Random thoughts

[okarol]

    Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

    ____________________

    I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.   
     
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    Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first saw it.

    ___________________
     

    How the heck are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

    __________________
     

    I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.

    ___________________
     

    I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
     

    ___________________ 
     

    Was learning to write in cursive really necessary?

    _________________
     

    I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

    _______________
     

    How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said?

    ________________
     

    I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front.. Stay strong, brothers & sisters !

    ________________
     

    MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

    _______________
     

    Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

    _________________
     

    Bad decisions make good stories.

    ________________
     

    You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you've made up your mind that you just aren't doing anything productive for the rest of the day.

    ________________
     

    Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVDs? I don't want to have to restart my collection.

    _______________
     

    I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.

    _______________
     

    I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? D@mnit!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

    _____________
     

    I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

    _______________
     

    It should probably be called Unplanned Parenthood.

    ______________
     

    I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

    ______________
     

    I think that if, years down the road when I'm trying to have a kid, I find out that I'm sterile, most of my disappointment will stem from the fact that I was not aware of my condition in college.

    ______________
     

    Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but

    I'd bet everyone can find and push the Snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time every time...

    _______________

[Bub]

Okarol you are wise beyond your years.

I wish I had some profound thoughts to post, but I havent had a profound thought since 1993.  I dont remember what it was, but it had something to do with Gilligan's Island.

[Ken Shelmerdine]

Keep your friends close and your enemies even closer or at least within firing range!

In my teens hated pubs....to full of old men.

Still hate pubs.......too full of kids.

[KICKSTART]

I just love this thread ! 

[Ladystardust24]

    Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

    ____________________

    I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.   
     
    __________________
     

    Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first saw it.

    ___________________
     

    How the heck are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

    __________________
     

    I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.

    ___________________
     

    I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
     

    ___________________ 
     

    Was learning to write in cursive really necessary?

    _________________
     

    I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

    _______________
     

    How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said?

    ________________
     

    I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front.. Stay strong, brothers & sisters !

    ________________
     

    MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

    _______________
     

    Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

    _________________
     

    Bad decisions make good stories.

    ________________
     

    You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you've made up your mind that you just aren't doing anything productive for the rest of the day.

    ________________
     

    Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVDs? I don't want to have to restart my collection.

    _______________
     

    I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.

    _______________
     

    I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? D@mnit!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

    _____________
     

    I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

    _______________
     

    It should probably be called Unplanned Parenthood.

    ______________
     

    I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

    ______________
     

    I think that if, years down the road when I'm trying to have a kid, I find out that I'm sterile, most of my disappointment will stem from the fact that I was not aware of my condition in college.

    ______________
     

    Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but

    I'd bet everyone can find and push the Snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time every time...

    _______________

Wow, I so agree!! haha especially with the best friend deleting history after I die. and the folded fitted sheets, and the unplanned parenthood thing and the realizing your wrong. haha. sucks. ..


It recently occured to me.. while women only get better with age, we get wiser,and more self confident, and a beauty of it's own,and smarter... men just stay at 14-16 years of age, at most 18. 

What is the last thing people see/feel/think before dying?

What would jesus say if he were to come down here.. Considering he was jewish, I don't think he'd like the whole ham thing too much...

What would happen if we could bring back people from the dead, what would they say/think?

If the whole idea of "one true love" is really realistic.. or is it something as society we made up to feel like we know and what to expect out of life, whats considered the "norm" and inside the limits of socially acceptable. Whats wrong with loving many people, responsibly.. OR.. having more than one true love?.. maybe IT IS normal to fall in and out of love. Maybe thats what we are meant to really do. People grow, why should we limit ourselves because of another person? and shouldn't it be acceptable to grow apart? I think if we didn't have this societies idea of "one true love" then maybe people wouldn't be stuck in miserable situations, or feel bad for leaving them. And it would be more acceptable to fall out of love.

Why does Steve jobs try to torture us by releasing something cooler and newer and even more wicked awesome than before?..especially if you JUST got it??

Adding leopard print/sparkle to anything makes it automatically more awesome.

[peleroja]

This is good stuff, Karol!   

[jbeany]

LOL - I have a friend who is a practicing Wiccan.  Her mother still thinks she's part of the family church, and she does go occasionally to keep mom happy, even if she doesn't believe.  I'm under strict orders to remove all evidence of anything wiccan in the event of her death - before her mother arrives! 

