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« on: February 13, 2009, 06:30:47 AM »
All drinks served at the bar are renal friendly. They look like the real thing, taste like the real thing, but do not add fluid.


RULES:

The bar is open anytime day and night.
You can use virtual money to buy virtual drinks.
Only two drinks per post allowed.


The first round is on the house, I am giving Zach a Long Island Ice Tea, because he has handed out drinks for a long time in the Chat room.

I am buying a shot of creme de cocoa for Okarol.
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« Reply #1 on: February 13, 2009, 07:03:28 AM »
Well since there are many chat regulars, I'll start buying for the late night crew.
First drink goes to Wenchie followed by Joe Paul.
Except we never did pin down what drink is Wenchies favorite, just what she has tried.  :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
 :beer1;

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Diabetes -  age 7

Neuropathy in legs age 10

Eye impairments and blindness in one eye began in 95, major one during visit to the Indy 500 race of that year
   -glaucoma and surgery for that
     -cataract surgery twice on same eye (2000 - 2002). another one growing in good eye
     - vitrectomy in good eye post tx November 2003, totally blind for 4 months due to complications with meds and infection

Diagnosed with ESRD June 29, 1999
1st Dialysis - July 4, 1999
Last Dialysis - December 2, 2000

Kidney and Pancreas Transplant - December 3, 2000

Cataract Surgery on good eye - June 24, 2009
Knee Surgery 2010
2011/2012 in process of getting a guide dog
Guide Dog Training begins July 2, 2012 in NY
Guide Dog by end of July 2012
Next eye surgery late 2012 or 2013 if I feel like it
Home with Guide dog - July 27, 2012
Knee Surgery #2 - Oct 15, 2012
Eye Surgery - Nov 2012
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« Reply #2 on: February 13, 2009, 07:15:46 AM »
I'm not often in chat and I'm a VERY cheap drunk but may I please have an extra VSOP Cognac.  Has to be excellent quality or I can't be bothered but if it's the good stuff I'll do a double.  Shank yu wery much.  Oops, sorry bout the slurring.   :rofl;
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Self-cannulated, 15 gauge blunts, buttonholes.
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Second trx doing great so far...all lab values in normal ranges
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« Reply #3 on: February 13, 2009, 07:28:19 AM »
Hey Tarbender please line up whatever sluff likes.
And also give monrein another Cognac. :waving;
Ill be over here in the corner with Mr. Phelps.  cough choke cough.
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« Reply #4 on: February 13, 2009, 07:36:23 AM »
 :rofl;   I'll pass by the corner in a minute.
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Pyelonephritis (began at 8 mos old)
Home haemo 1980-1985 (self-cannulated with 15 gauge sharps)
Cadaveric transplant 1985
New upper-arm fistula April 2008
Uldall-Cook catheter inserted May 2008
Haemo-dialysis, self care unit June 2008
(2 1/2 hours X 5 weekly)
Self-cannulated, 15 gauge blunts, buttonholes.
Living donor transplant (sister-in law Kathy) Feb. 2009
First failed kidney transplant removed Apr.  2009
Second trx doing great so far...all lab values in normal ranges
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« Reply #5 on: February 13, 2009, 07:37:45 AM »
Remember P&K, you didn't inhale  :rofl; :rofl;
Another of the late night crew lately, TynyWonder and Tinah. What ever  they want Mr. Ackmono is paying for them  :rofl; "Thank You Mr. Ackmono" Joe Piscipo and Danny Divito in Wise Guys
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Diabetes -  age 7

Neuropathy in legs age 10

Eye impairments and blindness in one eye began in 95, major one during visit to the Indy 500 race of that year
   -glaucoma and surgery for that
     -cataract surgery twice on same eye (2000 - 2002). another one growing in good eye
     - vitrectomy in good eye post tx November 2003, totally blind for 4 months due to complications with meds and infection

Diagnosed with ESRD June 29, 1999
1st Dialysis - July 4, 1999
Last Dialysis - December 2, 2000

Kidney and Pancreas Transplant - December 3, 2000

Cataract Surgery on good eye - June 24, 2009
Knee Surgery 2010
2011/2012 in process of getting a guide dog
Guide Dog Training begins July 2, 2012 in NY
Guide Dog by end of July 2012
Next eye surgery late 2012 or 2013 if I feel like it
Home with Guide dog - July 27, 2012
Knee Surgery #2 - Oct 15, 2012
Eye Surgery - Nov 2012
Lifes Adventures -  Priceless

No two day's are the same, are they?
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« Reply #6 on: February 13, 2009, 08:10:23 AM »
 :rofl; you guys are surely making my Friday and I am a Cosmo  / Appletini Girl !!! So Please Sir I will take a double
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« Reply #7 on: February 13, 2009, 08:18:34 AM »
Thanks Sluff!
 :sluff;
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No transplant.  Not yet, anyway.  Only decided to be listed on 11/9/06. Inactive at the moment.  ;)
I make films.

