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Dialysis Discussion => Dialysis: General Discussion => Topic started by: zona on October 10, 2009, 03:15:19 PM

Title: fistula didnt expect this!
Post by: zona on October 10, 2009, 03:15:19 PM
 Wow, I had my fistula put in over a week ago and just today I can feel it through my skin! Strange feeling.I freaked my husband with it. :o
Title: Re: fistula didnt expect this!
Post by: willowtreewren on October 10, 2009, 03:54:07 PM
Yeah. Have fun with that buzz!  :2thumbsup;
Title: Re: fistula didnt expect this!
Post by: petey on October 10, 2009, 04:22:17 PM
Marvin constantly shows off his fistula.  To women, he says, "You want to feel my thrill?" which gets their attention pretty quickly -- even before they put their hand on his fistula (which gets another WOW look).  (Marvin loves to flirt almost as much as RichardMel.)  Marvin tells little kids that the doctor sewed up a bumblebee in his arm.  Kids seem the most amazed and accepting of Marvin's fistula.  Some adults will see his arm and say, "Oh, my God!"  They have this "yuck" look on their face.  Kids, on the other hand, say, "Cool."  I wish all people were as accepting as little kids.

I go to sleep every night by placing my hand on Marvin's fistula.  That's the only way I can go to sleep.  Weird, I know.
Title: Re: fistula didnt expect this!
Post by: willowtreewren on October 10, 2009, 04:52:20 PM
Okay, here is "our" secret. When it is time to stick the needles and I have to check for the thrill, I slowly run my little finger all the way along the fistula. Slowly, all the way.

Gives Carl a thrill and not in the fistula!  :shy;

 :rofl; :rofl;
Title: Re: fistula didnt expect this!
Post by: kellyt on October 10, 2009, 05:40:04 PM
oooh la la  Willow!  :)

I told my 4 year-old nephew that I had a bee in my arm.  He thought that was super cool.
Title: Re: fistula didnt expect this!
Post by: petey on October 10, 2009, 08:16:23 PM
Okay, here is "our" secret. When it is time to stick the needles and I have to check for the thrill, I slowly run my little finger all the way along the fistula. Slowly, all the way.

Gives Carl a thrill and not in the fistula!  :shy;

 :rofl; :rofl;

Oh my, Aleta!  I'm going to try this on Marvin tomorrow night.  Sounds perfectly sinful.  I love it!   :yahoo;
Title: Re: fistula didnt expect this!
Post by: willowtreewren on October 10, 2009, 08:19:53 PM
Go for it!  :thumbup;

It is a nightly ritual in our house!   :clap; :clap;

 :o :o
Title: Re: fistula didnt expect this!
Post by: dwcrawford on October 10, 2009, 08:22:51 PM
Omg, that's exactly what my nurse does to me...
Title: Re: fistula didnt expect this!
Post by: tyefly on October 10, 2009, 08:25:06 PM
My hubby told me that my thrill isnt strong enough for me......... I told him to get his own thrill.......
Title: Re: fistula didnt expect this!
Post by: Jean on October 10, 2009, 10:45:43 PM
Just WHERE in the body are these fistulas placed??
Title: Re: fistula didnt expect this!
Post by: tee on October 11, 2009, 06:01:16 AM
My husband's makes the bed vibrate sometimes, it is weird, it takes time to get used to, even the dog looks at his arm funny.  HeHe
Title: Re: fistula didnt expect this!
Post by: KICKSTART on October 11, 2009, 07:43:13 AM
OMG ! Do you ever get used to it ? I think thats going to drive me mad.
Title: Re: fistula didnt expect this!
Post by: willowtreewren on October 11, 2009, 07:44:18 AM
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Just WHERE in the body are these fistulas placed??

Jean, I cannot stop laughing!  :rofl; :rofl;

Carl's is in his right forearm. That's fore-arm as in fore... oh never mind!  :rofl; :rofl;
Title: Re: fistula didnt expect this!
Post by: zona on October 11, 2009, 11:30:47 AM
 :sir ken;  It is hard to get used to. My kids however think it's the funniest thing ever! At least we can find some humor in this!









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Title: Re: fistula didnt expect this!
Post by: cookie2008 on October 11, 2009, 11:36:47 AM
no batteries needed :rofl;