I Hate Dialysis Message Board
Off-Topic => Off-Topic: Talk about anything you want. => Topic started by: dwcrawford on January 21, 2010, 12:10:26 PM
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More interesting than another thread going on in here. so why do you think? Please stay on topic!
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More interesting than another thread going on in here. so why do you think? Please stay on topic!
I don't believe they do. The cell is too complex.
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We may never find out, because some people will shove their theories down our thoats. :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
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I have a couple of theories here.
1. The frogs just did those dodos. Doubtful but really gives you an image in your head. Ouch!
2. The frogs were eaten whole and are indigestible by whatever ate them and came out with the dodo. Hmm, again doubtful.
3. They were cold and that was the warmest thing around to sit on.
4. They were really old frogs, almost as old as Dan and they thought they were sitting on a wood log.
Not a theory but I really question there sense of smell.
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Oh I see! You think the frogs did it themselves, thinking they just had a bad case or irritating Hemoroids?
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I completely disagree with your theories, Marc.
1. No where in the book of Frog does it state that frogs even do dodos. It cannot be true that they did these no matter what the physical evidence.
2. Frogs did not evolve to be eaten by any other animal. It says in the book of Frog that they were created to eat flies, not be eaten.
3. In Tadpole 3:7 it states, "And the warmth of Frog is eternal." so frogs do not get cold.
4. Vernal pool 7:16 reveals that, "The eye of Frog is perfect." Therefore they could not have mistaken the dodo for a log.
Furthermore, I am very sad to have to tell you that if you do not accept every word of the Book of Frog, you will be eternally condemned to sit on dog dodo. And just in case you have a different interpretation of the Book of Frog, my interpretation is the only one that is correct. As proof I offer a survey from Frog and Toad Weekly that says that 72% of all amphibians believe that the Book of Frog is the final word. They said it. I believe it. End of argument.
:rofl; :rofl;
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I am going to have to tell you that your faith in the book of Frog is somewhat naive. How can all the stories in the book of Frog be true? Come on.
Archeologists have unearthed early frog with petrified extremely large frog excrement in the same vicinity. They also found traces of frog in the bellies of numerous fossils.
You truly cannot believe that Frog is infallible? :urcrazy;
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We may never find out, because some people will shove their theories down our thoats. :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
This is not literally happening. You don't have to keep reading.
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The theory is that creativity would never flourish without the words of a good instigator. Give credit where it is due.
Dear Aleta,
You insult me with your assertion that the book of Tadpole is the one and only authority. I once ate a frog when I was a baby therefore my experience with frogs should be given more respect.
Dear Marc,
I reject your statement about frogs living in the bellies of sea creatures such as the whale. Only Johan could be regurgitated by a whale.
Dear Rob,
If you are afraid to discuss frogism then maybe you should just stop.
Dear Rerun,
It's addictive. We just can't help continuing our discussion on the evolution of dung sitting amphibians.
Thank you all for a good discussion.
God bless Ribbit everyone.
d
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frogs just ARE on dodo. There's no point debating it. I don't even know what dodo is and I believe they are on it. Stop argueing and just believe bme cos I SAY SO!!!
:guitar:
Froggy
Dog
Dog Cat
Dog Cat Mouse
Froggie
Itsy bitsy teenie weenie little froggie
Jump jump jump jump little froggie
Eating all the itty bitty worms and spiders
Fleas and flies scrumdiddlyicious
Ribbit ribbit ribbit ribbit ribbit ribbit ribbit croak
Repeat
Slow. Then fast
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Ah me, ah my, had you all just read the words of Tyefly you would know and accept her description that the frog wuz there for the flies. Now, as for the colour changing magic bit where the frog becomes one with the doo, well that's just plain miraculous.
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Monrien,
I am insulted that you imply some kind of Buddhist zen thingy here. Surely you should take this debate more seriously.
Yes, of course it was a miracle that the frog changed color. The Frog IS a miracle.
Rerun, I am worried about you. You have stated that it isn't happening. I know that those who don't believe will have to sit on dung for all eternity. The Frog will not take your lack of faith kindly even though it is a loving Frog.
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Freud once said that any frog with a hemoroid larger than his butt cannot be a follower of the great pumpking.
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You only need to go to the following link to really see what we're talking about...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dodo
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You only need to go to the following link to really see what we're talking about...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dodo
Poor Hanify...you've misunderstood the only true meaning of the word dodo as extracted from Tyefly's original manuscript. Her spelling is an ancient version of the modern colloquial noun doodoo, otherwise known as feces, poop or another terribly naughty word starting with an s...
Thank heaven and earth that we are here to explain the truth of the thing to you. You're very welcome.
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Lore has it that there’s a flea on the fly on the wart on the frog on the bump on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea.
