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Lots of movies have memorable dialog. Not sure which is my favorite, but I will start here with one of the ones I love!
Even if I wanted to go my schedule wouldn’t allow it. 4:00, wallow in self pity; 4:30, stare into the abyss; 5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one. 5:30, jazzercize. 6:30, dinner with me... I can’t cancel that again! 7:00, wrestle with my self-loathing; I’m booked! Of course, if I bump the loathing to 9 I could still be done in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness. But what would I wear?! –Jim Carrey, in How the Grinch Stole Christmas
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Tombstone:
"You tell them hell is coming. You tell them I'm coming." Wyatt Earp tells one of the Cowboys.
Independence Day:
" I have got to get me one of these!" As he flies the space craft into orbit!
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"I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I've kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum - the most powerful hand gun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question--Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk!"
Clint Eastwood
Dirty Harry
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"insanity runs in my family, if fact it fairly gallops"
arsenic and old lace
EDITED: Fixed bold prompt - Sluff, Moderator
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"I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I've kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum - the most powerful hand gun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question--Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk!"
Clint Eastwood
Dirty Harry
That's a good one, Sluff...classic!
Here's one of mine:
"Momma, I would rather have 30 minutes of wonderful than a whole life of nothin' special."
Julia Roberts, Steel Magnolias
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"I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I've kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum - the most powerful hand gun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question--Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk!"
Clint Eastwood
Dirty Harry
word for word my favorite quote!! I love him.
How about Paul Newman in Cool Hand Luke,
"What we've got here is a failure to communicate." — spoken by "Luke", at the end of the movie
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" Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
The Princess Bride.
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"Hubble, Hubble Gardner....."
Anyone know what movie that was from??
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Glitter, love the quote, but I think it is spoken by the Strother Martin character.
the evil sunglass wearing guard, during the movie.
How about Paul Newman in Cool Hand Luke,
"What we've got here is a failure to communicate." — spoken by "Luke", at the end of the movie
How about two others:
"Say hello to my little friend" Scarface.
And an old one I always love:
Badges, what badges, I ain't got to show you no stinkin badges." Alphonse Bedoya in
The Treasure of Sierra Madre
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If there's one thing this last week has taught me, it's better to have a gun and not need it than to need a gun and not have it.
-Clarence Worley-True Romance
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With help from www.imdb.com so they were accurate:
The Godfather
Clemenza (to his associate, who has killed Paulie in the car)
Clemenza: Leave the gun. Take the cannolis.
Don Corleone: Never let anyone outside the family know what you're thinking.
The Godfather 2
Michael Corleone: I know it was you Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart!
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Michael Corleone: There are many things my father taught me here in this room. He taught me: keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
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Vito Corleone: I make him an offer he don't refuse.
Michael Corleone: If anything in this life is certain, if history has taught us anything, it is that you can kill anyone.
Michael Corleone: Fredo, you're nothing to me now. You're not a brother, you're not a friend. I don't want to know you or what you do. I don't want to see you at the hotels, I don't want you near my house. When you see our mother, I want to know a day in advance, so I won't be there. You understand?
(I just love the Godfather movies!)
Sunset Boulevard
Joe Gillis: You're Norma Desmond. You used to be in silent pictures. You used to be big.
Norma Desmond: I *am* big. It's the *pictures* that got small.
All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.
American Beauty:
Lester Burnham: [narrating] I had always heard your entire life flashes in front of your eyes the second before you die. First of all, that one second isn't a second at all, it stretches on forever, like an ocean of time... For me, it was lying on my back at Boy Scout camp, watching falling stars... And yellow leaves, from the maple trees, that lined my street... Or my grandmother's hands, and the way her skin seemed like paper... And the first time I saw my cousin Tony's brand new Firebird... And Janie... And Janie... And... Carolyn. I guess I could be pretty pissed off about what happened to me... but it's hard to stay mad, when there's so much beauty in the world. Sometimes I feel like I'm seeing it all at once, and it's too much, my heart fills up like a balloon that's about to burst... And then I remember to relax, and stop trying to hold on to it, and then it flows through me like rain and I can't feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life... You have no idea what I'm talking about, I'm sure. But don't worry... you will someday.
Lester Burnham: When I was your age, I flipped burgers all summer just to be able to buy an eight-track.
Ricky Fitts: That sucks.
Lester Burnham: No, actually it was great. All I did was party and get laid. I had my whole life ahead of me.
Easy Rider:
George Hanson: You know, this used to be a helluva good country. I can't understand what's gone wrong with it.
Billy: Man, everybody got chicken, that's what happened. Hey, we can't even get into like, a second-rate hotel, I mean, a second-rate motel, you dig? They think we're gonna cut their throat or somethin'. They're scared, man.
George Hanson: They're not scared of you. They're scared of what you represent to 'em.
Billy: Hey, man. All we represent to them, man, is somebody who needs a haircut.
George Hanson: Oh, no. What you represent to them is freedom.
Billy: What the hell is wrong with freedom? That's what it's all about.
George Hanson: Oh, yeah, that's right. That's what's it's all about, all right. But talkin' about it and bein' it, that's two different things. I mean, it's real hard to be free when you are bought and sold in the marketplace. Of course, don't ever tell anybody that they're not free, 'cause then they're gonna get real busy killin' and maimin' to prove to you that they are. Oh, yeah, they're gonna talk to you, and talk to you, and talk to you about individual freedom. But they see a free individual, it's gonna scare 'em.
