I'm too chicken to get done what I'd like to get. On my sides I'd like to get the devil and portraits of evil on my right and on my left a portrait of Jesus and all that is good and a scale across my abdomen weighing out the good and bad in my life. I don't think they make scales big enough to go across my tummy.
I got a tattoo of a butterfly on the back of my right hip. Although most would disagree and say that it's on my ass..... However, I'd like to go back and get two small kidneys placed in the middle of my back where my native kidneys used to be before they were removed. Then I won't be lying when I say that I actually have kidneys!!!! :-)
By the way, Wade and I are totally getting this tattoo when he gets his kidney: