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« Reply #25 on: October 08, 2009, 03:25:31 AM »
Quote from: Hanify on September 29, 2009, 11:22:48 PM
Quote from: Stoday on September 29, 2009, 06:13:23 PM
Here in Ipswich UK there's a "Local Tool Hire" shop next door to "Hamptons"

I know that our UK members will find that amusing, if somewhat archaic. I imagine that the dialect differences will preclude our US members from "getting" the joke.

I don't get it either - you'll have to elaborate.
This is a great thread.
In the UK the words 'Hampton' and 'Tool' are euphemisms for a penis.
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« Reply #26 on: October 08, 2009, 05:53:20 AM »
Hehe.  Didn't know that but always looking for new expression.  My nurse Tan is supposed to start teaching me some Vietnamese dirty words on Friday. 
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Come to think of it, nothing is funny anymore.

Nothing that I post here is intended for fact but rather for exploration into my personal thought processes.  Any slight, use of words with multiple connotations or other percieved insults are totally unintended.  I reserve my insults for private.
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« Reply #27 on: October 08, 2009, 12:37:52 PM »
I dont know the premise of this sign, but to see it makes you do a double take!
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« Reply #28 on: October 08, 2009, 01:31:12 PM »
On a box of Christmas Lights it said - For indoor or outdoor use only. What other use could there be?
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« Reply #29 on: October 08, 2009, 03:14:24 PM »
Quote from: pklipe57 on October 08, 2009, 01:31:12 PM
On a box of Christmas Lights it said - For indoor or outdoor use only. What other use could there be?


You are not to decorate the inner child with those Christmas lights.
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« Reply #30 on: October 10, 2009, 08:36:03 AM »
Ok, no signs here, just three malaprops.  I once heard a woman refer to jonquils as jonikals.  Another woman said she loved the smell of ucaliiputis (eucalyptus).  The final one - my father once bought me a hyacinth and "accidentally" left the bill with it.  The bill read 1 hycalith.  Ya gotta love people!
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« Reply #31 on: October 10, 2009, 08:58:38 AM »
When I was on spring break in Florida I saw a sign for a bail bondsman:

Be good! But if you don't, call ###-####.
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« Reply #32 on: October 10, 2009, 09:24:52 PM »
haha there was a stop sign that someone gratified. it said instead of stop all way "Stop Voldemort All The way." I laughed so hard at that! I wish I took a picture
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