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Off-Topic => Off-Topic: Talk about anything you want. => Topic started by: billybags on September 27, 2009, 11:42:44 PM
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I will start this off:
GOOD MORNING, LET THE STRESS BEGIN.
EDITED:Moved to off-topic area-kitkatz,Moderator
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I liked one that I saw in a restaurant (of all places) in India, many years ago. It simply said..."No spitting hither and thither indiscriminately." I of course was immediately left to wonder what discriminate spitting might look like. :rofl;
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Sign in a nurse's office (having a dig at the crotchety male doctor)...
"Would you like to speak to the man in charge, or the woman who knows???"
And one I bought for my doctor... It says...
"Doctors are like nappies... Always on your ass and usually full of s**t!!!!"... She LOVES it!.....
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The one on my meeting table:
I have flying monkees and I'm not afraid to use them!!!!
:bandance;
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lol
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Once near where I lived a tagger had written "Satin Rules" with a paint can on a wall, instead of Satan. I laughed and laughed. Wish I'd taken a photo.
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In our Clubhouse:
Everyone here brings happiness
Some when they enter
Some when they leave
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On the BOTTOM of a microwave dinner box:
Do not turn box over.
:rofl; :rofl;
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There is a funeral home near my parents house called Slaughter and Sons.
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There is a funeral home near my parents house called Slaughter and Sons.
And here in Toronto, there is a funeral home in the Chinatown area, called The Wing On Funeral Home.
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hehe i love this thread!
A little town on the way to the bay has a used furniture store on main street with a hand painted sign that says
for sale: chester drawers
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REMEMBER: STRESSED IS DESSERTS SPELLED BACKWARDS!
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Here in Ipswich UK there's a "Local Tool Hire" shop next door to "Hamptons"
I know that our UK members will find that amusing, if somewhat archaic. I imagine that the dialect differences will preclude our US members from "getting" the joke.
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We have estate agents (again in UK) called Doolittle and Dalley :rofl;
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Here in Ipswich UK there's a "Local Tool Hire" shop next door to "Hamptons"
I know that our UK members will find that amusing, if somewhat archaic. I imagine that the dialect differences will preclude our US members from "getting" the joke.
I don't get it either - you'll have to elaborate.
This is a great thread.
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Our local butcher is Mr Meats...it was destined I guess.
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I got a couple..
On your way to NS from NB there was a cemetery and in it was a hotel sign that read "restwell hotel"
and a key chain I gave my sis.
" Bitch formally known as Princess" :rofl;
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here in san Pablo Laguna Philippines i saw a sign
Antiques made to order
another in funeral homes
having special sale
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On a Church sign:
Sunday, 10:30 AM: False Teachings
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hi
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keep them coming gang, there are some really funny ones on here. :cheer:
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:yahoo;
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Ang- those signs went around in our work through email in a flash this summer. We had a lot of "shovel ready projects" and once we got to work we were trapped I swear........ Some of the road constsruction is coming to an end and we'll have to take that off our bulletin board now...... :bandance;
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Not a sign but the truth.
In college (well over 1/2 century ago) a bunch of us non "frat" types rented a big house to stay in. Mostly we were up all night long and one very religous dude (oh no, I don't want to get in trouble for this but it is funny) listened to all night Christian radio. About 3:30 in the morning some dude would come on the radio offering "autographed pictures of Jesus Christ" for a donation.
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Driving from Columbia to Fulton MO on a 4 lane highway, there is a billboard with giant red letters advertising "Testicle Festival". It causes a lot of folks to stop and take pictures of it! And in Cape Fair, MO there is a sign advertising an annual event called "Oinklawn Downs" which is actually a yearly pig race with betting, etc., proceeds go to charities.
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Here in Ipswich UK there's a "Local Tool Hire" shop next door to "Hamptons"
I know that our UK members will find that amusing, if somewhat archaic. I imagine that the dialect differences will preclude our US members from "getting" the joke.
I don't get it either - you'll have to elaborate.
This is a great thread.
In the UK the words 'Hampton' and 'Tool' are euphemisms for a penis.
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Hehe. Didn't know that but always looking for new expression. My nurse Tan is supposed to start teaching me some Vietnamese dirty words on Friday.
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I dont know the premise of this sign, but to see it makes you do a double take!
(http://usera.ImageCave.com/boxertrio/god.jpg)
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On a box of Christmas Lights it said - For indoor or outdoor use only. What other use could there be?
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On a box of Christmas Lights it said - For indoor or outdoor use only. What other use could there be?
You are not to decorate the inner child with those Christmas lights.
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Ok, no signs here, just three malaprops. I once heard a woman refer to jonquils as jonikals. Another woman said she loved the smell of ucaliiputis (eucalyptus). The final one - my father once bought me a hyacinth and "accidentally" left the bill with it. The bill read 1 hycalith. Ya gotta love people!
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When I was on spring break in Florida I saw a sign for a bail bondsman:
Be good! But if you don't, call ###-####.
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haha there was a stop sign that someone gratified. it said instead of stop all way "Stop Voldemort All The way." I laughed so hard at that! I wish I took a picture