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Whamo
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« on: February 23, 2012, 04:56:50 AM »
You can imagine the panic I caused the other day when I announced,  "There's a mouse on the floor."  The woman in the chair across from me almost popped out of her dress.  The nurses eyes all bugged out.  It was a computer mouse from the computer station across from my chair that had fallen on the floor.  I'm 59 years old going on 5. :rofl;
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« Reply #1 on: February 23, 2012, 05:42:13 AM »
 :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
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« Reply #2 on: February 23, 2012, 06:09:38 AM »
 :clap; :clap; :clap;You're bad! :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
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« Reply #3 on: February 23, 2012, 06:35:11 AM »
 :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;

I'm surprised nobody had a heart attack!....

Brilliant!....

Darth....
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Cared for my late mum, Elsie who had Kidney Failure... Darling mum died on July 15th 2014... May her gentle soul rest in peace....
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« Reply #4 on: February 23, 2012, 07:36:40 AM »
 :shy;   Who me ?  Cause trouble ? 
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« Reply #5 on: February 23, 2012, 08:03:19 AM »
Good one.  :clap;  :rofl;
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« Reply #6 on: February 23, 2012, 08:09:49 AM »
 :rofl;

So funny!!!
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« Reply #7 on: February 23, 2012, 10:35:35 AM »
You little sneak you!    >:D That is so cute....

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« Reply #8 on: February 23, 2012, 10:58:31 AM »
You are so naughty, you could have given some one a heart attack, I would have screamed, they are my worst nightmare for what ever reason.
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« Reply #9 on: February 23, 2012, 09:39:45 PM »
Labeled you the troublemaker, huh?  :rofl; :rofl;
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« Reply #10 on: February 23, 2012, 10:48:45 PM »
I like this guy.
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« Reply #11 on: February 23, 2012, 10:52:15 PM »
Tee hee hee!
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« Reply #12 on: February 24, 2012, 12:14:09 AM »
Funny, funny!!!!!    :rofl; :rofl;
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« Reply #13 on: February 24, 2012, 12:23:00 AM »
Quote from: Gerald Lively on February 23, 2012, 10:48:45 PM
I like this guy.

Me too!!!...  :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;

Darth...
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« Reply #14 on: March 12, 2012, 10:39:14 PM »
 :rofl; :2thumbsup; :yahoo;

This cheered me up tonight!!
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