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« Reply #25 on: January 19, 2010, 07:26:22 AM »

Chicken!
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« Reply #26 on: January 19, 2010, 10:22:32 AM »

whos  chicken......
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« Reply #27 on: January 19, 2010, 10:42:45 AM »

  Ah man, chicken for dinner again tonight?  :puke;

Random thought if breakfast and lunch are combined to make brunch, what is it called when you have lunch and dinner (some call it supper) together? 
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« Reply #28 on: January 19, 2010, 07:09:58 PM »

I call it lunner or linner.


  Ah man, chicken for dinner again tonight?  :puke;

Random thought if breakfast and lunch are combined to make brunch, what is it called when you have lunch and dinner (some call it supper) together? 
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« Reply #29 on: January 20, 2010, 11:17:42 AM »

Okarol your are so witty while I on the other hand am only half witty (you know -- a half wit).

You are just the type of person I would like to go out and have a beer with (if I lived anywhere near you, and if I drank beer!).
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« Reply #30 on: January 20, 2010, 11:26:34 AM »

   More random thoughts:

     Sometimes I see an old movie on TV and remember when I saw it "first run" in the theater. 

    I have neck ties older than some people who post on IHD.

    Why do we wear neck ties anyway?   
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« Reply #31 on: January 20, 2010, 05:12:14 PM »

Because bow ties look so geeky  :rofl;
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« Reply #32 on: January 20, 2010, 05:31:53 PM »

Because ties are much better than rope - they don't leave a rope burn...I read that in a book once!
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« Reply #33 on: January 20, 2010, 08:17:47 PM »

Because ties are much better than rope - they don't leave a rope burn...I read that in a book once!

And I'm thinking that's not a crime book either  :rofl; :shy; :rofl;
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« Reply #34 on: January 21, 2010, 11:46:38 AM »

Because bow ties look so geeky  :rofl;

   Still ties.  But bow ties look better than string ties. Also, bow ties are not so ggeky in formal atire. Just my opinion.
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« Reply #35 on: January 21, 2010, 12:01:33 PM »

What's wrong with being a geek.  Besides, you can always use a necktie for a noose in case of emergency.
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« Reply #36 on: January 21, 2010, 12:39:11 PM »

Because bow ties look so geeky  :rofl;

   Still ties.  But bow ties look better than string ties. Also, bow ties are not so ggeky in formal atire. Just my opinion.
Yes, the exception is the tux where a bow tie looks good unlike an ascot.  Don't get me started on ascots.
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« Reply #37 on: January 21, 2010, 12:46:09 PM »

Random thought:

Why do birds sit in trees when there is lighting? Can't they figure out it is dangerous when their pals getzapped?
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« Reply #38 on: January 21, 2010, 01:35:13 PM »

I once got my ass cought
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« Reply #39 on: January 22, 2010, 08:24:55 AM »

You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you've made up your mind that you just aren't doing anything productive for the rest of the day.

The letters T and G are very close to each other on a keyboard. This recently became all too apparent to me and consequently I will never be ending a work email with the phrase "Regards" again.

How the heck are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

Bad decisions make good stories.

I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
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« Reply #40 on: January 23, 2010, 04:02:05 AM »

Rob is so funny.  I'm going to rest for a while.  (Did I just hear sighs of relief?)
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« Reply #41 on: January 23, 2010, 07:54:59 PM »

My random thoughts for tonight:


Why do I have Terminator 3 on the DVD?


Why I am sitting here playing Facebook mindlessly?
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« Reply #42 on: January 23, 2010, 08:27:19 PM »

Why did I watch Terminator 3? :urcrazy;
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   -glaucoma and surgery for that
     -cataract surgery twice on same eye (2000 - 2002). another one growing in good eye
     - vitrectomy in good eye post tx November 2003, totally blind for 4 months due to complications with meds and infection

Diagnosed with ESRD June 29, 1999
1st Dialysis - July 4, 1999
Last Dialysis - December 2, 2000

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« Reply #43 on: January 23, 2010, 08:33:39 PM »

Been there, Chris.  One of my friends dragged me to"Mama Mia". There's two hours of my life I can't ever get back.
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« Reply #44 on: January 24, 2010, 10:28:42 AM »

Mama Mia, on my list of movies I will never see.
Brokeback Mountain
Grease
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« Reply #45 on: January 26, 2010, 12:39:41 PM »

When did home delivery service stop being "delivered to your door" and start being "tossed at your door"?

