Duh!!!!!!!!

[Robert]

What a dipstick I really am 

I've been logging on and thinking there's not much going on here, I've just realised threads that are red have no new posts not the other way round

Now I've got loads of reading to do.

[Epoman]

What a dipstick I really am 

I've been logging on and thinking there's not much going on here, I've just realised threads that are red have no new posts not the other way round

Now I've got loads of reading to do.

  and hopefully you have loads of replies. 

[LifeOnHold]

Way back in 1990 when I was a transplant patient, I had to go to the local hospital every two weeks to get my labs done and see the transplant surgeon.  As I walked into the hospital and down the hallways, I noticed that everyone was smiling at me.  Everyone smiled in the transplant clinic too.  So there I was, walking out to my car after my appointment, congratulating myself on how good I must look for everyone to be smiling at me.... then I looked in my car's rearview mirror and saw that I had a BRIGHT GREEN STAR STICKER on my forehead!  I had a bunch of those star stickers on the inside roof of my car and one of them had fallen onto my head while I was driving!  THAT'S why everyone was smiling at me!  They thought I was a fruitcake!

So cheer up, Robert.... you've got a long way to go before you catch up with me in Dipstick Land!     

[Robert]

  that cheered me up no end