Just the facts: 70.0 kgs. (about 154 lbs.)
Treatment: Tue-Thur-Sat   5.5 hours, 2x/wk, 6 hours, 1x/wk
Dialysate flow (Qd)=600;  Blood pump speed(Qb)=315
Fresenius Optiflux-180 filter--without reuse
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« Reply #8 on: February 13, 2009, 08:28:23 AM »
Can't forget RichardMel and CircleInTheDrain.
Think were gonna need beernuts though  :rofl;
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Diabetes -  age 7

Neuropathy in legs age 10

Eye impairments and blindness in one eye began in 95, major one during visit to the Indy 500 race of that year
   -glaucoma and surgery for that
     -cataract surgery twice on same eye (2000 - 2002). another one growing in good eye
     - vitrectomy in good eye post tx November 2003, totally blind for 4 months due to complications with meds and infection

Diagnosed with ESRD June 29, 1999
1st Dialysis - July 4, 1999
Last Dialysis - December 2, 2000

Kidney and Pancreas Transplant - December 3, 2000

Cataract Surgery on good eye - June 24, 2009
Knee Surgery 2010
2011/2012 in process of getting a guide dog
Guide Dog Training begins July 2, 2012 in NY
Guide Dog by end of July 2012
Next eye surgery late 2012 or 2013 if I feel like it
Home with Guide dog - July 27, 2012
Knee Surgery #2 - Oct 15, 2012
Eye Surgery - Nov 2012
Lifes Adventures -  Priceless

No two day's are the same, are they?
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« Reply #9 on: February 13, 2009, 08:32:57 AM »
 :rofl; Chris who told you i dont inhale  :oops;

And any of those deviled eggs around.  Havnt had one of those in years.
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Operation for PD placement 7-14-09
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« Reply #10 on: February 13, 2009, 08:36:58 AM »
Quote from: paul.karen on February 13, 2009, 08:32:57 AM
:rofl; Chris who told you i dont inhale  :oops;

And any of those deviled eggs around.  Havnt had one of those in years.

Some guy named Bill, you might know him  :rofl; :rofl;

Who ever comes in next get's a free drink on Mr. Ackmono.
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Diabetes -  age 7

Neuropathy in legs age 10

Eye impairments and blindness in one eye began in 95, major one during visit to the Indy 500 race of that year
   -glaucoma and surgery for that
     -cataract surgery twice on same eye (2000 - 2002). another one growing in good eye
     - vitrectomy in good eye post tx November 2003, totally blind for 4 months due to complications with meds and infection

Diagnosed with ESRD June 29, 1999
1st Dialysis - July 4, 1999
Last Dialysis - December 2, 2000

Kidney and Pancreas Transplant - December 3, 2000

Cataract Surgery on good eye - June 24, 2009
Knee Surgery 2010
2011/2012 in process of getting a guide dog
Guide Dog Training begins July 2, 2012 in NY
Guide Dog by end of July 2012
Next eye surgery late 2012 or 2013 if I feel like it
Home with Guide dog - July 27, 2012
Knee Surgery #2 - Oct 15, 2012
Eye Surgery - Nov 2012
Lifes Adventures -  Priceless

No two day's are the same, are they?
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« Reply #11 on: February 13, 2009, 11:07:40 AM »
me, and i'll take a daiquiri and don't as what flavor, i'm not talking frozen!
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« Reply #12 on: February 13, 2009, 11:55:25 AM »
Thank you I'll have a screwdriver.
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« Reply #13 on: February 13, 2009, 12:15:53 PM »
Did something break Sluff?  Need a Phillips or flathead..

Ill take a Stella Artois and a shot of Yukon please.  or a snakebite will do.
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« Reply #14 on: February 13, 2009, 12:31:49 PM »
Oh it is after noon... I could use a Tall Dark and Handome right about now!!!
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« Reply #15 on: February 13, 2009, 12:32:45 PM »
Oh it is after noon... I could use a Tall Dark and Handsome right about now!!!  (Sorry about the previous spelling - must be anticipating the drink!!)
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« Reply #16 on: February 13, 2009, 12:40:16 PM »
OK, You Guys!!

Bartender, drinks all around, please -
and make mine Sambuca straight up -  :clap; :rofl; :rofl; :clap;

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« Reply #17 on: February 13, 2009, 12:41:38 PM »
Like monrein I am a cheap drunk too!!!  A beer for me please!!  I do love a nice cold beer!!!  Hubby will have a beer too please!!
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« Reply #18 on: February 13, 2009, 12:42:31 PM »
hey now.

I want a short perky and gorgeous.
If none available ill take the Sambuca  OH YEAHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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« Reply #19 on: February 13, 2009, 12:52:10 PM »
Quote from: del on February 13, 2009, 12:41:38 PM
Like monrein I am a cheap drunk too!!!  A beer for me please!!  I do love a nice cold beer!!!  Hubby will have a beer too please!!

There you go!
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
No transplant.  Not yet, anyway.  Only decided to be listed on 11/9/06. Inactive at the moment.  ;)
I make films.

Just the facts: 70.0 kgs. (about 154 lbs.)
Treatment: Tue-Thur-Sat   5.5 hours, 2x/wk, 6 hours, 1x/wk
Dialysate flow (Qd)=600;  Blood pump speed(Qb)=315
Fresenius Optiflux-180 filter--without reuse
Fresenius 2008T dialysis machine
My KDOQI Nutrition (+/ -):  2,450 Calories, 84 grams Protein/day.

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« Reply #20 on: February 13, 2009, 01:28:12 PM »
I think I have  had my limit but.. Does having a rough day at work get you a couple more? I swear ocifercer I am not tipsy yet...
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« Reply #21 on: February 13, 2009, 01:53:10 PM »
I'll get you two of whatever you want as long as you don't drive.
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« Reply #22 on: February 13, 2009, 02:10:56 PM »
 :yahoo;
I would love a schooner of VB please
And I am more than happy to shout the next round
Cheers
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« Reply #23 on: February 13, 2009, 03:16:00 PM »
A glass of nice Chardonnay please.
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« Reply #24 on: February 13, 2009, 03:18:55 PM »
a martini, of course... Sapphire bombay, very dry, with an olive
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