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« Reply #25 on: October 26, 2011, 03:40:58 AM »
Please make it a trouble free session
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« Reply #26 on: October 26, 2011, 04:14:03 AM »
Get in, sleep, get out.
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« Reply #27 on: October 26, 2011, 05:45:10 AM »
Another one could be "A two needle day is a good day" :bow;

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« Reply #28 on: October 26, 2011, 05:50:35 AM »
I like the one from the IHD t-shirts: Infiltrate me and Die!
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Think GOD doesn't have a sense of humor?
HE created marriage and children.
Think about it! LOL!
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« Reply #29 on: October 26, 2011, 06:27:46 AM »
"I am doing this because I want to see my grandsons grow up"
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« Reply #30 on: October 26, 2011, 04:16:22 PM »
Mine is also "me time".   :flower;
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« Reply #31 on: October 28, 2011, 05:09:58 PM »
Since I'm kidney free, dialysis is for me.
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06/85 Diagnosed with type 1 Diabetes
10/04 Radical Nephrectomy (Kidney Cancer or renal cell carcinoma)
02/08 Started Hemodialysis
04/08 Started Peritoneal Dialysis (CAPD)
05/08 Started CCPD (my cycler: The little box of alarms)
07/09 AV Fistula and Permacath added, PD catheter removed. PD discontinued and Hemodialysis resumed
08/09 AV Fistula redone higher up on arm, first one did not work
07/11 Mass found on remaining kidney
08/11 Radical Nephrectomy, confirmed that mass was renal cell carcinoma
12/12 Whipple, mass on pancreas confirmed as renal cell carcinoma

• Don't Knock on Death's door; Ring the bell and run away. Death hates that.

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« Reply #32 on: October 29, 2011, 01:29:54 AM »
I love these mottos!  I'm going to adopt them for myself.
God bless you all for your strength.
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« Reply #33 on: October 29, 2011, 10:33:22 AM »
these people are armed with needles - so be friendly! :Kit n Stik;
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Please note: I am no expert. Advise given is not medical advise but from my own experience or research. Or just a feeling...

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« Reply #34 on: October 29, 2011, 10:34:57 PM »
I relate 100% to the please let this treatment go smoothly motto.  Somedays it's like this guy.... :Kit n Stik;
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« Reply #35 on: October 30, 2011, 11:35:04 AM »
Mine was "Boring is better."  Exciting was never a good thing.

Now I'm hoping for cariad's "Never again."  I'll settle for "Not for decades!"
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« Reply #36 on: October 30, 2011, 02:13:19 PM »
Erm, I really don't have a motto. I just try and stay positive and don't let the fact that my kidneys have failed bring me down. *shrug*
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September 15th '11 : Went into stage 5 ESRD
September 19th : Started hemo with permacath, PD cath inserted
September 28th : Started manual PD
November 9th '11: Started PD on cycler
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« Reply #37 on: October 30, 2011, 08:07:06 PM »
When I was doing in center Hemo when they were putting me on I would be telling them what I wanted and I would always say which I could tell for some reason they hated, "Its my body, my health so its my way."

God, I pray I never have to go back to in-center Hemo again!!!!! :pray;

Oh and I stole this one from houseofdialysis aka: Ron and use it every chance I get, "Dialysis works for me, I don't work for dialysis."

those are just two of my 'dialysis' mottos

PS.......... I effin HATE dialysis!!!!!!!!!!  >:(
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CKD since: 1981
9.22.10: Catheter surgery
9.23.10: Started in center Hemo
10.06.10: Fistula surgery
12.02.10: Started using right upper arm Fistula (15 gauge)
12.30.10: Catheter Removed
07.01.11: Laparoscopic CAPD Catheter insertion
07.29.11: Started CAPD, 2000ml, 4 exchanges (Baxter)
08.15.11: Started filling with 1500ml (instead of 2000ml), 4 exchanges
08.21.11: Back to 2000ml fills, 4 exchanges (3-2.5% & 1-1.5%)
10.12.11: 2000ml fills, 4 exchanges (3 1.5% & 1-2.5% overnight)
11.08.11: Transplant list

Dialysis works for me, I don't work for dialysis!
It's my body, my health!!
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« Reply #38 on: November 02, 2011, 07:09:45 AM »
I love that one "Dialysis works for me, I dont work for dialysis"

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Me licking my kidneys from my birthday kidney cake
« Reply #39 on: November 02, 2011, 08:06:30 AM »
Quote from: Iwannabean on November 02, 2011, 07:09:45 AM
I love that one "Dialysis works for me, I dont work for dialysis"

Iwannabean

you can thank houseofdialysis for that, I just stole it from him and use it every chance I get hehe  ;D
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CKD since: 1981
9.22.10: Catheter surgery
9.23.10: Started in center Hemo
10.06.10: Fistula surgery
12.02.10: Started using right upper arm Fistula (15 gauge)
12.30.10: Catheter Removed
07.01.11: Laparoscopic CAPD Catheter insertion
07.29.11: Started CAPD, 2000ml, 4 exchanges (Baxter)
08.15.11: Started filling with 1500ml (instead of 2000ml), 4 exchanges
08.21.11: Back to 2000ml fills, 4 exchanges (3-2.5% & 1-1.5%)
10.12.11: 2000ml fills, 4 exchanges (3 1.5% & 1-2.5% overnight)
11.08.11: Transplant list

Dialysis works for me, I don't work for dialysis!
It's my body, my health!!
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« Reply #40 on: November 05, 2011, 03:32:39 PM »
the Kidney free, dialysis for me is lovely.

I still remind myself that I choose to come in, and get tortured. But then I'm not dead either
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I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left

1983 high proteinloss in urine, chemo, stroke,coma, dialysis
1984 double nephrectomy
1985 transplant from dad
1998 lost dads kidney, start PD
2003 peritineum burst, back to hemo
2012 start Nxstage home hemo
2020 start Gambro AK96

       still on waitinglist, still ok I think
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« Reply #41 on: November 08, 2011, 09:50:37 AM »
have needles, will infiltrate
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Me licking my kidneys from my birthday kidney cake
« Reply #42 on: November 08, 2011, 12:52:52 PM »
Quote from: Ken Shelmerdine on October 26, 2011, 02:26:41 AM
WTF am I doing here!!!!!  :rant; :rant;

staying alive thats what

 :grouphug;
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CKD since: 1981
9.22.10: Catheter surgery
9.23.10: Started in center Hemo
10.06.10: Fistula surgery
12.02.10: Started using right upper arm Fistula (15 gauge)
12.30.10: Catheter Removed
07.01.11: Laparoscopic CAPD Catheter insertion
07.29.11: Started CAPD, 2000ml, 4 exchanges (Baxter)
08.15.11: Started filling with 1500ml (instead of 2000ml), 4 exchanges
08.21.11: Back to 2000ml fills, 4 exchanges (3-2.5% & 1-1.5%)
10.12.11: 2000ml fills, 4 exchanges (3 1.5% & 1-2.5% overnight)
11.08.11: Transplant list

Dialysis works for me, I don't work for dialysis!
It's my body, my health!!
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