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« Reply #50 on: October 29, 2011, 03:09:52 PM »

Has anyone ever been to a lot and seen all of the handicapped spaces taken?

Our Walmart has about 10 disabled spaces in their parking lot. I have seen them all full before, but not all of them were people with permits.  We don't use ours all the time.  If the place that we are at has open spots just as close as the disabled spots, we won't use the disabled spots. It leaves them open in case someone with a chair, who needs the wider spot, can use it.
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« Reply #51 on: October 29, 2011, 08:28:56 PM »

today I used ESRD to leave a wedding reception early.  We stayed for dinner and the speeches and once the DJ started, we just weren't feeling it so we bailed and I used the kidney card to let the groom know why were were leaving.
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Me licking my kidneys from my birthday kidney cake

« Reply #52 on: October 30, 2011, 04:45:29 PM »

I just want to say that since I posted this and bassically broke the ice with the first time I pulled the kidney fialure card.... I use it all the time to get out of things I don't want to do!!!

When I first started doing it, I felt bad, you know the first few times or so, but not anymore....hell I did not ask for this dumb kidney failure, might as well take advantage of something it has to offer!!!!! >:D


now when people hear that I have it they all tilt their heads to the side and say, "Now that's to bad." UGGGHHH FML!!!!!!!
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9.22.10: Catheter surgery
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12.30.10: Catheter Removed
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« Reply #53 on: November 01, 2011, 03:52:52 PM »

I'm having my fistula surgery right before Thanksgiving so we have an excuse to skip mom's house.  It was my wife's idea.  She wants to have a dinner at home with her brother.  His wife just left him, after running him into bankruptcy, and so I went along with it.  I feel kind of guilty though.   :stressed;
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« Reply #54 on: November 01, 2011, 04:11:59 PM »

I'm having my fistula surgery right before Thanksgiving so we have an excuse to skip mom's house.  It was my wife's idea.  She wants to have a dinner at home with her brother.  His wife just left him, after running him into bankruptcy, and so I went along with it.  I feel kind of guilty though.   :stressed;

you will get over the guilt feeling.....  I had it when I first started using it too!!!




If you got to deal with this crappy illness, then some of the benefits (like like the "kidney card") pay off...... just saying  :cuddle; ;D  :lol;
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9.22.10: Catheter surgery
9.23.10: Started in center Hemo
10.06.10: Fistula surgery
12.02.10: Started using right upper arm Fistula (15 gauge)
12.30.10: Catheter Removed
07.01.11: Laparoscopic CAPD Catheter insertion
07.29.11: Started CAPD, 2000ml, 4 exchanges (Baxter)
08.15.11: Started filling with 1500ml (instead of 2000ml), 4 exchanges
08.21.11: Back to 2000ml fills, 4 exchanges (3-2.5% & 1-1.5%)
10.12.11: 2000ml fills, 4 exchanges (3 1.5% & 1-2.5% overnight)
11.08.11: Transplant list

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« Reply #55 on: November 02, 2011, 07:13:17 AM »

I love it "The Kidney Card"  We should have them made up like business cards, pass them out when we need them.  Just sayin "just sayin"

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« Reply #56 on: November 02, 2011, 08:11:08 AM »

I love it "The Kidney Card"  We should have them made up like business cards, pass them out when we need them.  Just sayin "just sayin"

Iwannabean (uwannabeantoo)

lets do it!!!  :rofl;

on the back each one of us will have our transplant coordnator's contact info & our blood type right on there making it real easy for people...... what a good idea  :bandance; :rofl; :clap; 
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CKD since: 1981
9.22.10: Catheter surgery
9.23.10: Started in center Hemo
10.06.10: Fistula surgery
12.02.10: Started using right upper arm Fistula (15 gauge)
12.30.10: Catheter Removed
07.01.11: Laparoscopic CAPD Catheter insertion
07.29.11: Started CAPD, 2000ml, 4 exchanges (Baxter)
08.15.11: Started filling with 1500ml (instead of 2000ml), 4 exchanges
08.21.11: Back to 2000ml fills, 4 exchanges (3-2.5% & 1-1.5%)
10.12.11: 2000ml fills, 4 exchanges (3 1.5% & 1-2.5% overnight)
11.08.11: Transplant list

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« Reply #57 on: November 02, 2011, 01:40:03 PM »

    :2thumbsup;   Great idea! I just might have to borrow this one!   
I love it "The Kidney Card"  We should have them made up like business cards, pass them out when we need them.  Just sayin "just sayin"

Iwannabean (uwannabeantoo)

lets do it!!!  :rofl;

on the back each one of us will have our transplant coordnator's contact info & our blood type right on there making it real easy for people...... what a good idea  :bandance; :rofl; :clap; 
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« Reply #58 on: November 02, 2011, 05:50:39 PM »

I love it "The Kidney Card"  We should have them made up like business cards, pass them out when we need them.  Just sayin "just sayin"

Iwannabean (uwannabeantoo)

lets do it!!!  :rofl;

on the back each one of us will have our transplant coordnator's contact info & our blood type right on there making it real easy for people...... what a good idea  :bandance; :rofl; :clap;

I like it!  Sign me up!
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« Reply #59 on: November 02, 2011, 07:31:09 PM »

I love it "The Kidney Card"  We should have them made up like business cards, pass them out when we need them.  Just sayin "just sayin"

Iwannabean (uwannabeantoo)

lets do it!!!  :rofl;

on the back each one of us will have our transplant coordnator's contact info & our blood type right on there making it real easy for people...... what a good idea  :bandance; :rofl; :clap;

I like it!  Sign me up!


and we can pull out the "kidney card" right when the dumb ass people say things like, "are you on the list?" which is almost ALWAYS the first thing I get ask so I will just whip out my "kidney card."