Billy: Well, it don't make 'em runnin' scared.
George Hanson: No, it makes 'em dangerous.
Month Python and the Holy Grail
King Arthur: [after Arthur's cut off both of the Black Knight's arms] Look, you stupid Bastard. You've got no arms left.
Black Knight: Yes I have.
King Arthur: *Look*!
Black Knight: It's just a flesh wound.
I probably have so many other quotes from movies I like but I can't think of them all right now.
Donna
EDITED: Fixed Link - Rerun, Moderator
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Glitter, love the quote, but I think it is spoken by the Strother Martin character.
the evil sunglass wearing guard, during the movie.
How about Paul Newman in Cool Hand Luke,
"What we've got here is a failure to communicate." — spoken by "Luke", at the end of the movie
The phrase "What we've got here is (a) failure to communicate" is a famous line from the 1967 film Cool Hand Luke.
There are actually two close variants of the line that are spoken at different points in the film. Nuances of accent, delivery, and intonation aside, they are as follows:
"What we've got here is...failure to communicate." — spoken by "The Captain", the imperious prison warden played by Strother Martin, near the epitasis of the storyline.
"What we've got here is a failure to communicate." — spoken by "Luke", the reprobate inmate played by Paul Newman near the catastrophe of the action
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Ohhh man, there is too many to choose from, BUT, the one that gets my pulse up is in Tombstone, when Doc Holiday says
I'm your Huckleberry................. oooooh, see what i mean (where is my hubby) ;) :P ::)
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Yes, I have a plethora of balloons.
Yes, Jefe, a Plethora.
Do you even know what a plethora is?
Steve Martin Movie= Three Amigos
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"I don't want to talk to you, no more, you empty-headed animal, food trough wiper.
I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."
French Soldier in Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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Igor: Dr. Frankenstein?
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Fronkensteen.
Igor: You're putting me on.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: No, it's pronounced: Fronkensteen.
Igor: Do you also say, Froaderick?
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: No, Frederick.
Igor: Well, why isn't it: Froaderick Fronkensteen?
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: It isn't. It's Frederick Fronensteen.
Igor: I see.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: You must be Igor.
Igor: No, it's pronounced: I-gore.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: But, they told me it was Igor.
Igor: Well, they were wrong then, weren't they?
--- Young Frankenstein
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Ohhh man, there is too many to choose from, BUT, the one that gets my pulse up is in Tombstone, when Doc Holiday says
I'm your Huckleberry................. oooooh, see what i mean (where is my hubby) ;) :P ::)
For you susie: I'm your Huckleberry (http://www.ihatedialysis.com/sounds/tmstn-huckle-1.wav) :beer1;
- Epoman
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Okay, now! That was cool!
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Travis Bickle: You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the f... do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? OK.
Robert De Niro as Travis Bickle in Taxi Driver
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From Snatch one of my favourite movies.
[Tyrone just backed into Franky Four Fingers' van]
Tyrone: I didn't see it there.
Vinny: It's a four ton truck, Tyrone. Its not as though its a bag of *ucking peanuts, is it?
Tyrone: It was at a funny angle.
[All three turn and look back at the truck]
Vinny: It's behind you Tyrone. Whenever you reverse, things come at you from behind.
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Joe Pesci in Goodfellas
Henry Hill: You're a pistol, you're really funny. You're really funny.
Tommy DeVito: What do you mean I'm funny?
Henry Hill: It's funny, you know. It's a good story, it's funny, you're a funny guy.
[laughs]
Tommy DeVito: what do you mean, you mean the way I talk? What?
Henry Hill: It's just, you know. You're just funny, it's... funny, the way you tell the story and everything.
Tommy DeVito: [it becomes quiet] Funny how? What's funny about it?
Anthony Stabile: Tommy no, You got it all wrong.
Tommy DeVito: Oh, oh, Anthony. He's a big boy, he knows what he said. What did ya say? Funny how?
Henry Hill: Jus...
Tommy DeVito: What?
Henry Hill: Just... ya know... you're funny.
Tommy DeVito: You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little f*cked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to f*ckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
Henry Hill: Just... you know, how you tell the story, what?
Tommy DeVito: No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the f*ck am I funny, what the f*ck is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!
Henry Hill: [long pause] Get the f*ck out of here, Tommy!
Tommy DeVito: [everyone laughs] Ya motherf*cker! I almost had him, I almost had him. Ya stuttering prick ya. Frankie, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Henry. You may fold under questioning.
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My kids use this one on me all the time:
Its a quote by the little boy in "Daddy Day Care"
"Your killing me, your really.... killing me" :angel; or should that be... >:D
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Forrest Gump Quotes
Forrest: My mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
Forrest: "From that day on, we was always together. Jenny and me was like peas and carrots."
Young Jenny: "Run, Forrest, run! Run, Forrest!"
Jenny: "Have you ever been with a girl, Forrest?"
Forrest: "I sit next to them in my home economics class all the time
Jenny: "I bet that never happened in home ec."
Forrest: "No."
many more on http://www.moviewavs.com/Movies/Forrest_Gump.html with sound file links I gave up there's so many good ones from that movie.
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Ohhh Tamara, thank you so much, i love Forrest, Forrest Gump, i've seen it so many times i can recite almost all of it without even watching it, lol, good choice my friend :2thumbsup;
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"Frankly, my darling, I don't give a damn!" Rhett Butler - Gone With the Wind
(I think I got it right.)
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My favorite quote from Forrest Gump was this one.
