You have touched on the best thing about HD. I have used a neckline since my fourth fistula collapsed 5 months ago and I also suffer with the itch compounded by the bear like consistency of chest hair and shaven bald spots of my chest and "moob".I cannot wait for those cool pieces of disinfected swabs washing my chest followed by the gentle rubbing of cotton towel. In my current health condition it brings back feelings and memories more associated with Lap Dancing bars.