Favorite Movie Quotes

[George Jung]

It'ss's a 600 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.

One of many from the Blues Brothers.







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[jbeany]

Elwood!

[George Jung]

[to Junior]  There's no way, no WAY that you could come from my loins. [a brief pause] Soon as I get home, the first thing I'm gonna do is punch your momma in the mouth.
Smokey and the Bandit.  I know this movie line for line

[meadowlandsnj]

From Uncle Buck:

Buck Russell: I don't think I want to know a six-year-old who isn't a dreamer, or a sillyheart. And I sure don't want to know one who takes their student career seriously. I don't have a college degree. I don't even have a job. But I know a good kid when I see one. Because they're ALL good kids, until dried-out, brain-dead skags like you drag them down and convince them they're no good. You so much as scowl at my niece, or any other kid in this school, and I hear about it, and I'm coming looking for you! Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing
[Anita's mole]
 off your face! Good day to you, madam.

[goofynina]

Ohhh good one Meadowlandsnj,  I love that movie, especially since our niece and nephews call my hubby Uncle Buck  

[Sluff]

I like the first two smokey and the bandit movies but the third one sucked.

[George Jung]

Yea man...that third one was not directed by Hal Needham.  It is garbage for sure.

Junior  My hat blew off, daddy.
Justice I hope your goddamn head was in it.

[Sluff]

Jumior: Daddy, my zippers stuck

 Buford: sumbitch!

[Bill Peckham]

"Janning, to be sure, is a tragic figure. We believe he loathed the evil he did. But compassion for the present torture of his soul must not beget forgetfulness of the torture and death of millions by the government of which he was a part. Janning's record and his fate illuminate the most shattering truth that has emerged from this trial. If he and the other defendants were all depraved perverts - if the leaders of the Third Reich were sadistic monsters and maniacs - these events would have no more moral significance than an earthquake or other natural catastrophes.

But this trial has shown that under the stress of a national crisis, men - even able and extraordinary men - can delude themselves into the commission of crimes and atrocities so vast and heinous as to stagger the imagination. No one who has sat through this trial can ever forget. The sterilization of men because of their political beliefs... The murder of children... How easily that can happen! There are those in our country today, too, who speak of the "protection" of the country. Of "survival". The answer to that is: survival as what? A country isn't a rock. And it isn't an extension of one's self. It's what it stands for, when standing for something is the most difficult! Before the people of the world - let it now be noted in our decision here that this is what we stand for: justice, truth... and the value of a single human being!" -
Chief Judge Dan Haywood,
played by Spencer Tracy in "Judgment at Nuremberg," 1961.

[okarol]

This movie's most famous scene takes place in a roadside diner, where Bobby tries to get a waitress to bring him toast with his breakfast, which is not on the menu. Despite appeals to logic and common sense, the waitress adamantly sticks to the rules of the restaurant, so Bobby comes up with a plan of his own:

Bobby: I'll have an omelet, no potatoes. Give me tomatoes instead, and wheat toast instead of rolls.
Waitress: No substitutions.
Bobby: What do you mean? You don't have any tomatoes?
Waitress: Only what's on the menu. You can have a number two - a plain omelet. It comes with cottage, fries, and rolls.
Bobby: Yea, I know what it comes with, but that's not what I want.
Waitress: I'll come back when you make up your mind.
Bobby: Wait a minute, I have made up my mind. I'd like a plain omelet, no potatoes on the plate. A cup of coffee and a side order of wheat toast.
Waitress: I'm sorry, we don't have any side orders of toast. I'll give you a English muffin or a coffee roll.
Bobby: What do you mean "you don't make side orders of toast"? You make sandwiches, don't you?
Waitress: Would you like to talk to the manager?
Bobby: You've got bread. And a toaster of some kind?
Waitress: I don't make the rules.
Bobby: OK, I'll make it as easy for you as I can. I'd like an omelet, plain, and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast, no mayonnaise, no butter, no lettuce. And a cup of coffee.
Waitress: A number two, chicken sal san. Hold the butter, the lettuce, the mayonnaise, and a cup of coffee. Anything else?
Bobby: Yeah, now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
Waitress: You want me to hold the chicken, huh?
Bobby: I want you to hold it between your knees.

The waitress then indignantly orders them to leave.

Jack Nicholson, Five Easy Pieces

[angela515]

  Karol.

[nextnoel]

"Don't just stand there, kill something!"

Deacon (Dennis Hopper) in Waterworld.  Horrible movie, great quote!