"I may not be a smart man, but I know what love is"
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My favorite quote from Forrest Gump was this one.
"I may not be a smart man, but I know what love is"
awww sweet one
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Detective John Kimble: I have a headache.
Lowell: It might be a tumor.
Detective John Kimble: It’s not a tumor!
- Arnold Schwarzenegger as Detective John Kimble, in “Kindergarten Cop”
There’s no crying in baseball!
- Tom Hanks in “A League of Their Own”
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You know how they say we only use 10% of our brain.
I say we only use 10% of our heart. - Wedding Crashers
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I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way. Jessica Rabbit in Roger Rabbit
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Christopher Walken and Dennis Harper in True Romance. In the trailer when Dennis is being questioned about his sons whereabouts. Christopher questions the honesty of Denisis answers about his son. Dennis then quotes history about how the Sicilians came to be (Walken plays a Sicilian). I can't quote it off of the top of my head but it is some of the best dialog ever!!! Something about the scene, I think it's great.
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Stella!
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Christopher Walken and Dennis Harper in True Romance. In the trailer when Dennis is being questioned about his sons whereabouts. Christopher questions the honesty of Denisis answers about his son. Dennis then quotes history about how the Sicilians came to be (Walken plays a Sicilian). I can't quote it off of the top of my head but it is some of the best dialog ever!!! Something about the scene, I think it's great.
Find it at wikiquote
http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/True_Romance#The_Sicilian_scene
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"Hubble, Hubble Gardner....."
Anyone know what movie that was from??
"The Way We Were" - Robert Redford and Barbara Streisand
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[Evelyn is cut off in a parking lot]
Evelyn Couch: Hey! I was waiting for that spot!
Girl #1: Face it, lady, we're younger and faster!
[Evelyn rear-ends the other car six times]
Girl #1: What are you doing?!
Girl #2: Are you crazy???!!
Evelyn Couch: Face it, girls, I'm older and I have more insurance.
- Fried Green Tomatoes
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I love that scene. She gives herself such power!
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". . . you dropped a hundred and fifty grand on a p*ckin’ education you coulda' got for a dollar fifty in late charges at the Public Library. "
Good Will Hunting
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Lawzy, we got to have a doctor! I don't know nothin' 'bout birthin' babies!! Prissy in Gone With the Wind
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Barmaid: "How about a poem Mick?"
Mick: "Every fortnight they pay the dole into my bank account so I go down to the bank and hope that I can remember my PIN number."
Barmaid: "Is that it? Poems are supposed to be about flowers and sunsets and **** like that!"
This is from Idiot Box, my favourite film. I like the characters, as sad and tragic as they are - caught in a web of poverty and laziness. Although it doesn't seem quite right to laugh at them, the whole film is hilarious despite the tragic ending.
I <3 Aussie films.
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Frankly Scarlett, I don't give a damn!
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(shouting): "Some people hallucinate when they panic - I know I do!"
(The male police officer in "Undead" - another very funny - but gory - Australian film)
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" you remember Robert Mitchum at thunder road? I'm going to powder his face"
Dirty Mary Crazy Larry starring Peter Fonda and Susan George
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my favorite quote...
YOU had me at hello
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Here's some from one of my all-time favorite movies, The Color Purple:
Sofia: Sat in that jail, I sat in that jail til I felt like I's bout to rot to death. I know what it like to wanna go somewhere and cain't. I know what it like to wanna sing... and have it beat out 'ya. I want to thank you, Miss Celie, fo evrything you done for me. I 'members that day in the store with Miss Millie - I's feelin' real down. I's feelin' mighty low. And when I seed you - I knowd they is a God. I knowd they is a God.
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Celie[lunging to Albert] I could kill you. Until you do right by me everything you think about is gonna crumble!
Sofia: Don't do it Mrs. Celie. Don't trade places with what I been through.
Shug: Come on Mrs. Celie let's go to the car.
Sofia: He ain't worth it, he ain't worth it.
Albert: Who you think you is? You can curse nobody. Look at you. You black, you poor, you ugly, you a woman, you nothing at all!
Celie: Until you do right by me, everything you even think about gonna fail!
Grady: It's been a pleasure meeting all of you. Good-bye.
Sofia: Look like I came back just in time.
Old Mr.: Well we need some stablility around here.
Albert: I shoulda locked you up. Just let you out to work.
Celie: The jail you plan for me is the one you gonna rot in!
Albert: I'ma knock you under...
[Celie hold up some kind of sign]
Celie: Everything you done to me, you already under you.
[Celie get in car]
Celie: I'm poor, black, I may even be ugly, but dear God I'm here, I'm here!
Albert: [laughin] You'll be back, Ha-Ha. What you gone do? You'll be back Ha Ha.
[Watches Celie wave good-bye]
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Sofia: Oh... Sofia home, now. Sofia home. Things is gonna be changin' around here. Pass me them peas, boy.
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Color Purple is a great movie!
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"I'm not crazy... I've just been in a very bad mood for 40 years!" Shirley Maclaine as Quiser Boudreaux in Steel Magnolias
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Badges? We ain't got no badges! We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinking badges!
--THE TREASURE OF THE SIERRA MADRE
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I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!
--THE WIZARD OF OZ
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"Get busy living, or get busy dying."
-The Shawshank Redemption
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"I will find you. No matter how long it takes, no matter how far - I will find you."
Nathaniel to Cora in The Last of the Mohicans
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It'ss's a 600 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
One of many from the Blues Brothers.