My random thought. . .

If half my hair was going to fall out, shouldn't the grey ones have volunteered to go first?

[fc2821]

Ladystardust24, you had it right the first time, we men remain 16 mentally most of the time. No mater how educated and mature seeming we"ll always do something silly from time to time. Especilly with our male friends. Sorry ladies, it is in our genes. 

As for random thoughts:

Do you think they have something dialysis on other planets? Providing other planets are populated.

Wonder if people on other plants ever wonder if there are people on other planets?

Did early humans ever realize they probably smelled?

[okarol]

More randomness...
The company that manufactures the greatest number of women’s dresses each year is Mattel. Barbie’s got to wear something.

[jbeany]

From tonight's Nova about Darwin. . .if humans had the same range of adult sizes that dogs do, there would be Barbie doll size people running around.

[willowtreewren]

From tonight's Nova about Darwin. . .if humans had the same range of adult sizes that dogs do, there would be Barbie doll size people running around.

You beat me to it, Jbeany!

I thought that was so amazing! Whole show has been riveting.

Aleta

[Jean]

This is really a great thread, funny too.    Wish I could think too.

[okarol]

I cried because I had no hat. Until I met a man who had no head. Not much of a talker, that guy.

OMFG = On my foreman grill

I SWEAR TO DRUNK I'M NOT GOD!!!

Tip for the kids: carry around a zip-lock bag of baking soda. It drives adults crazy.

I'd like to meet a guy named Art. I'd take him to a museum, hang him on the wall, criticize him, and leave.

Sad story short , she said no.

One bad thing about working for yourself is if you call in and say your grandmother died, you know you're just making it up.

I hate people who type like ThIs AlL tHe TiMe

Do these stairs go up or down?!!

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

Saying something over and over again doesn't make it true...unless, of course, you're saying, "I'm obnoxious and repetitive."

This sentence won't save you any money on car insurance.

I want to start a college course called Couch 101. It'll be a class that anybody can sit in on.

Time you enjoyed wasting was not wasted.

I didn't commit a crime... what I did was fail to comply with the law.

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair.

Ok, so blood is thicker than water, but it isn't nearly as refreshing after a tough basketball practice.

Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll sit in a boat, get drunk, and pee off the port bow. Who's up for fishing?

Is gravity getting you down?

Everyone is paranoid. I'm certain.

[Hanify]

I'm not as thunk as drinkel peep...

[jbeany]

Clearing cupboards in the kitchen today, trying to simplify my life (and my eventual move).

Why do I have 7 frying pans but only 4 stove burners?

[fc2821]

Random Thoughts:

There are somethings we should never know.

But that ditch wasn't there when I was driving.

Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts and minds of men?  I try not to think about it.

If you were on a train leaving New York traveling at 90 miles per hour and your brother was on a train leaving Los Angles traveling at 85 miles per hour, who was the first Preisdent of the Continental Congress?

[dwcrawford]

I love this thread but my thoughts, though random, are rarely so profound.  Why don't I have two of JB's skillets and "The Shadow Knows".

This morning as I was hacking and blowing my  nose over and over while doing the obligatory New Year's Day laundry (have to start the year with everything clean) I had a thought.

Unlimited is the supply of snot and dryer lint... why can't someone come up with a way to make alternative feul of them?

Now that is lack of decorum I'd say.  Sorry.

[Rerun]

I had a thought..... but I forgot!

[jbeany]

I can now drink all the water I want - just as soon as I can get my water pipes thawed. . .  @#$%@$#% Michigan winters!

[Chris]

If a duck passes gas mid-flight, does it fly faster?

[Ken Shelmerdine]

If sh't acquired  value, would the poor be born without butts???

[jbeany]

If sh't acquired  value, would the poor be born without butts???

No, the government would take them away!

[thegrammalady]

an elephant is a mouse built to government specifications

and

Meddle Not In The Affairs Of Dragons
For You Are Crunchy And Taste Good With Ketchup


(sorry i just couldn't resist)

[jbeany]

MLK received the Nobel Peace prize at the age of 35. 

I'm already past that, and feeling a bit behind today!

[Chris]

I have one but not sure if to post. I'll let Wenchie post it.