[meadowlandsnj]

This movie's most famous scene takes place in a roadside diner, where Bobby tries to get a waitress to bring him toast with his breakfast, which is not on the menu. Despite appeals to logic and common sense, the waitress adamantly sticks to the rules of the restaurant, so Bobby comes up with a plan of his own:

Bobby: I'll have an omelet, no potatoes. Give me tomatoes instead, and wheat toast instead of rolls.
Waitress: No substitutions.
Bobby: What do you mean? You don't have any tomatoes?
Waitress: Only what's on the menu. You can have a number two - a plain omelet. It comes with cottage, fries, and rolls.
Bobby: Yea, I know what it comes with, but that's not what I want.
Waitress: I'll come back when you make up your mind.
Bobby: Wait a minute, I have made up my mind. I'd like a plain omelet, no potatoes on the plate. A cup of coffee and a side order of wheat toast.
Waitress: I'm sorry, we don't have any side orders of toast. I'll give you a English muffin or a coffee roll.
Bobby: What do you mean "you don't make side orders of toast"? You make sandwiches, don't you?
Waitress: Would you like to talk to the manager?
Bobby: You've got bread. And a toaster of some kind?
Waitress: I don't make the rules.
Bobby: OK, I'll make it as easy for you as I can. I'd like an omelet, plain, and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast, no mayonnaise, no butter, no lettuce. And a cup of coffee.
Waitress: A number two, chicken sal san. Hold the butter, the lettuce, the mayonnaise, and a cup of coffee. Anything else?
Bobby: Yeah, now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
Waitress: You want me to hold the chicken, huh?
Bobby: I want you to hold it between your knees.

The waitress then indignantly orders them to leave.

Jack Nicholson, Five Easy Pieces

And only Jack Nicholson could have pulled these lines off like he did.  He's a brilliant actor, I just love all of his movies. 

Donna

[goofynina]

"Your killin me smalls"  Squints on The Sandlot (i love that movie) 

[George Jung]

O Brother, Where Art Thou?

Pete: Well I'll be a sonofabitch. Delmar's been saved.
Delmar: Well that's it, boys. I've been redeemed. The preacher's done warshed away all my sins and transgressions. It's the straight and narrow from here on out, and heaven everlasting's my reward.
Everett: Delmar, what are you talking about? We've got bigger fish to fry.
Delmar: The preacher says all my sins is warshed away, including that Piggly Wiggly I knocked over in Yazoo.
Everett: I thought you said you was innocent of those charges?
Delmar: Well I was lyin'. And the preacher says that that sin's been warshed away too. Neither God nor man's got nothin' on me now. C'mon in boys, the water is fine.

[Jill D.]

O Brother, Where Art Thou?

Pete: Well I'll be a sonofabitch. Delmar's been saved.
Delmar: Well that's it, boys. I've been redeemed. The preacher's done warshed away all my sins and transgressions. It's the straight and narrow from here on out, and heaven everlasting's my reward.
Everett: Delmar, what are you talking about? We've got bigger fish to fry.
Delmar: The preacher says all my sins is warshed away, including that Piggly Wiggly I knocked over in Yazoo.
Everett: I thought you said you was innocent of those charges?
Delmar: Well I was lyin'. And the preacher says that that sin's been warshed away too. Neither God nor man's got nothin' on me now. C'mon in boys, the water is fine.

George, my husband loves that movie and could probably recite the whole thing word by word! I can't recall the exact quotes, but his favorite parts: "We    thought      you      was       a       toad!"
"Don't seek the tray-shure"

When we're out golfing, if my husband hits into a bad spot, he will sing "I'm in the jailhouse now...."!

[George Jung]

Jill, that is hilarious........I'm not sure how to feel for you.

[Jill D.]

He's funny...I laugh 

[okarol]

"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in awhile, you could, miss it." Ferris Bueller-- Ferris Bueller's Day Off

[Mizar]

     " We're gonna need a Bigger Boat "
 
                                Jaws

       

[twirl]

     " We're gonna need a Bigger Boat "
 
                                Jaws

       

[twirl]

"Tell me about it, Stud."      Grease

[Ang]

go  ahead  make  my  day----dirty  harry



right  turn  clyde------any which  way  but  loose


you  can't  handle  the  truth------ jack  nicholson


i  love  the smell  of  napalm  in  the  morning-----dennis  hopper

[MIbarra]

Hey, How come Andrew gets to get up? If he gets up, we'll all get up. It'll be an anarchy!

Screws fall out all the time. The world is an imperfect place.

John Bender from the Breakfast Club (Judd Nelson)

[Chris]

"Ughh 110, 220, whatever it takes" Micheal Keaton, Mr Mom