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Off topic again, but briefly. If a frog pees on you will you really get a wart?
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I have photographic evidence to back up MY claim.
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No Monrein - you are wrong.
I believe the original intent of the word of frog was that the frog was on a dodo - it's just people have interprerted the word to mean dodo.
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You only need to go to the following link to really see what we're talking about...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dodo
Poor Hanify...you've misunderstood the only true meaning of the word dodo as extracted from Tyefly's original manuscript. Her spelling is an ancient version of the modern colloquial noun doodoo, otherwise known as feces, poop or another terribly naughty word starting with an s...
Thank heaven and earth that we are here to explain the truth of the thing to you. You're very welcome.
You do not understand. Albert Einstein published an extensive pamphlet on the proper interpretation of the Book of Frog (before anyone casts aspersions, yes, I do realize that the original manuscript was written on a matchbook cover, but they were very large matches). The frog is a metaphor for the elemental froggy parts of our personality. It is not to be taken literally.
When it is said that the frog sits on the doodoo, this refers to our period of contemplation when engaged in bodily functions. So the Frog on the DooDoo actually refers to the deepest moments of human thought. And lots of grunting.
So to say that the frog is on the doodoo, is to actually say that more thought is required of you on the topic, for clearly you have not yet accepted the correct interpretation.
When you read the Book of Frog while minding Einstein's guidance, you will see the truth.
And then you will agree with me.
If you continue to harden your heart against the truth, an eternity of eating flies awaits you.
- rocker
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Quote from: monrein on Today at 04:23:18 PM
Quote from: Hanify on Today at 04:18:04 PM
You only need to go to the following link to really see what we're talking about...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dodo
Poor Hanify...you've misunderstood the only true meaning of the word dodo as extracted from Tyefly's original manuscript. Her spelling is an ancient version of the modern colloquial noun doodoo, otherwise known as feces, poop or another terribly naughty word starting with an s...
Thank heaven and earth that we are here to explain the truth of the thing to you. You're very welcome.
You do not understand. Albert Einstein published an extensive pamphlet on the proper interpretation of the Book of Frog (before anyone casts aspersions, yes, I do realize that the original manuscript was written on a matchbook cover, but they were very large matches). The frog is a metaphor for the elemental froggy parts of our personality. It is not to be taken literally.
When it is said that the frog sits on the doodoo, this refers to our period of contemplation when engaged in bodily functions. So the Frog on the DooDoo actually refers to the deepest moments of human thought. And lots of grunting.
So to say that the frog is on the doodoo, is to actually say that more thought is required of you on the topic, for clearly you have not yet accepted the correct interpretation.
When you read the Book of Frog while minding Einstein's guidance, you will see the truth.
And then you will agree with me.
If you continue to harden your heart against the truth, an eternity of eating flies awaits you.
- rocker
You have not understood me. It is an eternity of sitting on cr*p, not eating flies. Not only do you fail to agree with me, but you don't even read all of the previous post that I copied for you.
I'm tired of these insults. If you don't know what I'm talking about, I'm not going to point it out to you.
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No Monrein - you are wrong. I believe the original intent of the word of frog was that the frog was on a dodo - it's just people have interprerted the word to mean dodo.
Thank you ever so much Bern for pointing out the error of my interpretation. I THOUGHT I saw a frog on dodo (in the modern sense) but now that you have shown me the eye witness proof of frog sitting on top of 'a' dodo I shall pass that correction along to others whose eyes might have deceived them also.
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It's only a frog until the End of the World. The chapter on revelations in the Book of the Frog predicts that a prince will kiss the frog...
In the meantime, Albert Einstein, the frogly Bishop will give you a fiber biscuit and let you sip some Holy Laxative to maintain the pile of dodo.
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A HA!
Proof, proof indeed.
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Frogs, frogs, frogs!
Doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo
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You have not understood me. It is an eternity of sitting on cr*p, not eating flies. Not only do you fail to agree with me, but you don't even read all of the previous post that I copied for you.
I see. Now willowtreewren has not only ganged up on me to mock and insult my religion, my family, and my amphibians, but now she is claiming to be smarter than Albert Einstein.
It is not I who have said these words, but Albert Einstein. So you can't pin a d*mn thing on me, neener neener. I will hide behind the great man's intellect, as I have no actual thoughts of my own.
I'm tired of these insults. If you don't know what I'm talking about, I'm not going to point it out to you.
You can attempt to shout me down, you can mock and ridicule me. But I will not hear you shouting, as I live many miles away from you and this is a text-based forum.
So there.
- rocker
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A HA!
Proof, proof indeed.
Is that dinosaur dodo that the frog's laying on? If so, it proves that frogs evolved at least 60m years ago.
