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WishIKnew
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« Reply #750 on: March 10, 2013, 01:24:40 PM »

granted, you have tons of cash laying around but get arrested for counterfeiting and end up in jail!

I wish I had something to look forward to.
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« Reply #751 on: March 13, 2013, 07:38:26 PM »

you do have something to look forward to, but it ends up being a gigantic let down.

I wish work wasn't so busy...
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Caregiver to Husband with ESRD.

1995 - Diagnosed with vesicoureteral reflux and had surgery to repair at age 11. Post surgery left side still had Stage I VUR, right side was okay. Both sides were underdeveloped.
2005 - Discovered renal function was declining, causing HBP. Regular monitoring began.

March 2008 - Started transplant evaluation for preemptive transplant due to declining function.

September 16, 2008 - Transplanted with my kidney.
September 18, 2008 - Kidney was removed due to thrombosis in the vessels in and leading to the kidney.

October 2008 - Listed in Region I

May 2009 - Started in Center Hemo
January 2010 - Started CCPD on Liberty Cycler

June 15, 2012 - Kidney transplant from a 43 year old deceased donor
June 22, 2012 - Major acute rejection episode and hospitalization began
June 27, 2012 - Nephrectomy to remove kidney after complete HLA antibody rejection. Possibly not eligible for another transplant, ever again.

Now what?
WishIKnew
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« Reply #752 on: March 14, 2013, 08:50:03 AM »

granted!  Everything stops.  Completely stops.  You have no where to go, no one to take care of, no job to report to.  But you're completely without purpose and people in your life.


I wish I could run a 5K!
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« Reply #753 on: March 14, 2013, 07:38:12 PM »

granted, but it turns out the only 5k that is being run in the next 10 years is through the Sahara...

I wish I had more friends locally...
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Caregiver to Husband with ESRD.

1995 - Diagnosed with vesicoureteral reflux and had surgery to repair at age 11. Post surgery left side still had Stage I VUR, right side was okay. Both sides were underdeveloped.
2005 - Discovered renal function was declining, causing HBP. Regular monitoring began.

March 2008 - Started transplant evaluation for preemptive transplant due to declining function.

September 16, 2008 - Transplanted with my kidney.
September 18, 2008 - Kidney was removed due to thrombosis in the vessels in and leading to the kidney.

October 2008 - Listed in Region I

May 2009 - Started in Center Hemo
January 2010 - Started CCPD on Liberty Cycler

June 15, 2012 - Kidney transplant from a 43 year old deceased donor
June 22, 2012 - Major acute rejection episode and hospitalization began
June 27, 2012 - Nephrectomy to remove kidney after complete HLA antibody rejection. Possibly not eligible for another transplant, ever again.

Now what?
CebuShan
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« Reply #754 on: March 15, 2013, 04:59:20 PM »

Granted but they all work evenings while you work days. They love coming to your house after they get off work and waking you up!

I wish I had 2 bathrooms in my house.
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« Reply #755 on: March 15, 2013, 06:10:31 PM »

Granted!   But the plumbing was installed incorrectly and anything flushed in bathroom number one shows up in bathroom number two.  eewww


I wish this cold I have would be gone!
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« Reply #756 on: March 15, 2013, 08:32:03 PM »

granted, your cold is now gone because you've developed the flu and discovered you have ringworm, athlete's foot and the world's most painful hangnail :(

I wish our weather would warm back up a little bit...
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Caregiver to Husband with ESRD.

1995 - Diagnosed with vesicoureteral reflux and had surgery to repair at age 11. Post surgery left side still had Stage I VUR, right side was okay. Both sides were underdeveloped.
2005 - Discovered renal function was declining, causing HBP. Regular monitoring began.

March 2008 - Started transplant evaluation for preemptive transplant due to declining function.

September 16, 2008 - Transplanted with my kidney.
September 18, 2008 - Kidney was removed due to thrombosis in the vessels in and leading to the kidney.

