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« on: October 10, 2009, 03:15:19 PM »
 Wow, I had my fistula put in over a week ago and just today I can feel it through my skin! Strange feeling.I freaked my husband with it. :o
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« Reply #1 on: October 10, 2009, 03:54:07 PM »
Yeah. Have fun with that buzz!  :2thumbsup;
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« Reply #2 on: October 10, 2009, 04:22:17 PM »
Marvin constantly shows off his fistula.  To women, he says, "You want to feel my thrill?" which gets their attention pretty quickly -- even before they put their hand on his fistula (which gets another WOW look).  (Marvin loves to flirt almost as much as RichardMel.)  Marvin tells little kids that the doctor sewed up a bumblebee in his arm.  Kids seem the most amazed and accepting of Marvin's fistula.  Some adults will see his arm and say, "Oh, my God!"  They have this "yuck" look on their face.  Kids, on the other hand, say, "Cool."  I wish all people were as accepting as little kids.

I go to sleep every night by placing my hand on Marvin's fistula.  That's the only way I can go to sleep.  Weird, I know.
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« Reply #3 on: October 10, 2009, 04:52:20 PM »
Okay, here is "our" secret. When it is time to stick the needles and I have to check for the thrill, I slowly run my little finger all the way along the fistula. Slowly, all the way.

Gives Carl a thrill and not in the fistula!  :shy;

 :rofl; :rofl;
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« Reply #4 on: October 10, 2009, 05:40:04 PM »
oooh la la  Willow!  :)

I told my 4 year-old nephew that I had a bee in my arm.  He thought that was super cool.
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« Reply #5 on: October 10, 2009, 08:16:23 PM »
Quote from: willowtreewren on October 10, 2009, 04:52:20 PM
Okay, here is "our" secret. When it is time to stick the needles and I have to check for the thrill, I slowly run my little finger all the way along the fistula. Slowly, all the way.

Gives Carl a thrill and not in the fistula!  :shy;

 :rofl; :rofl;

Oh my, Aleta!  I'm going to try this on Marvin tomorrow night.  Sounds perfectly sinful.  I love it!   :yahoo;
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« Reply #6 on: October 10, 2009, 08:19:53 PM »
Go for it!  :thumbup;

It is a nightly ritual in our house!   :clap; :clap;

 :o :o
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« Reply #7 on: October 10, 2009, 08:22:51 PM »
Omg, that's exactly what my nurse does to me...
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« Reply #8 on: October 10, 2009, 08:25:06 PM »
My hubby told me that my thrill isnt strong enough for me......... I told him to get his own thrill.......
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« Reply #9 on: October 10, 2009, 10:45:43 PM »
Just WHERE in the body are these fistulas placed??
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« Reply #10 on: October 11, 2009, 06:01:16 AM »
My husband's makes the bed vibrate sometimes, it is weird, it takes time to get used to, even the dog looks at his arm funny.  HeHe
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« Reply #11 on: October 11, 2009, 07:43:13 AM »
OMG ! Do you ever get used to it ? I think thats going to drive me mad.
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« Reply #12 on: October 11, 2009, 07:44:18 AM »
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Just WHERE in the body are these fistulas placed??

Jean, I cannot stop laughing!  :rofl; :rofl;

Carl's is in his right forearm. That's fore-arm as in fore... oh never mind!  :rofl; :rofl;
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« Reply #13 on: October 11, 2009, 11:30:47 AM »
 :sir ken;  It is hard to get used to. My kids however think it's the funniest thing ever! At least we can find some humor in this!









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zona  diagnosed with Igan 1993
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« Reply #14 on: October 11, 2009, 11:36:47 AM »
no batteries needed :rofl;
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