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will of the healthy makes up the fate of the sick.
« Reply #75 on: December 01, 2011, 10:09:21 PM »
being held hostage...
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Born with autosomal recessive polycystic kidney disease
1995 - AV Fistula placed
Dec 7, 1999 cadaver transplant saved me from childhood dialysis!
10 transplant years = spleenectomy, gall bladder removed, liver biopsy, bone marrow aspiration.
July 27, 2010 Started dialysis for the first time ever.
June 21, 2011 2nd kidney nonrelated living donor
September 2013 Liver Cancer tumor.
October 2013 Ablation of liver tumor.
Now scans every 3 months to watch for new tumors.
Now Status 7 on the wait list for a liver.
How about another decade of solid health?
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« Reply #76 on: December 02, 2011, 06:57:14 AM »
Quote from: rsudock on December 01, 2011, 10:09:21 PM
being held hostage...

We aren't?
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will of the healthy makes up the fate of the sick.
« Reply #77 on: December 02, 2011, 12:03:03 PM »
Quote from: Joe on December 02, 2011, 06:57:14 AM
Quote from: rsudock on December 01, 2011, 10:09:21 PM
being held hostage...

We aren't?


yeah I was thinking that later after I typed it....how about....oh never mind it probably is to morbid to say!
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Born with autosomal recessive polycystic kidney disease
1995 - AV Fistula placed
Dec 7, 1999 cadaver transplant saved me from childhood dialysis!
10 transplant years = spleenectomy, gall bladder removed, liver biopsy, bone marrow aspiration.
July 27, 2010 Started dialysis for the first time ever.
June 21, 2011 2nd kidney nonrelated living donor
September 2013 Liver Cancer tumor.
October 2013 Ablation of liver tumor.
Now scans every 3 months to watch for new tumors.
Now Status 7 on the wait list for a liver.
How about another decade of solid health?
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« Reply #78 on: December 03, 2011, 10:49:27 AM »
Spending the Holidays with an in-law that hates you!
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HE created marriage and children.
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« Reply #79 on: November 28, 2012, 11:39:37 PM »
Living with dialysis isn't as bad as living in North Korea.
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« Reply #80 on: November 29, 2012, 07:19:26 PM »
getting a car wash and forgetting you did not put the windows up!
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Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

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« Reply #81 on: November 30, 2012, 11:38:32 AM »
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« Reply #82 on: November 30, 2012, 01:57:13 PM »
 Dialysis is not as bad as  being spit on by a alpaca!!

Trust me on this one...IT'S NASTY!!!!!  :rofl;
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1981-1995: Perfectly fine
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« Reply #83 on: December 10, 2012, 12:27:24 PM »
having Chuck Norris chase you throughout the night in the New York Zoo while he lets all the poisonous animals out of their cages and commends them to attack yo' ass.
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August 16th, 1996 - Born in Sacramento, CA; Born with Posterior Urethral Valves
September 2008 - Large Reconstruction, bladder augmented, stoma placed and ureters fixed
September 2010 - Needed emergency hip surgery for Slipped Capital Femoral Epithysis
September 2010 - Started Dialysis without refusal (Big mistake)
Summer/Fall 2011 - "Inactivated" on the Inactive Transplant List
October 2012 - Activated on the transplant list
November 30th, 2012 - Surgeons threatening to not to a transplant based on weight
April 25th, 2013 - Lost 25 pounds (97kg), however developed highly resistant bladder bacteria, Inactivated from list until eradicated
May 15th, 2013 - Finally cleared of the bacteria, reactivating on list imminent.
May 24th, 2013 - Reactivated on the list!
June 8th, 2013 - Transplant!
June 19th, 2013 - Dialysis Catheter officially removed and returned home from the hospital!
June 21st, 2016 - Sleeve Gastrectomy
March 11th, 2019 - Revision to Gastric Bypass
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« Reply #84 on: December 10, 2012, 09:21:01 PM »
getting squirted in the face with your own blood..... wait, that is dialysis related....

and it was frickin hilarious....


Nevermind.. *LOL*
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« Reply #85 on: December 17, 2012, 03:07:51 PM »
Quote from: Riki on December 10, 2012, 09:21:01 PM
getting squirted in the face with your own blood..... wait, that is dialysis related....

and it was frickin hilarious....


Nevermind.. *LOL*

I was reading The Twilight books when I had a blood related accident.  It got all over the book and me! All I could do was laugh because I thought "What an appropriate book to be reading when this happened!" The problem was I was laughing to hard to tell my husband what was so funny!   :rofl;
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« Reply #86 on: December 17, 2012, 11:59:34 PM »
It could always be worse....
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