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« Reply #25 on: July 25, 2006, 08:58:25 PM »
YES!  That one is so true. 
You might be a dialysis patient....
     if you can't type dailysi, dliasyis, dialysis  correctly on the message board.
     if you hand the passengers in your car relief tubes so they can take a potty break when you don't want to stop.
     if you make more trips to the store for ice than for food.
     if the pharmacist knows you by name and had your prescriptions filled before you call them in.
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« Reply #26 on: July 25, 2006, 09:08:40 PM »
Quote from: kitkatz on July 25, 2006, 08:58:25 PM
YES!  That one is so true. 
You might be a dialysis patient....
    if the pharmacist knows you be name and had your prescriptions filled before you call them in.


lol yes my pharamacist knows my name lol!! She can't fill prescriptions ahead of time however :P That one is great and sooo true nevertheless!!
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« Reply #27 on: July 26, 2006, 01:14:04 PM »
You might be a dailysis patient if you beat a teenager at snooker, and you hear the teenager say "I've just been beaten by that coffin dodger?". That happened last week >:(
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« Reply #28 on: July 27, 2006, 08:27:51 AM »
Quote from: kevno on July 26, 2006, 01:14:04 PM
You might be a dailysis patient if you beat a teenager at snooker, and you hear the teenager say "I've just been beaten by that coffin dodger?". That happened last week >:(
Are you serious?? lol
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« Reply #29 on: July 27, 2006, 06:08:18 PM »
I think the kid called it right!  >:D >:D >:D
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« Reply #30 on: July 27, 2006, 10:26:07 PM »
Playing off Kitkatz.....

You might be a dialysis patient if .........you can drive across the United States without stopping to pee.
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« Reply #31 on: July 28, 2006, 12:46:22 PM »
Quote from: Rerun on July 27, 2006, 10:26:07 PM
Playing off Kitkatz.....

You might be a dialysis patient if .........you can drive across the United States without stopping to pee.
Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off ;) I love that one! But sooo true!


You might be a dialysis patient if ... you spend hours on the computer and forget what it's like to have to say "be right back .. potty break"
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« Reply #32 on: July 28, 2006, 05:29:29 PM »
Got my own back on the younger one again beat him in the league KO, said to him "well you got beat by the coffin dodger again!" He went very quiet :-\  as his team mates laughed at him ;D I was told that he was going to wipe me off the snooker table. AS IF ::)

Thank for the sympathy KATIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OH! Sorry meant Kath
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« Reply #33 on: July 28, 2006, 09:30:39 PM »
Katie Go Kaboom!   Treading on dangerous ground, huh, Kevno????

You might be a dialysis patient if.... you are on IHD.com and Kevno gives you a hard time. TBBBBHHHHTTT!
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Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #34 on: July 28, 2006, 10:50:45 PM »
You might be a dialysis patient if...you are on IHD.com and get hollered at by Epoman for not using the spell check! >:D >:D

Love you Epoman. Just could not resist picking on you! ;D ;D ;D You are just so damned pickable! ;D ;D

Katherine
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #35 on: July 29, 2006, 05:03:18 AM »
you might be a dialysis patient if ... ... you get moody and overly emotional at posts on IHD and later think "why did I get upset over that puny thing??"
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« Reply #36 on: July 29, 2006, 11:50:01 AM »
Quote from: kitkatz on July 28, 2006, 10:50:45 PM
You might be a dialysis patient if...you are on IHD.com and get hollered at by Epoman for not using the spell check! >:D >:D

Love you Epoman. Just could not resist picking on you! ;D ;D ;D You are just so damned pickable! ;D ;D

Katherine

Go pick your nose.  :P ;)


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« Reply #37 on: July 29, 2006, 01:53:50 PM »
Picking nose and flinging boogers! ;D >:D
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #38 on: July 29, 2006, 02:33:06 PM »
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #39 on: July 29, 2006, 03:33:54 PM »
I just have to stop being such a smart ass half the time!
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #40 on: July 30, 2006, 10:15:30 AM »
Now! Now! Old Kitkatz calm down Don't want to set off your Pace Maker >:D
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« Reply #41 on: July 30, 2006, 10:32:26 AM »
I love how kitkatz is a smart ass  ;D
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« Reply #42 on: July 30, 2006, 11:31:32 PM »
Oh yeah.  That midnight oil burning turns me into an instant smart ass on here.
Now, Kevno, I warned you if you called me old one more time what would happen.

I will get the dialysis police to come get you for bothering old people on the net!

Katherine
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #43 on: July 31, 2006, 08:21:24 AM »
Not the DIALYSIS POLICE :'( Please just hit me with your Big Stick Kitkatz. They will make me sit in Reruns chair before see gets to the unit :( :'( You know what that means :'( :'( :'(
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« Reply #44 on: July 31, 2006, 10:41:21 PM »
*evil cackle*
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #45 on: August 01, 2006, 01:49:18 AM »
You might be a dialysis patient if you come to IHD.com, and use your keys as boxing gloves ;)
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« Reply #46 on: August 01, 2006, 05:47:02 AM »
You can say that again!
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« Reply #47 on: August 01, 2006, 04:15:10 PM »
And.....get ready to rumble!

You might be a dialysis patient if....
     you are pissed at a tech or nurse or someone in the clinic at least half of the time.
     you know more than your doctor does about your treatment and disease.
     you can put the dialysis machine together quicker than the tech can, including wiping the chair down.
     
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #48 on: August 04, 2006, 10:18:38 AM »
Sorry kitkatz misread i thought you wrote "you pissed at a tech or nurse or someone in the clinic" Wondered HOW :o
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« Reply #49 on: August 04, 2006, 09:50:12 PM »
You might be a dialysis patient if...............

a friend says out loud "I gotta go hang a leak" and you growl at them ;)
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