EDITED: Fixed bold tag error-Kitkatz, moderator
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Elwood!
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[to Junior] There's no way, no WAY that you could come from my loins. [a brief pause] Soon as I get home, the first thing I'm gonna do is punch your momma in the mouth.
Smokey and the Bandit. I know this movie line for line ;D
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From Uncle Buck:
Buck Russell: I don't think I want to know a six-year-old who isn't a dreamer, or a sillyheart. And I sure don't want to know one who takes their student career seriously. I don't have a college degree. I don't even have a job. But I know a good kid when I see one. Because they're ALL good kids, until dried-out, brain-dead skags like you drag them down and convince them they're no good. You so much as scowl at my niece, or any other kid in this school, and I hear about it, and I'm coming looking for you! Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing
[Anita's mole]
off your face! Good day to you, madam.
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Ohhh good one Meadowlandsnj, I love that movie, especially since our niece and nephews call my hubby Uncle Buck ;) :2thumbsup;
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I like the first two smokey and the bandit movies but the third one sucked.
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Yea man...that third one was not directed by Hal Needham. It is garbage for sure.
Junior My hat blew off, daddy.
Justice I hope your goddamn head was in it.
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Jumior: Daddy, my zippers stuck
Buford: sumbitch!
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"Janning, to be sure, is a tragic figure. We believe he loathed the evil he did. But compassion for the present torture of his soul must not beget forgetfulness of the torture and death of millions by the government of which he was a part. Janning's record and his fate illuminate the most shattering truth that has emerged from this trial. If he and the other defendants were all depraved perverts - if the leaders of the Third Reich were sadistic monsters and maniacs - these events would have no more moral significance than an earthquake or other natural catastrophes.
But this trial has shown that under the stress of a national crisis, men - even able and extraordinary men - can delude themselves into the commission of crimes and atrocities so vast and heinous as to stagger the imagination. No one who has sat through this trial can ever forget. The sterilization of men because of their political beliefs... The murder of children... How easily that can happen! There are those in our country today, too, who speak of the "protection" of the country. Of "survival". The answer to that is: survival as what? A country isn't a rock. And it isn't an extension of one's self. It's what it stands for, when standing for something is the most difficult! Before the people of the world - let it now be noted in our decision here that this is what we stand for: justice, truth... and the value of a single human being!" -
Chief Judge Dan Haywood,
played by Spencer Tracy in "Judgment at Nuremberg," 1961.
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This movie's most famous scene takes place in a roadside diner, where Bobby tries to get a waitress to bring him toast with his breakfast, which is not on the menu. Despite appeals to logic and common sense, the waitress adamantly sticks to the rules of the restaurant, so Bobby comes up with a plan of his own:
Bobby: I'll have an omelet, no potatoes. Give me tomatoes instead, and wheat toast instead of rolls.
Waitress: No substitutions.
Bobby: What do you mean? You don't have any tomatoes?
Waitress: Only what's on the menu. You can have a number two - a plain omelet. It comes with cottage, fries, and rolls.
Bobby: Yea, I know what it comes with, but that's not what I want.
Waitress: I'll come back when you make up your mind.
Bobby: Wait a minute, I have made up my mind. I'd like a plain omelet, no potatoes on the plate. A cup of coffee and a side order of wheat toast.
Waitress: I'm sorry, we don't have any side orders of toast. I'll give you a English muffin or a coffee roll.
Bobby: What do you mean "you don't make side orders of toast"? You make sandwiches, don't you?
Waitress: Would you like to talk to the manager?
Bobby: You've got bread. And a toaster of some kind?
Waitress: I don't make the rules.
Bobby: OK, I'll make it as easy for you as I can. I'd like an omelet, plain, and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast, no mayonnaise, no butter, no lettuce. And a cup of coffee.
Waitress: A number two, chicken sal san. Hold the butter, the lettuce, the mayonnaise, and a cup of coffee. Anything else?
Bobby: Yeah, now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
Waitress: You want me to hold the chicken, huh?
Bobby: I want you to hold it between your knees.
The waitress then indignantly orders them to leave.
Jack Nicholson, Five Easy Pieces
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:lol; Karol.
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"Don't just stand there, kill something!"
Deacon (Dennis Hopper) in Waterworld. Horrible movie, great quote!
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This movie's most famous scene takes place in a roadside diner, where Bobby tries to get a waitress to bring him toast with his breakfast, which is not on the menu. Despite appeals to logic and common sense, the waitress adamantly sticks to the rules of the restaurant, so Bobby comes up with a plan of his own:
Bobby: I'll have an omelet, no potatoes. Give me tomatoes instead, and wheat toast instead of rolls.
Waitress: No substitutions.
Bobby: What do you mean? You don't have any tomatoes?
Waitress: Only what's on the menu. You can have a number two - a plain omelet. It comes with cottage, fries, and rolls.
Bobby: Yea, I know what it comes with, but that's not what I want.
Waitress: I'll come back when you make up your mind.
Bobby: Wait a minute, I have made up my mind. I'd like a plain omelet, no potatoes on the plate. A cup of coffee and a side order of wheat toast.
Waitress: I'm sorry, we don't have any side orders of toast. I'll give you a English muffin or a coffee roll.
Bobby: What do you mean "you don't make side orders of toast"? You make sandwiches, don't you?
Waitress: Would you like to talk to the manager?
Bobby: You've got bread. And a toaster of some kind?
Waitress: I don't make the rules.
Bobby: OK, I'll make it as easy for you as I can. I'd like an omelet, plain, and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast, no mayonnaise, no butter, no lettuce. And a cup of coffee.
Waitress: A number two, chicken sal san. Hold the butter, the lettuce, the mayonnaise, and a cup of coffee. Anything else?
Bobby: Yeah, now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
Waitress: You want me to hold the chicken, huh?
Bobby: I want you to hold it between your knees.
The waitress then indignantly orders them to leave.
Jack Nicholson, Five Easy Pieces
And only Jack Nicholson could have pulled these lines off like he did. He's a brilliant actor, I just love all of his movies.
Donna
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"Your killin me smalls" Squints on The Sandlot (i love that movie) :thumbup; :thumbup; :thumbup; :thumbup; :thumbup;
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O Brother, Where Art Thou?
Pete: Well I'll be a sonofabitch. Delmar's been saved.
Delmar: Well that's it, boys. I've been redeemed. The preacher's done warshed away all my sins and transgressions. It's the straight and narrow from here on out, and heaven everlasting's my reward.
Everett: Delmar, what are you talking about? We've got bigger fish to fry.
Delmar: The preacher says all my sins is warshed away, including that Piggly Wiggly I knocked over in Yazoo.
Everett: I thought you said you was innocent of those charges?
Delmar: Well I was lyin'. And the preacher says that that sin's been warshed away too. Neither God nor man's got nothin' on me now. C'mon in boys, the water is fine.
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O Brother, Where Art Thou?
Pete: Well I'll be a sonofabitch. Delmar's been saved.
Delmar: Well that's it, boys. I've been redeemed. The preacher's done warshed away all my sins and transgressions. It's the straight and narrow from here on out, and heaven everlasting's my reward.
Everett: Delmar, what are you talking about? We've got bigger fish to fry.
Delmar: The preacher says all my sins is warshed away, including that Piggly Wiggly I knocked over in Yazoo.
Everett: I thought you said you was innocent of those charges?
Delmar: Well I was lyin'. And the preacher says that that sin's been warshed away too. Neither God nor man's got nothin' on me now. C'mon in boys, the water is fine.
George, my husband loves that movie and could probably recite the whole thing word by word! I can't recall the exact quotes, but his favorite parts: "We thought you was a toad!"
"Don't seek the tray-shure"
When we're out golfing, if my husband hits into a bad spot, he will sing "I'm in the jailhouse now...."!
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Jill, that is hilarious........I'm not sure how to feel for you. ;)
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He's funny...I laugh :D
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"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in awhile, you could, miss it." Ferris Bueller-- Ferris Bueller's Day Off
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" We're gonna need a Bigger Boat "
Jaws
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" We're gonna need a Bigger Boat "
Jaws
:bandance;
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"Tell me about it, Stud." Grease
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go ahead make my day----dirty harry
right turn clyde------any which way but loose
you can't handle the truth------ jack nicholson
i love the smell of napalm in the morning-----dennis hopper
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Hey, How come Andrew gets to get up? If he gets up, we'll all get up. It'll be an anarchy!
Screws fall out all the time. The world is an imperfect place.
John Bender from the Breakfast Club (Judd Nelson)
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"Ughh 110, 220, whatever it takes" Micheal Keaton, Mr Mom
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You don't feed a baby chili! - Mr. Mom
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Dr. Rumack:
Can you fly this plane and land it?
Ted Striker:
Surely you can't be serious.
Dr. Rumack:
I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.
-- Airplane
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Dr. Rumack:
Can you fly this plane and land it?
Ted Striker:
Surely you can't be serious.
Dr. Rumack:
I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.
-- Airplane
That movie has lot's of quotes and I have it on DVD. I have Monty Pythons Search for The Holy Grail on DVD too that has quite a few quotes in it too. Gotta love classic comedy movies
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From Gone with the Wind:
Mammy: "It ain't fittin'... it ain't fittin'. It jes' ain't fittin'... It ain't fittin'. "
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"You make me want to be a better man" Jack Nicholson with Helen Hunt-Great movie-As Good As It Gets
Boxman
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"There is no charge for awesomeness......or attractiveness!" Po
"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is gift. That is why is called the present." Master Oogway
Both AWESOME quotes from Kung Fu Panda
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ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Little Miss Sunshine when she is told that she will be in the pageant
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what the heck
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
when Little Miss Sunshine was told she could be in the contest
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"Ignorance is Bliss'
The Matrix
On somethings, YES
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'Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy ride tonight.'
Bette Davis ~ All About Eve
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"Bring me four fried chickens and a Coke."
Jake - Blues Brothers
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"A boy's best friend is his mother." -- Psycho
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Young Frankenstein
Dr. Frankenstein (Gene Wilder) "Igor, who's brain did you get?"
Igor (Marty Feldman) "Why sir it's Abby, Abby Normal's brain!"
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I'll be back - the terminator
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Animal House:
Flounder: I can't believe I threw up in front of Dean Wormer.
Boon: Face it, Kent. You threw up *on* Dean Wormer.
Doug Neidermeyer: And most recently of all, a "Roman Toga Party" was held from which we have received more than two dozen reports of individual acts of perversion SO profound and disgusting that decorum prohibits listing them here.
...
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classic movie, Animal house is one of my all time favorites.
"let's face it flounder,you f***ed up, you trusted us."
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'Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy ride tonight.'
Bette Davis ~ All About Eve
Actually, I think she says, "Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night.'
