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« Reply #25 on: July 28, 2006, 08:08:27 PM »
Can they be dirty poems?  I may have a few.  ;)
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« Reply #26 on: July 28, 2006, 09:28:09 PM »
Asking about the next poem
Can be dangerous in your home.
You might be reading some posts
And then whammo some crazy host
Goes and writes a tome.
Is it so hard to write?
Not when you feel so right.

Teehee!  Teehee!
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #27 on: July 29, 2006, 04:30:12 AM »
sleep sleep
always tired
but sleep I can't keep
The Sandman I must fire.

I am awake
at 3am
My dreams I can't make
The hours I must cram.

Why can't I sleep?
I miss good sleep so I weep.
I daydream of good health
and a good job that brings me wealth.

One day I will be normal
and my bladder will be full
I will have pizza
with lots of mozzarella

I won't feel faint
My blood won't be of taint
and I will have energy
to run and catch a Frisbee!

Be able to walk
in the kidney walk
and feel proud
of all accomplishments all around

Maybe one day
we can say
a transplant is a cure
I am sure

but for now
this is how
we live to say
live day by day

© 2006 A. Essery
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I know not that good but I wrote it off the top if my head  :-[
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« Reply #28 on: July 29, 2006, 10:51:05 AM »
Pretty good poem there Angie.
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #29 on: July 29, 2006, 11:48:51 AM »
Quote from: kitkatz on July 29, 2006, 10:51:05 AM
Pretty good poem there Angie.
Really?? Wow! I rarely get complements lol  :-[
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« Reply #30 on: July 29, 2006, 04:14:11 PM »
Agreed, that is very well said there Angie.  A poem doesn't have to rhyme, it just has to come from the heart.
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« Reply #31 on: July 29, 2006, 05:45:12 PM »
but it does rhyme ..
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« Reply #32 on: July 29, 2006, 08:21:02 PM »
Too tired to sleep
Over my head
and in way to deep.
I try to slumber in my bed.

I awake with the itchies
To tired to really scratch
It makes me get the bitchies
I wonder if it's chicken pox I catch.

No, it is not the chicken pox
So I wander the house
Checking the locks
Tip toeing quiet as a mouse.

I do not want to wake
The sleeping one.
Two Benadryl I will take
Then hopefully off to sleep I will run.

Sleep, sleep blessed sleep!
I settle back into my bed.
I count millions of sheep.
I see them all in my head.

Soon I am asleep.
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #33 on: July 30, 2006, 10:34:16 AM »
Quote from: kitkatz on July 29, 2006, 08:21:02 PM
Too tired to sleep
Over my head
and in way to deep.
I try to slumber in my bed.

I awake with the itchies
To tired to really scratch
It makes me get the bitchies
I wonder if it's chicken pox I catch.

No, it is not the chicken pox
So I wander the house
Checking the locks
Tip toeing quiet as a mouse.

I do not want to wake
The sleeping one.
Two Benadryl I will take
Then hopefully off to sleep I will run.

Sleep, sleep blessed sleep!
I settle back into my bed.
I count millions of sheep.
I see them all in my head.

Soon I am asleep.


I love that!!! heheh bad itchies ;) Phosphate must be high ;)
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« Reply #34 on: August 18, 2006, 02:16:17 PM »
I hate dialysis and I'm just the wife,

It sneaks up on you and takes over life!

Now "Boris" he has come to stay,

And Baxter feeds him everyday!  ;)
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« Reply #35 on: August 18, 2006, 02:57:53 PM »
Yay,  good one, Hope the Hephman is doing better and you are hanging in there girlfriend,  *taps fingers* just waiting for some pics here... ;)    J/k
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« Reply #36 on: August 19, 2006, 12:34:52 AM »
If you want pics quick, just take a trip over the pond and help me unpack!  ;D
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« Reply #37 on: August 19, 2006, 10:05:49 AM »
Okay.
*Flaps arms as hard as she can to take off to fly*
Hey this is not working.  Sorry HephLL. I just can't get the plane to work. You will have to unpack yourself.
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #38 on: August 19, 2006, 11:37:24 AM »
ROFLMAO  ;D
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« Reply #39 on: November 15, 2006, 09:30:09 AM »
Eeny,meeney, miney moe
Where in the access will the needles go?

I went to dialysis the other day
And wouldn't you know it I lost my way!

The tech came out
I started to pout.

I guess in the long run
I just wanted to have some fun!
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #40 on: November 15, 2006, 08:23:59 PM »
Quote from: kitkatz on November 15, 2006, 09:30:09 AM
Eeny,meeney, miney moe
Where in the access will the needles go?

I went to dialysis the other day
And wouldn't you know it I lost my way!

The tech came out
I started to pout.

I guess in the long run
I just wanted to have some fun!
The fistula rolled left
The fistula rolled right

Come on you can stick it
Don't let it win the fight!

Never thought I would win
but now it is finally in

Then my BP drops
I just want to plop

Lay me back so I can faint
Looks like my face is white paint.

Turn off my UF, take me off
When it alarms please don't scoff!

Let me go home to bed
Hurry up. go ahead!

Can't wait til I get a kidney
Then will my machine miss me? :P
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« Reply #41 on: November 16, 2006, 12:21:52 PM »
Cool poem, Angie. Very creative.
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #42 on: December 01, 2006, 06:43:04 PM »
A look into the mind of a 16 yr old. 
About to start dialysis.
This is how I saw my family....my LIFE.




 COURAGEOUS


I'm courageous you must believe

through thick in thin I stick it out.

The doctors say you'll tough it out

be strong be willing be a man.

My mother says, "oh he's not ready

dint put pressure on him already".

My dad is a jerk through it all

doesn't give a damn if I fall.

My sister Michelle says like this

he can't have mine or have this.

My sister Sheila doesn't know

what to say or for me to know.

I can say I am not ready

To say the doctors are all ready.
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« Reply #43 on: December 04, 2006, 02:19:14 PM »
I wrote some dialysis haiku a few months ago while on the machine:

dialysis chair
sitting here watching my blood
i need a kidney

drinking dark soda
is something i cannot do
i don't pee it out

oh to pee again
to take lots of potty breaks
sweet release of pee

it ain't shakespeare but..... ;D
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« Reply #44 on: May 19, 2008, 02:13:43 PM »
IHD

Who do you know
That cheers at the sight
Of a bag full of yellow
And a smile so bright?

Where do you go
When you need help and hugs
Overwhelmed by the challenge
Of dialysis and drugs?

How long do you stay
At the keyboard to see
The friends and the topics
Or is it just me?
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