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« Reply #25 on: January 21, 2010, 04:05:29 PM »
Quote from: willowtreewren on January 21, 2010, 03:40:57 PM

You have not understood me. It is an eternity of sitting on cr*p, not eating flies. Not only do you fail to agree with me, but you don't even read all of the previous post that I copied for you.

I see.  Now willowtreewren has not only ganged up on me to mock and insult my religion, my family, and my amphibians, but now she is claiming to be smarter than Albert Einstein.

It is not I who have said these words, but Albert Einstein.  So you can't pin a d*mn thing on me, neener neener.  I will hide behind the great man's intellect, as I have no actual thoughts of my own.

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I'm tired of these insults. If you don't know what I'm talking about, I'm not going to point it out to you.

You can attempt to shout me down, you can mock and ridicule me.  But I will not hear you shouting, as I live many miles away from you and this is a text-based forum.

So there.

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« Reply #26 on: January 21, 2010, 04:06:00 PM »
Quote from: YLGuy on January 21, 2010, 04:00:22 PM
A HA!
Proof, proof indeed.

Is that dinosaur dodo that the frog's laying on? If so, it proves that frogs evolved at least 60m years ago.
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« Reply #27 on: January 21, 2010, 05:53:14 PM »
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« Reply #28 on: January 21, 2010, 05:58:49 PM »
Tyefly has spoken!!!  We were concerned with frog dodo and in fact should have been looking at the almighty furry poop!
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« Reply #29 on: January 21, 2010, 05:59:35 PM »
Poop!

ooops is that on topic?
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« Reply #30 on: January 21, 2010, 06:02:05 PM »
Quote from: Hanify on January 21, 2010, 05:58:49 PM
Tyefly has spoken!!!  We were concerned with frog dodo and in fact should have been looking at the almighty furry poop!

No!  No!  This is not the true Tyefly, this is an impostor!

The Tyefly I worship would never speak thusly!!
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« Reply #31 on: January 21, 2010, 06:11:30 PM »
  Rocker      those frogs work for me ..... catching flies  so I dont have to tie...........   
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« Reply #32 on: January 21, 2010, 06:14:50 PM »
Just so everyone knows, I personally know the illustrious and genius creator of this thread.  I am with him in his dialysis chair three times per week, not besides him, but rather in the same chair.  I can tell you he is upset as some of you aren't taking this debate seriously.  You must stay on topic.  He said something about a kiss....
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« Reply #33 on: January 21, 2010, 06:17:21 PM »
Off topic, OFF TOPIC!!!
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« Reply #34 on: January 21, 2010, 06:25:21 PM »
Oh NO!  :o
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« Reply #35 on: January 21, 2010, 06:27:17 PM »
I have a sign exactly like that ......... I tried to tell the frogs that.......  oh  I mean the dogs...... :rofl;
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« Reply #36 on: January 21, 2010, 06:31:35 PM »
tyefly let it slip!!! (See ylguy's theory #1)
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« Reply #37 on: January 21, 2010, 09:37:35 PM »
Dan, just FYI:
The dodo was a large, flightless bird. Related to pigeons and doves, it stood about a 3 feet tall, weighing about 44 lb, living on fruit and nesting on the ground. The dodo has been extinct since the mid-to-late 17th century.
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« Reply #38 on: January 21, 2010, 09:46:27 PM »
Ahhh - but is it extinct - or has it just gone forever?  It could be extinct, which would mean it's gone forever, but it may not just be gone forever according to the great rules of extinctness!
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« Reply #39 on: January 21, 2010, 09:54:49 PM »
But the real question is, would it let a frog sit on it? It seems unlikely, but I don't know dodos like Dan knows dodos.
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« Reply #40 on: January 21, 2010, 11:10:22 PM »
You guys are just hysterical. No wonder I love all of you!!!
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« Reply #41 on: January 21, 2010, 11:39:48 PM »
Quote from: okarol on January 21, 2010, 09:54:49 PM
But the real question is, would it let a frog sit on it? It seems unlikely, but I don't know dodos like Dan knows dodos.

If you knew Dodo - like Dan knows dodo - oh,  oh  oh what a girl...
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« Reply #42 on: January 22, 2010, 05:43:25 AM »
Ok so i'm new to all this great froggieness but is there a great froggy christ or anti christ? did the great froggy evolve or did it just snap into being because it wished to exist........ Do we believe in the Frog?

Also, what came first the frog or the doodoo (or the dodo, one problem though wouldn't the dodo bird have eaten the great frog?)
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« Reply #43 on: January 22, 2010, 06:32:30 AM »
Jenny, I can see that yo are confused. This is why we have the Book of Frog to help us understand the world.

Please take time to read the correct translation of it from Amphibian to English, because there are many, many translations that reflect the leanings of the translators.

I am concerned that the matchbook translation contains too much fire and brimstone. The Dodo translation is a bit too flighty. The doodoo translation is too full of cr*p. That leaves us with the Willow translation. I personally find this one to be the TRUTH. Please PM me for a full text as I have gotten a feeling that long quotes from the Book of Frog are tedious to some readers.

Froggy blessings to you. And as revealed to us in Wart, Chapter 4, Verse 5: He who hops is happy.

Hop-along for happiness.

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« Reply #44 on: January 22, 2010, 06:42:48 AM »
    In the holy book of Frogs, chaopter 1 verse 2, it says:  "And the frogs hopped upon the land.  They ate bugs.  And, there was great peace upon the land."  What more can you ask for.   I refered to my copy, the modern english translation from frogese.   
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« Reply #45 on: January 22, 2010, 07:01:06 AM »
Bow down before the book of frog!   :bow; :bow; :bow;
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« Reply #46 on: January 22, 2010, 07:10:18 AM »
We believe that tadpole is the only son of frog.  We do not worship toads.  We pray to them to pray for us on their behalf.  That is one of the biggest misconceptions.
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« Reply #47 on: January 22, 2010, 07:21:11 AM »
Great beliefs...... far better than others......   Frogs do deserve respect..... :rofl;
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« Reply #48 on: January 22, 2010, 07:25:48 AM »
I stepped in frog pee.
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« Reply #49 on: January 22, 2010, 07:28:24 AM »
  Better get that looked at ....... Is there a Doctor in the house........  Calling Doctor...... 

     You could ask hemodoc.......... 
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