I have been sitting here alternately laughing and misting up over the quotes. So many good movies, so many great lines I think pretty much all of my favorite quotes have been listed. I frequently use the Prissy line from GWTW. I don't know nuthin bout birthin (whatever I'm trying to do.
The funny thing is, my favorite movie, The Red Shoes, doesn't really have a memorable line, but a memorable speech by Anton Walbrook when he has to announce that the lead ballerina will never dance again:
Ladies and gentlemen, I regret to announce that Miss Victoria Page will be unable to dance tonight, nor, indeed, any other night. Nevertheless, we shall present The Red Shoes. It is a dance . . . the dance whose name she made famous.
And then they use a spotlight to simulate Miss Page dancing across the stage. To this day, every time he starts that speech I tear up, just like right now.
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everybody gear up Gone With the Wind is on television tonight, talk about memorable quotes! * p.m. on TCM
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In the millennium we'll all be insane. Bag lady in Angels in America.
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We'll always have Paris. :)
~ CASABLANCA 1942
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"If you build it, he will come." - field of dreams
"After all, tomorrow is another day!" - gone with the wind
"You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?" - dirty harry
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you need to be kissed, often, and by somebody that knows how. -- gone with the wind
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"Can't tolerate rude behavior in a man"... Lonesome Dove (after TOmmy Lee Jones beats the HELL out of someone for being rude)
"I got two guns, one for the each of you"... Doc Holiday in Tombstone
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Name that movie!!!!!
Dave Bowman: Hello, HAL. Do you read me, HAL?
HAL: Affirmative, Dave. I read you.
Dave Bowman: Open the pod bay doors, HAL.
HAL: I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.
Dave Bowman: What's the problem?
HAL: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.
Dave Bowman: What are you talking about, HAL?
HAL: This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.
Dave Bowman: I don't know what you're talking about, HAL.
HAL: I know that you and Frank were planning to disconnect me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen.
Dave Bowman: Where the hell'd you get that idea, HAL?
HAL: Dave, although you took very thorough precautions in the pod against my hearing you, I could see your lips move.
Dave Bowman: Alright, HAL. I'll go in through the emergency airlock.
HAL: Without your space helmet, Dave, you're going to find that rather difficult.
Dave Bowman: HAL, I won't argue with you anymore. Open the doors.
HAL: Dave, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye.
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2001 a space Odyssey....
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2001 a space Odyssey....
Nope, a married couples conversation :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
As far as the other quote about buckle up, it's gonna be a bumpy ride, I think that was also used in Total Recall with Arnold (heck no am I going to try to correctly spell his last name)
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I am sure there are many film quotes that I love, but the only one that comes to mind right now is:
"Good, better, best, bested. How's that for a declension?"
said by George to Nick in Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf? (It was a play first, of course, but also quite a well-done movie.) One of the best summations of life I've ever heard, and appeals to my pitch-black sense of humor.
My husband prefers "We've got a date with destiny, and it looks like she's ordered the lobster!" from Mystery Men.
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Just saw Princess Bride again. I love it when Count Rugen offers Inigo Montoya "all that I have and more," and Montoya says as he kills him,
I want my father back you son of a bitch!
Definitely classic.
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Just saw Princess Bride again. I love it when Count Rugen offers Inigo Montoya "all that I have and more," and Montoya says as he kills him,
I want my father back you son of a bitch!
Definitely classic.
Yes that is a classic movie, very funny.
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This is kind of a quote from a movie but not really. After Liza Minnillli first meets Michael York in Caberet, they are walking through the streets of Berlin when she grabs him by the hand and starts running. You are confused as to where she is running to until she leads him under a RR overpass just as the train is passing. Suddenly she lets out a loud blood curdling yell which is muffled by the noise of the train. (The quote is the yell)
It was just a moving and unexpected moment seldom found in theater where you're not certain if you want to laugh at the absurdity or to cry at the reality that created the absurdity. Then you start to feel both emotions at the same time.
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From Happy Gilmore:
Shooter McGavin: I eat pieces of sh*t like you for breakfast!
Happy Gilmore:You eat pieces of sh*t for breakfast?
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Now is a time of great decision
Are we to stay or up and quit
There's no avoiding this conclusion
Our town is turning in to shit
Blazing Saddles
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From Happy Gilmore:
Shooter McGavin: I eat pieces of sh*t like you for breakfast!
Happy Gilmore:You eat pieces of sh*t for breakfast?
I don't like Adam Sandler, but I do think watching Bob Barker beat him up is hysterical. . .
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Talking about Adam Sandler movies saw Funny People, great movie.
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Loved Adam Sandler from Saturday Night Live.
Ok, here's a quote from Can Can.
"I love Paris Every Moment, ....." Don't forget to wish our Paris a happy birthday tomorrow..... Aug. 3.
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Braveheart
Steven the Irishman.. "That can't be William Wallace. I am *prettier* than this man!"
Pulp Fiction
The Wolf.. "Spoken like a true prodigy. How about you, Lash LaRue? You think you can keep your spurs from jinglin' and janglin'?"
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Dr. Frankenstein (Gene Wilder): "You know, I don't mean to embarrass you, but I'm, ah, rather brilliant surgeon. Perhaps I could help you with that hump."
Igor (Marty Feldman): "What hump?"
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Young frankenstein is probably one of my favorite movies of all times, there are so many great lines.
one of the best is Cloris Leachman saying."Yes! Yes! Say it, He vas my...BOYFRIEND!!!"
