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« on: September 27, 2009, 11:42:44 PM » |
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I will start this off:
GOOD MORNING, LET THE STRESS BEGIN.
EDITED:Moved to off-topic area-kitkatz,Moderator
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monrein
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« Reply #1 on: September 28, 2009, 04:49:24 AM » |
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I liked one that I saw in a restaurant (of all places) in India, many years ago. It simply said..."No spitting hither and thither indiscriminately." I of course was immediately left to wonder what discriminate spitting might look like.  |
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Pyelonephritis (began at 8 mos old)
Home haemo 1980-1985 (self-cannulated with 15 gauge sharps)
Cadaveric transplant 1985
New upper-arm fistula April 2008
Uldall-Cook catheter inserted May 2008
Haemo-dialysis, self care unit June 2008
(2 1/2 hours X 5 weekly)
Self-cannulated, 15 gauge blunts, buttonholes.
Living donor transplant (sister-in law Kathy) Feb. 2009
First failed kidney transplant removed Apr. 2009
Second trx doing great so far...all lab values in normal ranges
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« Reply #2 on: September 28, 2009, 04:58:47 AM » |
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Sign in a nurse's office (having a dig at the crotchety male doctor)...
"Would you like to speak to the man in charge, or the woman who knows???"
And one I bought for my doctor... It says...
"Doctors are like nappies... Always on your ass and usually full of s**t!!!!"... She LOVES it!.....
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Cared for my late mum, Elsie who had Kidney Failure... Darling mum died on July 15th 2014... May her gentle soul rest in peace....
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« Reply #3 on: September 28, 2009, 05:15:35 PM » |
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The one on my meeting table: I have flying monkees and I'm not afraid to use them!!!!  |
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« Reply #4 on: September 28, 2009, 06:43:31 PM » |
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lol
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Jack A Adams July 2, 1957--Feb. 28, 2009
I will miss him- FOREVER
caregiver to Jack (he was on dialysis)
RCC
nephrectomy april13,2006
dialysis april 14,2006
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Hanify
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« Reply #5 on: September 28, 2009, 10:35:27 PM » |
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Once near where I lived a tagger had written "Satin Rules" with a paint can on a wall, instead of Satan. I laughed and laughed. Wish I'd taken a photo.
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Diagnosed Nov 2007 with Multiple Myeloma.
By Jan 2008 was in end stage renal failure and on haemodialysis.
Changed to CAPD in April 2008. Now on PD with a cycler. Working very part time - teaching music. Love it. Husband is Paul (we're both 46), daughter Molly is 13.
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« Reply #6 on: September 28, 2009, 11:17:30 PM » |
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In our Clubhouse:
Everyone here brings happiness
Some when they enter
Some when they leave
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One day at a time, thats all I can do.
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« Reply #7 on: September 29, 2009, 01:46:07 PM » |
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On the BOTTOM of a microwave dinner box: Do not turn box over. |
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Wife to Carl, who has PKD. Mother to Meagan, who has PKD. Partner for NxStage HD August 2008 - February 2011. Carl transplanted with cadaveric kidney, February 3, 2011.  |
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My dear daughter
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« Reply #8 on: September 29, 2009, 02:11:15 PM » |
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There is a funeral home near my parents house called Slaughter and Sons.
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Diagnosed with FSGS April of 1987
First Dialysis 11/87 - CAPD
Transplant #1 10/13/94
Second round of Dialysis stated 9/06 - In Center Hemo
Transplant #2 5/24/10
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« Reply #9 on: September 29, 2009, 02:40:18 PM » |
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There is a funeral home near my parents house called Slaughter and Sons.
And here in Toronto, there is a funeral home in the Chinatown area, called The Wing On Funeral Home. |
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Pyelonephritis (began at 8 mos old)
Home haemo 1980-1985 (self-cannulated with 15 gauge sharps)
Cadaveric transplant 1985
New upper-arm fistula April 2008
Uldall-Cook catheter inserted May 2008
Haemo-dialysis, self care unit June 2008
(2 1/2 hours X 5 weekly)
Self-cannulated, 15 gauge blunts, buttonholes.
Living donor transplant (sister-in law Kathy) Feb. 2009
First failed kidney transplant removed Apr. 2009
Second trx doing great so far...all lab values in normal ranges
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« Reply #10 on: September 29, 2009, 02:57:12 PM » |
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hehe i love this thread!
A little town on the way to the bay has a used furniture store on main street with a hand painted sign that says
for sale: chester drawers
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Come to think of it, nothing is funny anymore.
Nothing that I post here is intended for fact but rather for exploration into my personal thought processes. Any slight, use of words with multiple connotations or other percieved insults are totally unintended. I reserve my insults for private.
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kitkatz
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« Reply #11 on: September 29, 2009, 05:04:10 PM » |
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REMEMBER: STRESSED IS DESSERTS SPELLED BACKWARDS!
