Pills , Pills & more Pills

[Razman]

ODE TO PRESCRIPTIONS

A row of bottles on my shelf
Caused me to analyze myself.

One yellow pill I hope to pop
Goes to my heart so it won't stop.

A little white one that I take
Goes to my hands so they won't shake.

The blue ones (that I use a lot)
Tell me I'm happy when I'm not.

The purple goes to my brain
And tells me that I have no pain.

The capsules tell me not to sneeze,
Or cough, or choke, or even wheeze.

The red ones, smallest of them all,
Go to my blood so I won't fall.

The orange ones, so big and bright,
Stop my leg cramps in the night.

Such an array of brilliant pills;
Helping to cure all kinds of ills!

But what I'd really like to know
Is what tells each one where to go?

Does anyone else take lots of pills ?

[bolta72]

I take 3 different pills for blood pressure . About 11 total for the day. These along with my phos-lo and one for sleep.  Great poem.


                                         

[goofynina]

Razman, did you write that?  That is AWESOME    Good job 

[KICKSTART]

excellent ps ..could you put me down for some of those 'blue' ones please 

[goofynina]

excellent ps ..could you put me down for some of those 'blue' ones please

  LMFFAO @ Kickstart,  good one my friend 

[anja]

What a great poem, Razman!  Thanks for sharing, can I make copies???

[Sluff]

I can relate Raz..

[kitkatz]

I can relate to that poem!

[Razman]

Anyone can make a copy.  Stick it to the fridge.  Easiest way to explain all the pills to a friend so that they could understand !!Sometime we should just all get together a throw all our pills into one pot.  We can take some different ones each day.  Monday is red , Tuesday would be blue etc etc.  Maybe one of them will work !   

[goofynina]

Sounds like a plan to me amigo, count me in, well me and my pretty pretty pink pills

[Sluff]

sounds like a crap shoot to me, but hey I'll gamble!

[Bajanne]

Great poem!