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Last night our cable went out and I went to put in my Young Frankenstien DVD and found out when I opened it that it isn't there! >:( No idea where it is and it's not downstairs or in any other DVD cases.
Gonna have to buy another one.
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Young Frankenstein has been on AMC this week.
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I like Widescreen versions better and no commercials. ;D
Plus I had the special edition one that had a bunch of extra stuff. Odd seeing Marty Feldmen out of character and normal :urcrazy;
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it's been said before, but" "WE"RE GONNE NEED A BIGGER BOAT" JAWS was on this weekend, I love that movie.
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Forrest Gump: Will you marry me?
[Jenny turns and looks at him]
Forrest Gump: I'd make a good husband, Jenny.
Jenny Curran: You would, Forrest.
Forrest Gump: ...But you won't marry me.
Jenny Curran: [sadly] ... You don't wanna marry me.
Forrest Gump: Why don't you love me, Jenny?
[Jenny says nothing]
Forrest Gump: I'm not a smart man... but I know what love is.
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Mayor Vaughn: "I don't think either of one you are familiar with our problems."
Hooper: "I think that I am familiar with the fact that you are going to ignore this particular problem until it swims up and BITES YOU ON THE ASS!"
~Jaws, 1975
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.......Here's johnny
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Lars: Look! You blew a hole in the floor!
Ernie: And I distinctly remember somebody yelling, "Shoot! Shoot!"
Lars: Yeah, well you never listened to me before!
Mouse Hunt with Nathan Lane
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Donkey in Shreck: Are we there yet?
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"Some days you win, some days you lose. Some days, it rains. Think about it." Nuke LaLoosh, Bull Durham (of course, the line was given to him by Crash Davis)
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"Some days you win, some days you lose. Some days, it rains. Think about it." Nuke LaLoosh, Bull Durham (of course, the line was given to him by Crash Davis)
From the same movie:
"Well, I believe in the soul, the c**k, the p***y, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days." Crash Davis, Bull Durham.
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There Will Be Blood
Plainview: Are you an angry man, Henry?
Henry Brands: About what?
Plainview: Are you envious? Do you get envious?
Henry Brands: I don't think so. No.
Plainview: I have a competition in me. I want no one else to succeed. I hate most people.
Henry Brands: That part of me is gone... working and not succeeding- all my failures has left me... I just don't... care.
Plainview: Well, if it's in me, it's in you. There are times when I look at people and I see nothing worth liking. I want to earn enough money that I can get away from everyone. Henry Brands: What will you do about your boy?
Plainview: I don't know. Maybe it will change. Does your sound come back to you? I don't know. Maybe no one knows that. A doctor might not know that.
Henry Brands: Where is his mother?
Plainview: I don't want to talk about those things. I see the worst in people. I don't need to look past seeing them to get all I need. I've built my hatreds up over the years, little by little, Henry... to have you here gives me a second breath. I can't keep doing this on my own with these... people.
[laughs]
Greenberg
Roger Greenberg: It's weird aging, right?
Ivan: Youth is wasted on the young.
Roger: I'd go further. I'd go life is wasted on people.
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“... Nobility, the kind of nobility that continues
just because it continues to exist
is becoming extinct...
because the world has become a changed place...
and like Dinosaurs we can no longer function in it...”
Eleanora to her brother in “The Barefoot Contessa” (1954)
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Juno - "He's the cheese to my macaroni."
Forest Gump - "Jenny and I were like peas and carrots."
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“Macbeth said to Hamlet in Midsummer Night’s Dream :
We have been done-up like a couple of kippers...”
Del Trotter in “Only Fools and Horses: Go West Young Man”
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From "Hanna." Lady to Hanna - 'What did your mother die from?' Hanna - 'Three bullets!' I love it.
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One of my all-time favorites is "Caddyshack". There is no lack of good lines from this movie, however, my favorite is:
Smales' grandson: "I want a hamburger, I want a cheeseburger...."
Judge Smales: "You'll get nothing and like it."
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I've got Dirty Dancing quotes stuck in my head for some reason....
shoot me now please.
Just don't put me in a corner.
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Toy Story
Woody’s Pullstring:
Somebody’s poisoned the waterhole!
There’s a snake in my boot!
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From Interview with the Vampire. Kirsten Dunst as Claudia, Brad Pitt as Louis, Tom Cruise as Lestat, Christian Slater as Daniel
Claudia: Locked together in hatred. But I can't hate you Louis. Louis my love, I was mortal till you gave me your immortal kiss. You became my mother, and my father, and so I'm yours forever. But now it's time to end it, Louis. Now it's time to leave him.
Louis: He will never let us leave.
Claudia: Good night sweet prince. May flights of Devils bring you to your rest.
Lestat: Oh, Louis, Louis. Still whining, Louis. *turns to Daniel* Have you heard enough? I've had to listen to this for centuries.
Sticking with the vampire theme... from Queen of the Damned. Marguerite Moreau as Jesse, Stuart Townsend as Lestat
Jesse: I know something that wasn't in your journal.
Lestat: Oh. What is that?
Jesse: You still have the violin, don't you? After all, it's only human.
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Scar: I'm *surrounded* by idiots. -Lion King
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Jack Nicholson "The Departed"
"... Just kidding, how's your mother?"
"Ahh... she's on the way out."
"We all are, act accordingly."
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From the movie Silverado Danny Glovers character says
"I don't want to kill you and you don't want to be dead" :yahoo; love that line!!!!