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 lifenotonthelist.com Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5 Remember your present situation is not your final destination. Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time. "If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1 |
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« Reply #12 on: September 29, 2009, 06:13:23 PM » |
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Here in Ipswich UK there's a "Local Tool Hire" shop next door to "Hamptons"
I know that our UK members will find that amusing, if somewhat archaic. I imagine that the dialect differences will preclude our US members from "getting" the joke.
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Diagnosed stage 3 CKD May 2003
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Heart Attacks June 2005; October 2010; July 2011
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« Reply #13 on: September 29, 2009, 11:19:17 PM » |
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We have estate agents (again in UK) called Doolittle and Dalley |
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« Reply #14 on: September 29, 2009, 11:22:48 PM » |
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Here in Ipswich UK there's a "Local Tool Hire" shop next door to "Hamptons"
I know that our UK members will find that amusing, if somewhat archaic. I imagine that the dialect differences will preclude our US members from "getting" the joke.
I don't get it either - you'll have to elaborate. This is a great thread. |
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Diagnosed Nov 2007 with Multiple Myeloma.
By Jan 2008 was in end stage renal failure and on haemodialysis.
Changed to CAPD in April 2008. Now on PD with a cycler. Working very part time - teaching music. Love it. Husband is Paul (we're both 46), daughter Molly is 13.
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« Reply #15 on: September 29, 2009, 11:23:46 PM » |
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Our local butcher is Mr Meats...it was destined I guess.
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Diagnosed Nov 2007 with Multiple Myeloma.
By Jan 2008 was in end stage renal failure and on haemodialysis.
Changed to CAPD in April 2008. Now on PD with a cycler. Working very part time - teaching music. Love it. Husband is Paul (we're both 46), daughter Molly is 13.
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« Reply #16 on: September 30, 2009, 03:00:51 AM » |
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I got a couple.. On your way to NS from NB there was a cemetery and in it was a hotel sign that read "restwell hotel" and a key chain I gave my sis. " Bitch formally known as Princess" |
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diagnosed lupus - June 2007
Lupus nephritis resulting in dialysis- Jan 2008
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here iam still skateboarding even on dialysis
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« Reply #17 on: September 30, 2009, 04:07:26 AM » |
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here in san Pablo Laguna Philippines i saw a sign
Antiques made to order
another in funeral homes
having special sale
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thank you and take care
Nicolas Buenafe
January 2 diagnose ESRD
January 05, 2007 start dialysis
51.5k dry weight
Braun Dialog Machine
2x a week
Blood Pump 300-380
Plan for transplant maybe next year looking for funds
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Wallyz
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« Reply #18 on: September 30, 2009, 10:27:47 AM » |
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On a Church sign:
Sunday, 10:30 AM: False Teachings
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glitter
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« Reply #19 on: September 30, 2009, 11:21:15 AM » |
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hi
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Jack A Adams July 2, 1957--Feb. 28, 2009
I will miss him- FOREVER
caregiver to Jack (he was on dialysis)
RCC
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dialysis april 14,2006
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billybags
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« Reply #20 on: September 30, 2009, 11:26:03 AM » |
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keep them coming gang, there are some really funny ones on here.  |
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Ang
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« Reply #21 on: September 30, 2009, 08:19:43 PM » |
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live life to the full and you won't die wondering
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Slywalker
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« Reply #22 on: October 01, 2009, 05:40:20 AM » |
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Ang- those signs went around in our work through email in a flash this summer. We had a lot of "shovel ready projects" and once we got to work we were trapped I swear........ Some of the road constsruction is coming to an end and we'll have to take that off our bulletin board now...... |
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« Reply #23 on: October 01, 2009, 05:42:30 PM » |
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Not a sign but the truth.
In college (well over 1/2 century ago) a bunch of us non "frat" types rented a big house to stay in. Mostly we were up all night long and one very religous dude (oh no, I don't want to get in trouble for this but it is funny) listened to all night Christian radio. About 3:30 in the morning some dude would come on the radio offering "autographed pictures of Jesus Christ" for a donation.
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Come to think of it, nothing is funny anymore.
Nothing that I post here is intended for fact but rather for exploration into my personal thought processes. Any slight, use of words with multiple connotations or other percieved insults are totally unintended. I reserve my insults for private.
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« Reply #24 on: October 01, 2009, 08:44:02 PM » |
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Driving from Columbia to Fulton MO on a 4 lane highway, there is a billboard with giant red letters advertising "Testicle Festival". It causes a lot of folks to stop and take pictures of it! And in Cape Fair, MO there is a sign advertising an annual event called "Oinklawn Downs" which is actually a yearly pig race with betting, etc., proceeds go to charities.
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"The key to being patient is having something to do in the meantime" AU
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