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I cant believe what I am reading..... Here I was all day training on the machine..... 7 hours I was down there with alarms , and books..... and what do I find....... You guys are the best...... I love all the ideas......
:rofl; :2thumbsup; :rofl; :yahoo; :rofl; :cheer: :rofl;
My dogs have hairy poops and now I am waiting for the birds to be looking for nesting material and will be picking apart to find the fur.......
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Tyefly has spoken!!! We were concerned with frog dodo and in fact should have been looking at the almighty furry poop!
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Poop!
ooops is that on topic?
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Tyefly has spoken!!! We were concerned with frog dodo and in fact should have been looking at the almighty furry poop!
No! No! This is not the true Tyefly, this is an impostor!
The Tyefly I worship would never speak thusly!!
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Rocker those frogs work for me ..... catching flies so I dont have to tie...........
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Just so everyone knows, I personally know the illustrious and genius creator of this thread. I am with him in his dialysis chair three times per week, not besides him, but rather in the same chair. I can tell you he is upset as some of you aren't taking this debate seriously. You must stay on topic. He said something about a kiss....
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Off topic, OFF TOPIC!!!
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Oh NO! :o
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I have a sign exactly like that ......... I tried to tell the frogs that....... oh I mean the dogs...... :rofl;
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tyefly let it slip!!! (See ylguy's theory #1)
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Dan, just FYI:
The dodo was a large, flightless bird. Related to pigeons and doves, it stood about a 3 feet tall, weighing about 44 lb, living on fruit and nesting on the ground. The dodo has been extinct since the mid-to-late 17th century.
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Ahhh - but is it extinct - or has it just gone forever? It could be extinct, which would mean it's gone forever, but it may not just be gone forever according to the great rules of extinctness!
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But the real question is, would it let a frog sit on it? It seems unlikely, but I don't know dodos like Dan knows dodos.
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You guys are just hysterical. No wonder I love all of you!!!
:rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
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But the real question is, would it let a frog sit on it? It seems unlikely, but I don't know dodos like Dan knows dodos.
If you knew Dodo - like Dan knows dodo - oh, oh oh what a girl...
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Ok so i'm new to all this great froggieness but is there a great froggy christ or anti christ? did the great froggy evolve or did it just snap into being because it wished to exist........ Do we believe in the Frog?
Also, what came first the frog or the doodoo (or the dodo, one problem though wouldn't the dodo bird have eaten the great frog?)
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Jenny, I can see that yo are confused. This is why we have the Book of Frog to help us understand the world.
Please take time to read the correct translation of it from Amphibian to English, because there are many, many translations that reflect the leanings of the translators.
I am concerned that the matchbook translation contains too much fire and brimstone. The Dodo translation is a bit too flighty. The doodoo translation is too full of cr*p. That leaves us with the Willow translation. I personally find this one to be the TRUTH. Please PM me for a full text as I have gotten a feeling that long quotes from the Book of Frog are tedious to some readers.
Froggy blessings to you. And as revealed to us in Wart, Chapter 4, Verse 5: He who hops is happy.
Hop-along for happiness.
Aleta
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In the holy book of Frogs, chaopter 1 verse 2, it says: "And the frogs hopped upon the land. They ate bugs. And, there was great peace upon the land." What more can you ask for. I refered to my copy, the modern english translation from frogese.
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Bow down before the book of frog! :bow; :bow; :bow;
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We believe that tadpole is the only son of frog. We do not worship toads. We pray to them to pray for us on their behalf. That is one of the biggest misconceptions.
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Great beliefs...... far better than others...... Frogs do deserve respect..... :rofl;
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I stepped in frog pee.
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Better get that looked at ....... Is there a Doctor in the house........ Calling Doctor......
You could ask hemodoc..........
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Ah, but lest I forget. What about the toad! Are not the toad and the frog brothers? Do they not come from the same common origin? :oops; wrong topic. Forget that.
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Ask Dan I think the toad is a part of that reincarnation deal that Dan is working on..... he to wants to be a prince...
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After gret study and contemplation, I have come to this conclusion
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If your toad sits on the same dodo as my frog, does that suggest they are different aspects of the same deity?
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dear Aleta (BTW, my best friend is also Aleta.... she thought she was the only one in the world, but she has not yet heard the word of the frog according to willow)
now that i'm a born again froggian would i be known as a froglic since i was once a catholic? are there different denominations of froggians..... eg froglicks, bapfrogs, frogodists, uniting frogs, church of frogs?
I vote we don't let the scientists into the church of frog, they would just disect our holy frog!
But Alas, i think i may be going straight to the bottom of the pond instead of to the great log in the sky, i once worked in a french restaurant and we served frogs legs, do you think the almighty frog will forgive me?