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The Royal Tenenbaums ;D
Richie: Did you say you were on Mescaline?
Eli: I did indeed. Very much so.
Royal: I'm very sorry for your loss. Your mother was a terribly attractive woman.
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*rolls eyes at the other sheep*
From any and every Shaun the Sheep!
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Scar: I'm *surrounded* by idiots. -Lion King
Well, if you're gonna do Disney movies.......
"What better way to make your grand entrance on the streets of Agrabah, then by riding your very one brand new camel! Watch out, they spit." The Genie, Aladdin
Quick but funny story... My grade 11 Geography teacher had us watch a documentary on a commune in China, I think it was, showing how they used everything that they had productively. They showed someone leading a camel down the street, and this line went through my head, and I burst out laughing. I got a few strange looks.
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The Driscoll brothers and Boycie in “Only Fools and Horses, Little Problems.”
Boycie is a second-hand-car-dealer who is always full of himself but is actually a coward.
The Driscoll brothers are fearsome crooks - Danny is tall and mean, and his brother, Tony, is very short
but when Danny takes Tony’s lead and collar off he can be quite frightening...
The scene is in a pub:
Tony Driscoll says to Boycie: “That’s right Marleen’s (Boycie’s wife) up the spout (pregnant) ?”
Boycie grunts in the affirmative.
Danny Driscoll says to Boycie:” Dear, dear, dear...well, you let us know who done it and we’ll sort him out...”
Boycie says “Right o’ Danny” and laughs nervously.
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Back to "The Departed' :
"Marriage is an important part of getting ahead. It lets people know you're not a homo. Married guy seems more stable. People see the ring they think at least somebody can stand the son of a bitch..."
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In the beginning of The Green Mile, Paul Edgecomb (Tom Hanks) has a nasty urinary tract infection and is healed by John Coffey (Michael Clarke Duncan). In this particular scene, Paul walks onto the cell block with a small package wrapped in a dish towel, and stops at John's cell. He unwraps the package, and it appears to be a couple of pieces of cornbread.
Paul: John, this is for you, from Mrs. Edgecomb, as a thank you.
John: For what?
Paul: You know, helping me. (he motions towards his crotch with his hand)
John: Ohhh. Was your Missus pleased?
Paul: Several times.
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From "The Brave Little Toaster"
The Radio: Things could be worse you know.
Lampy: How?
The Radio: How what?
Lampy: How could they be worse?
The Radio: They couldn't; I lied.
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From The Hunt For Red October'I am a politician, which means I am a cheat and a liar, and when I'm not kissing babies, I'm stealing their lollipops.'
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From Ghosterbusters 1:
"you know, this reminds me of when you tried to drill a hole through your head.."
"That would have worked if you hadn't stopped me"..
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From The Hunt For Red October'I am a politician, which means I am a cheat and a liar, and when I'm not kissing babies, I'm stealing their lollipops.'
Galvo, there is “only one” good thing about this quote,
it’s better this way around than the other...
but you never know what will happen tomorrow...
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From 'Gone With The Wind':
"That's your problem. You should be kissed - and often - and by someone who knows how."
;D
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A lot of great movies quoted here!
Three of my favorite quotes would be:
"I'm a little black woman in a big silver box!" - Whoopi Goldberg in "Jumpin' Jack Flash"
"Aren't you one of those guys?
"What guys"
Those guy guys, you know, those guys with skills.
"Skills?"
Yeah. You send them into the wilderness with a pocket knife and a Q-tip and they build you a shopping mall. You can't do that?
"No, but I can do this... *pop*" - Anne Heche & Harrison Ford in "Six Days Seven Nights"
I am the best god damned pilot you'll ever meet!
Hah! I've flown with you twice, you've crashed half the time. - Anne Heche & Harrison Ford "six Days Seven Nights"
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"yippee kai yay m******er", john mcclane, diehard (also my favourite action hero, hence the nick !) :rofl; :rofl;
"You know how you get invited to a party, and you don't show up, it doesn't matter ? Expendable." John Rambo, Rambo First Blood Part 2
"I want to play a game.", Billy the puppet, Saw 1-7
"Use the force, Luke", Obi Wan Kenobi, Star Wars : A New Hope
"Keep your arms and legs in the vehicle at all times !", Gabe, Cliffhanger
"Pop quiz hot shot !!!", Howard Payne, Speed
Those are the ones off the top of my head right now. :bandance; :bandance;
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"We are the makers of music and the dreamers of dreams."
-Willy Wonka
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"I was continuing to shrink, to become... what? The infinitesimal? What was I? Still a human being? Or was I the man of the future? ....
"I looked up, as if somehow I would grasp the heavens. The universe, worlds beyond number, God's silver tapestry spread across the night....And I felt my body dwindling, melting, becoming nothing. My fears melted away. And in their place came acceptance. All this vast majesty of creation, it had to mean something. And then I meant something, too. Yes, smaller than the smallest, I meant something, too. To God, there is no zero. I still exist! "
-- Scott Carey, "The Incredible Shrinking Man," 1957
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Teacher: “ Do you thieve ?”
Billy: “ No I haven’t... Not since the last time.”
KES (1969) based on the novel “A Kestrel for a Knave”,
a portrait of life in the mining areas of Yorkshire of the time.
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"Let's Play"
Antonio Banderas as El Mariachi in Desperado
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Carl Spackler: (Bill Murray fron Caddy Shack) A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-lagunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.