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« Reply #25 on: February 13, 2009, 03:23:51 PM »
Cuervo 1800 double shot...neat


errrr or I hear thats how you order it!  :shy;
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« Reply #26 on: February 13, 2009, 04:07:45 PM »
Quote from: kitkatz on February 13, 2009, 03:16:00 PM

A glass of nice Chardonnay please.


There you go.
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« Reply #27 on: February 13, 2009, 04:19:49 PM »
A lovely glass of champagne please!   Never mind the glass, I will just take the bottle.  It has been a long week.
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« Reply #28 on: February 13, 2009, 05:13:26 PM »
You and me both girl.  I will just take the bottle of wine and sit in a corner.
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« Reply #29 on: February 13, 2009, 05:28:16 PM »
I want a Polar Bear.  A really big one!
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« Reply #30 on: February 13, 2009, 05:36:49 PM »
A Grateful Dead please...... ;D
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« Reply #31 on: February 13, 2009, 08:40:37 PM »
Jagge Bomb anyone?  :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
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« Reply #32 on: February 13, 2009, 08:47:31 PM »
will pass on that offer
But I do need hair of the dog
OHHHHHHHHHHHHH the hangover
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« Reply #33 on: February 13, 2009, 09:03:48 PM »
A Short Island Ice Tea Please!!

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« Reply #34 on: February 13, 2009, 09:15:31 PM »
Okey dokey.....I will have a Margarita and hold the salt please.

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« Reply #35 on: February 14, 2009, 12:18:32 AM »
Quote from: Sluff on February 13, 2009, 06:30:47 AM


I am buying a shot of creme de cocoa for Okarol.



Oh boy, now you're talking.
Here's to you Sluff!  :beer1;
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« Reply #36 on: February 14, 2009, 08:15:28 AM »
I do not know much about drinking anything other than cheap wine---- college days

so give me two of whatever Kitkatz is having  --- unless it is chocolate --- make mine strawberry

Oh, God - who is that on the pole
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« Reply #37 on: February 14, 2009, 08:39:56 AM »
I'll have a tall Harvey Wallbanger please.  :beer1;
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« Reply #38 on: February 14, 2009, 08:55:36 AM »
$500  to Sluff  (Virtual Tip)

                       :rofl;
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« Reply #39 on: February 14, 2009, 09:05:47 AM »


Holding up dollar bills for Sluff....

that IS him on the pole, right?   :rofl;
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« Reply #40 on: February 14, 2009, 11:01:20 AM »
I wouldn't want this to say Daddy so that's not me on the pole however I could dance right over to your lap now Rerun and wench.  :rofl;
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« Reply #41 on: February 14, 2009, 11:02:51 AM »
I do NOT know what to say to that!
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #42 on: February 14, 2009, 02:45:21 PM »
So it's Sunday here in the top end of oz
Sunday tradition in our pubs is .......
porn and prawn
So what time does our virtual bar open for the sunday session?
My mates usually go to a pub near Fannie Bay but I'm sure that we could change our venue
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« Reply #43 on: February 14, 2009, 03:57:36 PM »
This virtual bar is open 24/7.    I am not sure about the prawns and porn, though!   You may want to check out the "Don't look at this thread" for naked peoples.



Meanwhile I am drinking my fancy champagne and sitting on the couch watching NASCAR!
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #44 on: February 14, 2009, 04:00:59 PM »
I'm not interested in naked people
There's nothing better than VB stubby and free prawns
All you can eat

Would you like a couple of prawns mate with ya champers
 :beer1;
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« Reply #45 on: February 14, 2009, 09:59:45 PM »
Hmm - I rather watch the naked people than the NASCAR.  Although, when you think about it, both are kind of repetitive to watch. . .
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« Reply #46 on: February 14, 2009, 10:01:39 PM »
Well it isn't me  :cheer:
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Diabetes -  age 7

Neuropathy in legs age 10

Eye impairments and blindness in one eye began in 95, major one during visit to the Indy 500 race of that year
   -glaucoma and surgery for that
     -cataract surgery twice on same eye (2000 - 2002). another one growing in good eye
     - vitrectomy in good eye post tx November 2003, totally blind for 4 months due to complications with meds and infection

Diagnosed with ESRD June 29, 1999
1st Dialysis - July 4, 1999
Last Dialysis - December 2, 2000

Kidney and Pancreas Transplant - December 3, 2000

Cataract Surgery on good eye - June 24, 2009
Knee Surgery 2010
2011/2012 in process of getting a guide dog
Guide Dog Training begins July 2, 2012 in NY
Guide Dog by end of July 2012
Next eye surgery late 2012 or 2013 if I feel like it
Home with Guide dog - July 27, 2012
Knee Surgery #2 - Oct 15, 2012
Eye Surgery - Nov 2012
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« Reply #47 on: February 14, 2009, 10:34:15 PM »
Hey Sluff.  I will have Ginger Ale with a splash of red wine.  Evidently a cure for nausea.  I'm game if you are!!! xx
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« Reply #48 on: February 15, 2009, 12:28:41 AM »
Quote from: Lucinda on February 14, 2009, 10:34:15 PM
Hey Sluff.  I will have Ginger Ale with a splash of red wine.  Evidently a cure for nausea.  I'm game if you are!!! xx

Here have two of them.
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« Reply #49 on: February 15, 2009, 06:20:27 AM »
I am also a cheap drunk. I'll have Merlot. I'll just lick the bar where Kit Katz spilled hers.
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