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Stody, yes. ::)
Jenny, I think the great frog will forgive you, but did you eat them yourself? I hope not then you might have a one way trip to the frozen desert. Yes, according "the Book of The Frog", sorry. :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
Yes there are many denominations. Tree frogs, swamp frogs, rainforest frogs all have their meetings where they ribbit in their knowledge of the great frog. :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
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In the words of the great frog
:guitar: 'It's not easy being green'
I think this shows the great frog was indeed on dialysis as we all know being green is a common feature! :puke;
All hail the great frog!! (And Pope Willow of course - all donations to be sent to Pope Willow, who will of COURSE use every cent to help those poor frogs in need...
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Omg, I love frog legs. I've eaten so many in my life. I am going to confession right now. But really now, what does the survey say?
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well i've done a quick count Dan and it would appear that:
81.25% of responder to this thread believe in the great frog whilst 18.75% either don't believe or haven't committed their beliefs as yet. So in that i would assume that that means that we are correct and all thise who don't believe are going straight to the bottom of the murkey pond, never to see the glory of the great frog on the dodo when they die.
Perhaps we need to send them a copy of the Book of Frog (Willow translation) so that they are enlightened and see their way to the true TRUTH!
PS. Rob, i never ate the frogs legs, only served them to the horrid customers.... thinking back though they too must have heard the word as not many chose to eat the legs, most went for the snails. Also Rob, All hail the hypnotoad could be quite accurate here in OZ, in Queensland we have the cane toad (not as pretty as our great Frog but still a very powerful diety) when some naughty dogs eat the cane toads they become high becuase they secrete a neuro toxin that sends the dog on a trip. The Cane Toad was worshipped here in the 70's, it was a fake idol (kind of like the X factor) but they knew no better. they have now heard the word of the Frog and now live by our example.
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I can announce the new "Froday" translation of the Holy Book of Frog.
The earlier Willow translation included a grave error. "Toad" was mistranslated as "turd" and delicately rendered in The Book as dodo. So the new translation has the Frog sitting on the Toad.
This makes it clear that all the crap in the world is deposited on the Toad; Toad believers are shown to be devil-worshippers and shall be defriended and disfellowshipped.
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:rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
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UPDATE !!!!! UPDATE !!!!! the frogs are back and they are looking for more housing, more post to sit on .....
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A serious question:
Did the frogs make an exodus to the promised land of toad?
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Yes Aleta they were gone for such a long time..... there goodbye journals were very touching with the promise of return...... the promise land of toad was not all that it was crack up to be and they have return home with the promise of a brighter turd to sit on.....
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Well, it promises in the turd book of frog that there will be a reign of toads.
:rofl; :rofl;
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Well, it promises in the turd book of frog that there will be a reign of toads.
:rofl; :rofl;
No, that's "rain". ::)
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OH, pardon me, I thought the rain was frog pee!
:rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
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And might I just add, ALL HAIL THE HYNO TOAD!!!!!!!!!! :bow; :bow; :bow;
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why not sit on dodo --- there were be plenty of flies to feast on :waiting;
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Who could passover the feast of the flies? :clap;
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why do they sit on dodo? Because they can, and no one told them they couldn't
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they all went to dodo study school.... They were taught by the finest teachers from Frog Universty and specialized in fly recall......
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:rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; This thread made me laugh out loud... I think I woke my husband up I was laughing so loud!
I am now a believer in the book of frog. I have been converted!
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Oh, Holy Frog cr@p! Another convert! :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
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Sure seems like a epidemic..... Dan's Donkeys
Robs hamsters....
tyeflys Frogs.....
Aleta........ still looking ?????? :rofl; :rofl;
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I think I may be a Book of Frog heretic! >:D
Still searching.... :waiting;
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Aleta, we'll wait. :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
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Does the Book of Frog recount the Flood?
The period when Frog was first a spawn, then after 20 days a tadpole? Much later came the Metamorphosis and the need to leave the water and find the pile of dodo.
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Here's a frog joke:
A six year old goes to the hospital with her grandmother to visit her Grandpa. When they get to the hospital, she runs ahead of her Grandma and bursts into her Grandpa's room ...
"Grandpa, Grandpa," she says excitedly, "As soon as Grandma comes into the room, make a noise like a frog!"
"What?" said her Grandpa.
"Make a noise like a frog - because Grandma said that as soon as you croak, we’re all going to Disney Land !”
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OMG that is so funny...... :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :yahoo; :clap;
I will be a hot shot tonight with that joke....... Iam going to barrow that one...... :rofl;
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More good info on frogs and why they do what they do..... I didnt know that frogs were great lovers too...
http://news.sciencemag.org/sciencenow/2010/02/frog-slideshow-article.html