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Michael Murphy
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« on: January 07, 2016, 08:05:12 AM »
Some nosy lady asked me what was wrong with my arm and pointed out my fistula.  This was just before Christmas and it was hot here in New Jersey and I had on a tee shirt.  For some reason the question annoyed me, I think it was the tone that the Question was asked.  I suddenly had a BobN moment and told her that I was just back from the tropics and I got a couple of bug bites and about a week later they started to grow.  I then told her I was waiting to see what emerged.  She started turning green.  I finished her off by raising my arm causing the fistula to shrink, told her maybe we will find out now.  Last I saw she was running out of the store screaming.  I doubt she will ever ask a person again about a body flaw.
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« Reply #1 on: January 07, 2016, 08:19:51 AM »
That's not right  .......

Fun though ...... :shy;
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VT Big Rig
Diagnosed - October 2012
Started with NxStage - April 2015
6 Fistula grams in 5 months,  New upper fistula Oct 2015, But now old one working fine, until August 2016 and it stopped, tried an angio, still no good
Started on new fistula .
God Bless my wife and care partner for her help
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« Reply #2 on: January 07, 2016, 08:52:58 AM »
I told someone I was growing lips for my new 'pouty lip' look that the Kardashians had! They actually believed me! :sir ken;
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« Reply #3 on: January 07, 2016, 11:27:47 AM »
Excellent (the bug bites).
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Oooooooh yeah!
« Reply #4 on: January 07, 2016, 04:49:00 PM »
I tell my kid's friends anything from I got bitten by a shark,  to I have a bee infestation in my arm
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« Reply #5 on: January 07, 2016, 05:24:47 PM »
My mother in-law was shown a picture of a mature fistula and she said "that must be an EXTREME case!". A case of what? Dialysis? Kidney failure?? As if it can be compared to a case of chicken pox...
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« Reply #6 on: January 07, 2016, 08:41:36 PM »
Guinnea worm disease.  It wasn't diagnosed early enough, and the worm got too big, so they had to leave it in.
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« Reply #7 on: January 07, 2016, 08:45:43 PM »
  You are all hysterical, and now, so am I!!! Hahahahahaha
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« Reply #8 on: January 08, 2016, 04:32:00 AM »
You folks are all infected by BobN ....and I love it. I am going to use some of these.
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VT Big Rig
Diagnosed - October 2012
Started with NxStage - April 2015
6 Fistula grams in 5 months,  New upper fistula Oct 2015, But now old one working fine, until August 2016 and it stopped, tried an angio, still no good
Started on new fistula .
God Bless my wife and care partner for her help
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« Reply #9 on: January 08, 2016, 09:12:14 AM »
Quote from: Vt Big Rig on January 08, 2016, 04:32:00 AM
You folks are all infected by BobN ....and I love it. I am going to use some of these.

Long live BobN and the wonderful influence he has on us all !!!  :grouphug;
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