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« on: September 09, 2007, 09:03:59 AM »
13 things PMS  stands for :   
1.   Pass My Shotgun
2.   Psychotic Mood Shift
3.   Perpetual Munching Spree
4.   Puffy Mid-Section
5.   People Make me Sick
6.   Provide Me with Sweets
7.   Pardon My Sobbing
8.   Pimples May Surface
9.   Pass My Sweat pants
10.   Pissy Mood Syndrome
11.   Plainly, Men Suck
12.   Pack My Stuff
13.   Potential Murder Suspect

So remember:  Money talks………..but CHOCOLATE SINGS !!!!!!     :)
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« Reply #1 on: September 09, 2007, 12:53:24 PM »
 :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
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« Reply #2 on: September 09, 2007, 01:18:13 PM »
 :rofl; :rofl;  good one  :rofl;
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« Reply #3 on: September 09, 2007, 02:07:43 PM »
 :rofl;
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« Reply #4 on: September 09, 2007, 02:17:58 PM »
you forgot one Razman buddy, ol' pal,  PUTTING up with  MENS SHIT  ;)  (whew, that felt good getting it off my chest) lol  :bandance;
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« Reply #5 on: September 09, 2007, 03:32:43 PM »
 :rofl;
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« Reply #6 on: September 09, 2007, 03:52:41 PM »
I have a friend whose initials are PMS.
She has that on her license plate.
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« Reply #7 on: September 09, 2007, 04:42:29 PM »
14. Pickup More Snickers!
15. Pour Me Scotch.
 :bandance;
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« Reply #8 on: September 09, 2007, 06:23:05 PM »
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Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #9 on: September 09, 2007, 06:35:36 PM »

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I think this post belongs in Off topic - Joke thread -- but now I have made it dialysis related (I think??) heheheh
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« Reply #10 on: September 09, 2007, 06:43:27 PM »
politically motivated skeemer (sp?) 
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If I must do this to live, I must strive to live
while I am doing this.
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« Reply #11 on: September 09, 2007, 11:22:06 PM »
Quote from: okarol on September 09, 2007, 06:35:36 PM

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I think this post belongs in Off topic - Joke thread -- but now I have made it dialysis related (I think??) heheheh


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Admin for IHateDialysis 2008 - 2014, retired.
Jenna is our daughter, bad bladder damaged her kidneys.
Was on in-center hemodialysis 2003-2007.
7 yr transplant lost due to rejection.
She did PD Sept. 2013 - July 2017
Found a swap living donor using social media, friends, family.
New kidney in a paired donation swap July 26, 2017.
Her story ---> https://www.facebook.com/WantedKidneyDonor
Please watch her video: http://youtu.be/D9ZuVJ_s80Y
Living Donors Rock! http://www.livingdonorsonline.org -
News video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-7KvgQDWpU
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« Reply #12 on: September 12, 2007, 02:51:01 AM »
PMS means run and hide for a week or two.
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i am a 51 year old male on dialysis for 3 years now. This is my second time. My brother donated a kidney to me about 13 years ago. I found this site on another site. I had to laugh when i saw what it was called. I hope to meet people from all over to talk about dialysis.
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« Reply #13 on: September 12, 2007, 11:44:16 AM »
Never had a problem with "PMS" so to me it means nothing  :lol;
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« Reply #14 on: September 14, 2007, 10:18:36 AM »
Pissed, Moody & Sobbing
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« Reply #15 on: September 20, 2007, 01:05:59 PM »
According to T.D.Jakes, men have a problem with PMS too - Power, Money, Sex.
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« Reply #16 on: September 20, 2007, 04:23:58 PM »
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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