Way back in 1990 when I was a transplant patient, I had to go to the local hospital every two weeks to get my labs done and see the transplant surgeon. As I walked into the hospital and down the hallways, I noticed that everyone was smiling at me. Everyone smiled in the transplant clinic too. So there I was, walking out to my car after my appointment, congratulating myself on how good I must look for everyone to be smiling at me.... then I looked in my car's rearview mirror and saw that I had a BRIGHT GREEN STAR STICKER on my forehead! I had a bunch of those star stickers on the inside roof of my car and one of them had fallen onto my head while I was driving! THAT'S why everyone was smiling at me! They thought I was a fruitcake!
So cheer up, Robert.... you've got a long way to go before you catch up with me in Dipstick Land!