October 2008 - Listed in Region I

May 2009 - Started in Center Hemo
January 2010 - Started CCPD on Liberty Cycler

June 15, 2012 - Kidney transplant from a 43 year old deceased donor
June 22, 2012 - Major acute rejection episode and hospitalization began
June 27, 2012 - Nephrectomy to remove kidney after complete HLA antibody rejection. Possibly not eligible for another transplant, ever again.

Now what?
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« Reply #757 on: March 17, 2013, 10:43:03 PM »

Granted, but only because work made you move to the middle of the Sahara desert.
I wish my computer ran quicker.
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Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #758 on: March 18, 2013, 06:45:25 AM »

Granted ... Your computer is the fastest in the world its name is skynet and it is going to destroy humanity....(hope u got the terminator reference lol)

I wish people understood me
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20 years navigating ESRD
Had a transplant but it rejected

To all of my kidney brothers and sisters who have left too soon -
Where you used to be, there is a hole in the world, which I find myself constantly walking around in the daytime, and falling in at night.  I miss you like hell.  ~Edna St Vincent Millay
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« Reply #759 on: March 18, 2013, 06:57:35 PM »

granted, but now you can't understand other people!

I wish we were not going to get snow tomorrow....
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Caregiver to Husband with ESRD.

1995 - Diagnosed with vesicoureteral reflux and had surgery to repair at age 11. Post surgery left side still had Stage I VUR, right side was okay. Both sides were underdeveloped.
2005 - Discovered renal function was declining, causing HBP. Regular monitoring began.

March 2008 - Started transplant evaluation for preemptive transplant due to declining function.

September 16, 2008 - Transplanted with my kidney.
September 18, 2008 - Kidney was removed due to thrombosis in the vessels in and leading to the kidney.

October 2008 - Listed in Region I

May 2009 - Started in Center Hemo
January 2010 - Started CCPD on Liberty Cycler

June 15, 2012 - Kidney transplant from a 43 year old deceased donor
June 22, 2012 - Major acute rejection episode and hospitalization began
June 27, 2012 - Nephrectomy to remove kidney after complete HLA antibody rejection. Possibly not eligible for another transplant, ever again.

Now what?
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« Reply #760 on: March 22, 2013, 10:21:58 AM »

Granted but the worst blizzard is coming the day after tomorrow!

I wish I had more time to sit & read.
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Think GOD doesn't have a sense of humor?
HE created marriage and children.
Think about it! LOL!
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« Reply #761 on: March 25, 2013, 06:31:02 PM »

Granted, but all the books you have to read are written in Swedish!

I wish I had a 3 day work week and a 4 day weekend every week...
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Caregiver to Husband with ESRD.

1995 - Diagnosed with vesicoureteral reflux and had surgery to repair at age 11. Post surgery left side still had Stage I VUR, right side was okay. Both sides were underdeveloped.
2005 - Discovered renal function was declining, causing HBP. Regular monitoring began.

March 2008 - Started transplant evaluation for preemptive transplant due to declining function.

September 16, 2008 - Transplanted with my kidney.
September 18, 2008 - Kidney was removed due to thrombosis in the vessels in and leading to the kidney.

October 2008 - Listed in Region I

May 2009 - Started in Center Hemo
January 2010 - Started CCPD on Liberty Cycler

June 15, 2012 - Kidney transplant from a 43 year old deceased donor
June 22, 2012 - Major acute rejection episode and hospitalization began
June 27, 2012 - Nephrectomy to remove kidney after complete HLA antibody rejection. Possibly not eligible for another transplant, ever again.

Now what?
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« Reply #762 on: May 06, 2013, 03:46:18 PM »

Wish granted. Except that you are a GFA (general field assistant) in the Antarctic and your primary job consists of shoveling snow.

