Kenneth Shelmerdine, to a dual of sorts. What shall my title be Sir Shelmerdine.

I'm more curious about frolicking without any sort of dual thank you. I'm sure we can co-exist peacably in parallel kingdoms without resorting to violence so now I command you to

ARISE VISCOUNT SLUFF LORD MAYOR OF LONDON!!

I wrote the above before I noticed the post from the Damn Dame which recomended you be named court Jester. Although I can overule her  in favour of the above title I feel I must act on her recomendation because the Damn Dame can be very masterful so I therefore strip you of your title and you will now be known as Jester. Also with all this talk about dualing methinks I detect a competitive streak so I'll keep you as a lowly jester so you can't de-thone me.

Hope you enjoyed being aristocracy for the short time it lasted.  

[Ken Shelmerdine]

All of a sudden my Prime Minister title seems somewhat, how should I put this........lame.

I believe I need to find another country to give me a better title. 
Somewhere I can frolic like Sluff.

  UNGRATEFUL!!!

[Sluff]

I may just have to challenge Lord Kenneth Shelmerdine, to a dual of sorts. What shall my title be Sir Shelmerdine.

I'm more curious about frolicking without any sort of dual thank you. I'm sure we can co-exist peacably in parallel kingdoms without resorting to violence so now I command you to

ARISE VISCOUNT SLUFF LORD MAYOR OF LONDON!!

That suits me fine..thank you Lord Shelmerdine..

[Ken Shelmerdine]

I may just have to challenge Lord Kenneth Shelmerdine, to a dual of sorts. What shall my title be Sir Shelmerdine.

I'm more curious about frolicking without any sort of dual thank you. I'm sure we can co-exist peacably in parallel kingdoms without resorting to violence so now I command you to

ARISE VISCOUNT SLUFF LORD MAYOR OF LONDON!!

That suits me fine..thank you Lord Shelmerdine..

Jester read my post again I had to amend it.

[paris]

How sad am I, that the first thing I do when I get up is check this thread!!  But it feels good to be laughing out loud