I heard a thump today, and opened the door.  The Fed ex driver was already halfway back down my drive, and the package was next to the door.  The fluffy inch of snow on the porch hadn't even been touched - he didn't even walk up the steps, just tossed the package and left.   :stressed;
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« Reply #46 on: January 26, 2010, 03:52:01 PM »

When did home delivery service stop being "delivered to your door" and start being "tossed at your door"?

I heard a thump today, and opened the door.  The Fed ex driver was already halfway back down my drive, and the package was next to the door.  The fluffy inch of snow on the porch hadn't even been touched - he didn't even walk up the steps, just tossed the package and left.   :stressed;

UPS nor Fed Ex ring the door bell here even though the door is cracked or a vehicle is in the drive way. Even if it's a next day package, no knock or door bell :rant;
 
 
Random Thought due to local news
 
If you have a coyote problem and you bought a road runner bird, would you have a coyote problem or a yard full of pot holes problem?
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Diabetes -  age 7

Neuropathy in legs age 10

Eye impairments and blindness in one eye began in 95, major one during visit to the Indy 500 race of that year
   -glaucoma and surgery for that
     -cataract surgery twice on same eye (2000 - 2002). another one growing in good eye
     - vitrectomy in good eye post tx November 2003, totally blind for 4 months due to complications with meds and infection

Diagnosed with ESRD June 29, 1999
1st Dialysis - July 4, 1999
Last Dialysis - December 2, 2000

Kidney and Pancreas Transplant - December 3, 2000

Cataract Surgery on good eye - June 24, 2009
Knee Surgery 2010
2011/2012 in process of getting a guide dog
Guide Dog Training begins July 2, 2012 in NY
Guide Dog by end of July 2012
Next eye surgery late 2012 or 2013 if I feel like it
Home with Guide dog - July 27, 2012
Knee Surgery #2 - Oct 15, 2012
Eye Surgery - Nov 2012
Lifes Adventures -  Priceless

No two day's are the same, are they?
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« Reply #47 on: January 27, 2010, 05:33:08 AM »

    Ah, but Chris would the Acme delivery truck stop to deliver their products or would they just throw them out at the the coyote as they passed by?
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« Reply #48 on: January 27, 2010, 05:28:43 PM »

The way UPS and Fed EX act, they'd throw it out if they saw you  :rofl; :rofl;
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Diabetes -  age 7

Neuropathy in legs age 10

Eye impairments and blindness in one eye began in 95, major one during visit to the Indy 500 race of that year
   -glaucoma and surgery for that
     -cataract surgery twice on same eye (2000 - 2002). another one growing in good eye
     - vitrectomy in good eye post tx November 2003, totally blind for 4 months due to complications with meds and infection

Diagnosed with ESRD June 29, 1999
1st Dialysis - July 4, 1999
Last Dialysis - December 2, 2000

Kidney and Pancreas Transplant - December 3, 2000

Cataract Surgery on good eye - June 24, 2009
Knee Surgery 2010
2011/2012 in process of getting a guide dog
Guide Dog Training begins July 2, 2012 in NY
Guide Dog by end of July 2012
Next eye surgery late 2012 or 2013 if I feel like it
Home with Guide dog - July 27, 2012
Knee Surgery #2 - Oct 15, 2012
Eye Surgery - Nov 2012
Lifes Adventures -  Priceless

No two day's are the same, are they?
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« Reply #49 on: February 23, 2010, 09:34:00 PM »

My new bottle of dish soap is labeled "Non-Ultra" Ivory.  Huh?  What the heck is that supposed to mean?  Is Ultra better?  If it is, why are they still selling Non-ultra?  Honestly, what marketing whiz came up with that?
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