I wish I could eat all the chocolate I wanted without getting sick.
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« Reply #763 on: May 14, 2013, 03:58:37 PM »

Granted! But you end up exhausting the world's supply of Chocolate causing mass devastation.

I wish I could loose this weight. :/
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August 16th, 1996 - Born in Sacramento, CA; Born with Posterior Urethral Valves
September 2008 - Large Reconstruction, bladder augmented, stoma placed and ureters fixed
September 2010 - Needed emergency hip surgery for Slipped Capital Femoral Epithysis
September 2010 - Started Dialysis without refusal (Big mistake)
Summer/Fall 2011 - "Inactivated" on the Inactive Transplant List
October 2012 - Activated on the transplant list
November 30th, 2012 - Surgeons threatening to not to a transplant based on weight
April 25th, 2013 - Lost 25 pounds (97kg), however developed highly resistant bladder bacteria, Inactivated from list until eradicated
May 15th, 2013 - Finally cleared of the bacteria, reactivating on list imminent.
May 24th, 2013 - Reactivated on the list!
June 8th, 2013 - Transplant!
June 19th, 2013 - Dialysis Catheter officially removed and returned home from the hospital!
June 21st, 2016 - Sleeve Gastrectomy
March 11th, 2019 - Revision to Gastric Bypass
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« Reply #764 on: May 15, 2013, 04:54:31 PM »

Granted, but when you lose the weight your clothes fall off of you and you are arrested for indecent exposure.

I wish my Lyme disease was completely healed.
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Partner for NxStage HD August 2008 - February 2011.
Carl transplanted with cadaveric kidney, February 3, 2011. :)
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« Reply #765 on: May 16, 2013, 03:16:15 PM »

Your Lyme disease is completely cleared up.....except now you caught Rocky Mountain spotted fever.....

I wish I was twenty pounds lighter.....
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« Reply #766 on: May 17, 2013, 04:57:35 PM »

Granted!  but the genie is hard of hearing and gave you a 20 pound lighter.  It's too heavy to carry and you don't even smoke!

I wish I could beat level 38 of Candy Crush!
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« Reply #767 on: May 20, 2013, 01:40:36 PM »

Granted but now the you can never beat level 40!
I wish I didn't have to take so many pills...
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HE created marriage and children.
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« Reply #768 on: May 20, 2013, 03:20:39 PM »

Granted but now the you can never beat level 40!
I wish I didn't have to take so many pills...

Granted, but now you have to take those medicines in liquid form!

I wish Fix my iPad screen (THAT MY FRIEND JUST BROKE BY SWINGING HIS DAMN KEYS IN CLASS).
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August 16th, 1996 - Born in Sacramento, CA; Born with Posterior Urethral Valves
September 2008 - Large Reconstruction, bladder augmented, stoma placed and ureters fixed
September 2010 - Needed emergency hip surgery for Slipped Capital Femoral Epithysis
September 2010 - Started Dialysis without refusal (Big mistake)
Summer/Fall 2011 - "Inactivated" on the Inactive Transplant List
October 2012 - Activated on the transplant list
November 30th, 2012 - Surgeons threatening to not to a transplant based on weight
April 25th, 2013 - Lost 25 pounds (97kg), however developed highly resistant bladder bacteria, Inactivated from list until eradicated
May 15th, 2013 - Finally cleared of the bacteria, reactivating on list imminent.
May 24th, 2013 - Reactivated on the list!
June 8th, 2013 - Transplant!
June 19th, 2013 - Dialysis Catheter officially removed and returned home from the hospital!
June 21st, 2016 - Sleeve Gastrectomy
March 11th, 2019 - Revision to Gastric Bypass
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« Reply #769 on: May 21, 2013, 08:23:41 AM »

Granted! Your screen is now fixed but your iPad doesn't work any more!

I wish my dog wasn't so afraid of storms...
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Think GOD doesn't have a sense of humor?
HE created marriage and children.
Think about it! LOL!
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