Favorite Movie Quotes

[kristina]

“... Nobility, the kind of nobility that continues
just because it continues to exist
is becoming extinct...
because the world has become a changed place...
and like Dinosaurs we can no longer function in it...”
Eleanora to her brother in “The Barefoot Contessa” (1954)

[rsudock]

Juno - "He's the cheese to my macaroni."

Forest Gump - "Jenny and I were like peas and carrots."

[kristina]

“Macbeth said to Hamlet in Midsummer Night’s Dream :
We have been done-up like a couple of kippers...”

Del Trotter in “Only Fools and Horses: Go West Young Man”

[galvo]

From "Hanna." Lady to Hanna - 'What did your mother die from?' Hanna - 'Three bullets!' I love it.

[cattlekid]

One of my all-time favorites is "Caddyshack".  There is no lack of good lines from this movie, however, my favorite is:

Smales' grandson:  "I want a hamburger, I want a cheeseburger...."
Judge Smales:  "You'll get nothing and like it."

[jbeany]

I've got Dirty Dancing quotes stuck in my head for some reason....
shoot me now please.

Just don't put me in a corner.

[okarol]

Toy Story

Woody’s Pullstring:

Somebody’s poisoned the waterhole!

There’s a snake in my boot!

[Riki]

From Interview with the Vampire.  Kirsten Dunst as Claudia, Brad Pitt as Louis, Tom Cruise as Lestat, Christian Slater as Daniel

Claudia: Locked together in hatred. But I can't hate you Louis. Louis my love, I was mortal till you gave me your immortal kiss. You became my mother, and my father, and so I'm yours forever. But now it's time to end it, Louis. Now it's time to leave him.
Louis: He will never let us leave.

Claudia: Good night sweet prince.  May flights of Devils bring you to your rest.

Lestat: Oh, Louis, Louis.  Still whining, Louis. *turns to Daniel*  Have you heard enough?  I've had to listen to this for centuries.

Sticking with the vampire theme... from Queen of the Damned. Marguerite Moreau as Jesse, Stuart Townsend as Lestat

Jesse: I know something that wasn't in your journal.
Lestat: Oh. What is that?
Jesse: You still have the violin, don't you?  After all, it's only human.

[eeyore31573]

Scar: I'm *surrounded* by idiots. -Lion King

[galvo]

Jack Nicholson "The Departed"

"... Just kidding, how's your mother?"

"Ahh... she's on the way out."

"We all are, act accordingly."

[tinastia]

From the movie Silverado    Danny Glovers character says

"I don't want to kill you and you don't want to be dead"    love that line!!!!

[Brightsky69]

The Royal Tenenbaums   
 

Richie: Did you say you were on Mescaline?
Eli: I did indeed. Very much so.

Royal: I'm very sorry for your loss. Your mother was a terribly attractive woman.

[jbeany]

*rolls eyes at the other sheep*

From any and every Shaun the Sheep!

[Riki]

Scar: I'm *surrounded* by idiots. -Lion King

Well, if you're gonna do Disney movies.......

"What better way to make your grand entrance on the streets of Agrabah, then by riding your very one brand new camel! Watch out, they spit."  The Genie, Aladdin

Quick but funny story... My grade 11 Geography teacher had us watch a documentary on a commune in China, I think it was, showing how they used everything that they had productively.  They showed someone leading a camel down the street, and this line went through my head, and I burst out laughing.  I got a few strange looks.

[kristina]

The Driscoll brothers and Boycie in “Only Fools and Horses, Little Problems.”

Boycie is a second-hand-car-dealer who is always full of himself but is actually a coward.
The Driscoll brothers are fearsome crooks - Danny is tall and mean, and his brother, Tony, is very short
but when Danny takes Tony’s lead and collar off he can be quite frightening...
The scene is in a pub:

Tony Driscoll says to Boycie: “That’s right Marleen’s (Boycie’s wife) up the spout  (pregnant) ?”
Boycie grunts in the affirmative.
Danny Driscoll says to Boycie:” Dear, dear, dear...well, you let us know who done it and we’ll sort him out...”
Boycie says “Right o’ Danny”  and laughs nervously.

[galvo]

Back to "The Departed' :

"Marriage is an important part of getting ahead. It lets people know you're not a homo. Married guy seems more stable. People see the ring they think at least somebody can stand the son of a bitch..."

[Riki]

In the beginning of The Green Mile, Paul Edgecomb (Tom Hanks) has a nasty urinary tract infection and is healed by John Coffey (Michael Clarke Duncan).  In this particular scene, Paul walks onto the cell block with a small package wrapped in a dish towel, and stops at John's cell. He unwraps the package, and it appears to be a couple of pieces of cornbread.

Paul: John, this is for you, from Mrs. Edgecomb, as a thank you.
John: For what?
Paul: You know, helping me. (he motions towards his crotch with his hand)
John: Ohhh.  Was your Missus pleased?
Paul: Several times.

[okarol]

From "The Brave Little Toaster"

The Radio: Things could be worse you know.
Lampy: How?
The Radio: How what?
Lampy: How could they be worse?
The Radio: They couldn't; I lied.

[galvo]

From The Hunt For Red October'I am a politician, which means I am a cheat and a liar, and when I'm not kissing babies, I'm stealing their lollipops.'

[The Noob]

From Ghosterbusters 1:

"you know, this reminds me of when you tried to drill a hole through your head.."

"That would have worked if you hadn't stopped me"..

[kristina]

From The Hunt For Red October'I am a politician, which means I am a cheat and a liar, and when I'm not kissing babies, I'm stealing their lollipops.'

Galvo, there is “only one” good thing about this quote,
it’s better this way around than the other...
but you never know what will happen tomorrow...

[Desert Dancer]

From 'Gone With The Wind':

"That's your problem. You should be kissed - and often - and by someone who knows how."

 

[CebuShan]

A lot of great movies quoted here!

Three of my favorite quotes would be:

"I'm a little black woman in a big silver box!" -  Whoopi Goldberg in "Jumpin' Jack Flash"

"Aren't you one of those guys?
"What guys"
Those guy guys, you know, those guys with skills.
"Skills?"
Yeah. You send them into the wilderness with a pocket knife and a Q-tip and they build you a shopping mall. You can't do that?
"No, but I can do this... *pop*"  - Anne Heche & Harrison Ford in "Six Days Seven Nights"

I am the best god damned pilot you'll ever meet!
Hah! I've flown with you twice, you've crashed half the time. - Anne Heche & Harrison Ford "six Days Seven Nights"

[mcclane]

"yippee kai yay m******er", john mcclane, diehard (also my favourite action hero, hence the nick !)   

"You know how you get invited to a party, and you don't show up, it doesn't matter ?  Expendable."  John Rambo, Rambo First Blood Part 2

"I want to play a game.", Billy the puppet, Saw 1-7

"Use the force, Luke", Obi Wan Kenobi, Star Wars : A New Hope

"Keep your arms and legs in the vehicle at all times !", Gabe, Cliffhanger

"Pop quiz hot shot !!!", Howard Payne, Speed

Those are the ones off the top of my head right now. 

[jbeany]

"We are the makers of music and the dreamers of dreams."

-Willy Wonka