 :urcrazy;
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CKD since: 1981
9.22.10: Catheter surgery
9.23.10: Started in center Hemo
10.06.10: Fistula surgery
12.02.10: Started using right upper arm Fistula (15 gauge)
12.30.10: Catheter Removed
07.01.11: Laparoscopic CAPD Catheter insertion
07.29.11: Started CAPD, 2000ml, 4 exchanges (Baxter)
08.15.11: Started filling with 1500ml (instead of 2000ml), 4 exchanges
08.21.11: Back to 2000ml fills, 4 exchanges (3-2.5% & 1-1.5%)
10.12.11: 2000ml fills, 4 exchanges (3 1.5% & 1-2.5% overnight)
11.08.11: Transplant list

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« Reply #60 on: November 03, 2011, 04:55:09 PM »

I love it "The Kidney Card"  We should have them made up like business cards, pass them out when we need them.  Just sayin "just sayin"

Iwannabean (uwannabeantoo)

lets do it!!!  :rofl;

on the back each one of us will have our transplant coordnator's contact info & our blood type right on there making it real easy for people...... what a good idea  :bandance; :rofl; :clap;

I like it!  Sign me up!


and we can pull out the "kidney card" right when the dumb ass people say things like, "are you on the list?" which is almost ALWAYS the first thing I get ask so I will just whip out my "kidney card."

 :urcrazy;

I'm going to start answering that question with, "Nope.  I'm just going to continue putting my body through hell for the fun of it."
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« Reply #61 on: November 03, 2011, 05:54:25 PM »

I love it "The Kidney Card"  We should have them made up like business cards, pass them out when we need them.  Just sayin "just sayin"

Iwannabean (uwannabeantoo)

lets do it!!!  :rofl;

on the back each one of us will have our transplant coordnator's contact info & our blood type right on there making it real easy for people...... what a good idea  :bandance; :rofl; :clap;

I like it!  Sign me up!


and we can pull out the "kidney card" right when the dumb ass people say things like, "are you on the list?" which is almost ALWAYS the first thing I get ask so I will just whip out my "kidney card."

 :urcrazy;

I'm going to start answering that question with, "Nope.  I'm just going to continue putting my body through hell for the fun of it."


I actually got this one from here and used it the other day.......... I got asked........are you on the list..... I said, "There's a list? What list? What list are you talking about? a list?"
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CKD since: 1981
9.22.10: Catheter surgery
9.23.10: Started in center Hemo
10.06.10: Fistula surgery
12.02.10: Started using right upper arm Fistula (15 gauge)
12.30.10: Catheter Removed
07.01.11: Laparoscopic CAPD Catheter insertion
07.29.11: Started CAPD, 2000ml, 4 exchanges (Baxter)
08.15.11: Started filling with 1500ml (instead of 2000ml), 4 exchanges
08.21.11: Back to 2000ml fills, 4 exchanges (3-2.5% & 1-1.5%)
10.12.11: 2000ml fills, 4 exchanges (3 1.5% & 1-2.5% overnight)
11.08.11: Transplant list

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« Reply #62 on: November 04, 2011, 06:05:51 AM »

You mean there is a list?  How do you get on it? Is it a secret club? Do you have to be rich? What are the qualifications? :bandance; :bandance; :bandance; :bandance;

OK seriously does anybody know anybody who is in the printing business.  We could have Kidney cards printed up and I bet many would love to purchase them. :clap;   Hmmmmm oh person of interest who knows a guy, who knows a guy, whose uncles cousin (who is in the printing business) contact us now :bow; Come and say hello  :waving; and get the ball rolling.  This is a great idea!  :grouphug;  :thx;

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« Reply #63 on: November 04, 2011, 10:57:05 AM »

Putting out queries now!
             
OK seriously does anybody know anybody who is in the printing business.  We could have Kidney cards printed up and I bet many would love to purchase them. :clap;   Hmmmmm oh person of interest who knows a guy, who knows a guy, whose uncles cousin (who is in the printing business) contact us now :bow; Come and say hello  :waving; and get the ball rolling.  This is a great idea!  :grouphug;  :thx;

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« Reply #64 on: November 06, 2011, 11:22:31 AM »

I use the I'm tired after dialysis (when most times I've full of energy) if I don't want go to my friends house party or birthday party.  It's not fun watching other people drink alcohol like fish with no care to their bodies.  Okay maybe I'm a bit jealous they don't have to care.

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« Reply #65 on: November 06, 2011, 03:27:34 PM »

I think it's a natural reaction to feel 'jealous' that others don't *have to* watch what they eat. 

It's nearly 6:30PM and I'm thinking I might use ESRD to skip my 1 1/2 mile walk ..... feeling a bit 'blah'.   Maybe I'll just do a 1/2 mile ....
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